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    This thread's getting scarier by the minute.

    This thread's getting scarier by

    the minute.
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    Yep, was recently paroled. They said they...

    Yep, was recently paroled. They

    said they were over quota on left-handed, albino eskimo pipe-welders.
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    Hmm... is the blind man also mute?

    Hmm... is the blind man also mute?

    <grin>
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    Not too savvy on Bass, but I've noticed that...

    Not too savvy on Bass, but I've

    noticed that a swirled pink spinner with black spots will provoke almost any fish to bite.

    Have also had

    great luck catching virtually any species of fish...
  5. I like this question. I've learned over time...

    I like this question. I've

    learned over time that what would otherwise be an overdose of 'mones is safe around women whose sense of smell is

    impaired for some reason.

    Aside from colds,...
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    Re: Hi,I\'m New Here.

    Welcome aboard,

    LeeAnn!

    ummm... did they tell ya \'bout the initiation?
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    Re: Masturbation prevents Cancer

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    \"You are looking very handsome today.\" *stop* \"What a nice smile you have.\" *stop*

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    Re: a friend of mine needs help

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    Dominant in bed....she is very aggressive....

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    [b]Yeah, baby!
    Eat me, beat me, make...
  9. Thread: Fresh game

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    Re: Fresh game

    That\'d be even funnier if it wasn\'t almost certain to be true.


    The Montana Tourism Office once received a hilarious call from somewhere \'east of the Mississippi.\' The individual wanted to...
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    Re: Reading women\'s magazines

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    Who cares about his nasty personality......have you seen that tongue? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif ...
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    Poll: Re: Penis Size Survey

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    I find it a bit difficult to believe that the majority of the men here are above average. Either only the big guys are voting, or people...
  12. Thread: MATH QUESTION

    by Gerund
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    Re: MATH QUESTION

    Hey Mobes-

    There are inexpensive software programs available that teach kids various things, such as typing and basic math skills. They\'re usually in a \"game\" format to keep it fun &amp;...
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    Re: AMERICA\'S SMARTEST WOMAN

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    The boy says, \"It\'s okay. There is still a parachute left for you. America\'s smartest woman jumped with my school backpack.\"

    <hr...
  14. Thread: going down

    by Gerund
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    Re: going down

    &lt;chuckle&gt; Alright!

    And you could head up my new governmental agency, The Ministry of Sex, and be in charge of implementing some revolutionary policies! ...
  15. Thread: going down

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    Re: going down

    In fact, when I had a mustache and beard, I\'d never wash up after eating pussy until I had to.

    Gerund &lt;------ knows what he likes! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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    Re: going down

    My first two experiences with girls of the female persuasion were eating pussy.

    I revel in it. The taste and smell are satisfying and erotic; the first few times I did it, I felt a tingling at...
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    Re: BABY PHOTOGRAPHER

    \"And yes they call him \"The Streak,\" he likes to show off his physique. He\'s just as cute as he can be, with his anatomy, guess you could call him unique.\" lmao
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    Re: BABY PHOTOGRAPHER

    Yep, when the squirrels start nibbling on your equipment, it\'s time to pack it in! lol
  19. Thread: Doggy Style

    by Gerund
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    Re: Doggy Style

    That\'s an old Rodney \"I don\'t get no respect\" Dangerfield joke. The classics persist.
  20. Thread: Sneezing

    by Gerund
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    Re: Sneezing

    That\'s an old Buddy Hackett joke. Still funny.
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    Re: Beeing to sensitive? \"Early erection\"-problems!!

    Your physical response to your girl sounds very, very normal.

    But to answer the main question that I think troubles you -- will she be \"repelled\" by your erection and precum?

    She shouldn\'t...
  22. Thread: ***POEMS***

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    Re: ***POEMS***

    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
  23. Thread: ***POEMS***

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    Re: ***POEMS***

    Gerund: &lt;------- one of the few true pervert poets~ /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
  24. Thread: ***POEMS***

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    Re: ***POEMS***

    &lt;chuckle&gt;
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    Re: ***POEMS***

    ***********************************************************


    -------------\"Iambic\"---------------

    \"You speak of love and long, lost dreams,\"
    the wise man said to me,
    \"But love\'s not...
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