I'd imagine fresh

semen would be better as an attractant. Why? Semen decomposes rapidly and gets conspicuously offensive and rank.

You'd have to hammer your wanky daily to keep yourself in...

Have you ever smelled sex? It

doesn't smell like cologne. If you want to smell like sex, I'd suggest a dab of Essense of Woman (or a dab of the

real thing if you dare). There are no...