This thread's getting scarier by
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Type: Posts; User: Gerund
This thread's getting scarier by
the minute.
Yep, was recently paroled. They
said they were over quota on left-handed, albino eskimo pipe-welders.
Hmm... is the blind man also mute?
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Not too savvy on Bass, but I've
noticed that a swirled pink spinner with black spots will provoke almost any fish to bite.
Have also had
great luck catching virtually any species of fish...
I like this question. I've
learned over time that what would otherwise be an overdose of 'mones is safe around women whose sense of smell is
impaired for some reason.
Aside from colds,...
Welcome aboard,
LeeAnn!
ummm... did they tell ya \'bout the initiation?
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\"You are looking very handsome today.\" *stop* \"What a nice smile you have.\" *stop*
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Dominant in bed....she is very aggressive....
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[b]Yeah, baby!
Eat me, beat me, make...
That\'d be even funnier if it wasn\'t almost certain to be true.
The Montana Tourism Office once received a hilarious call from somewhere \'east of the Mississippi.\' The individual wanted to...
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Who cares about his nasty personality......have you seen that tongue? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif ...
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I find it a bit difficult to believe that the majority of the men here are above average. Either only the big guys are voting, or people...
Hey Mobes-
There are inexpensive software programs available that teach kids various things, such as typing and basic math skills. They\'re usually in a \"game\" format to keep it fun &...
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The boy says, \"It\'s okay. There is still a parachute left for you. America\'s smartest woman jumped with my school backpack.\"
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<chuckle> Alright!
And you could head up my new governmental agency, The Ministry of Sex, and be in charge of implementing some revolutionary policies! ...
In fact, when I had a mustache and beard, I\'d never wash up after eating pussy until I had to.
Gerund <------ knows what he likes! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
My first two experiences with girls of the female persuasion were eating pussy.
I revel in it. The taste and smell are satisfying and erotic; the first few times I did it, I felt a tingling at...
\"And yes they call him \"The Streak,\" he likes to show off his physique. He\'s just as cute as he can be, with his anatomy, guess you could call him unique.\" lmao
Yep, when the squirrels start nibbling on your equipment, it\'s time to pack it in! lol
That\'s an old Rodney \"I don\'t get no respect\" Dangerfield joke. The classics persist.
That\'s an old Buddy Hackett joke. Still funny.
Your physical response to your girl sounds very, very normal.
But to answer the main question that I think troubles you -- will she be \"repelled\" by your erection and precum?
She shouldn\'t...
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Gerund: <------- one of the few true pervert poets~ /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
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\"You speak of love and long, lost dreams,\"
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