Well....

I\'m still horny as hell...my noodle is up in the early a.m. doing pushups before my eyes even open,
I don\'t have hairy knuckles,
Annnnnnnnd, I can seeeeeeeee!

Next! ...

Alright!! Will someone get this right! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif Because I masturbated daily, sometimes three times a day, when I found out there was magic in me weenie...did I jack...

Oh!!! I thought it was because I\'ve been strokinit!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif...

Now I understand why I don\'t have any natural mones! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif