MORE BUMPER STICKERS

Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you are an [bad word].

Impotence... Nature\'s way of saying \"No hard feelings.\"

The proctologist called... they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory... some just don\'t have any film.

Save your breath... You\'ll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Guys... just because you have one, doesn\'t mean you have to be one.

Some people just don\'t know how to drive... I call these people \"Everybody But Me.\"

Don\'t like my driving? Then quit watching me.

If you can read this... I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Hang up and drive!!


HOPE YOUR DAY OF RAIN, SNOW, OR ICE HAS YOU SMILING!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] TATER!!

\"First Iraq, then France\"

Better duck Gerund, I see a volley of flames coming your way.

Interesting enough I read somewhere that France actually has a pretty good size Aircraft Carrier & they are going to be docking it in Crete at the US Naval port this week, but of course not for military support, they are there to run some trials later in the week assuming the weather holds up - no wonder they always surrender, they can only operate when it\'s sunny. JOKE - easy on the flames, just helping take some of the pressure off my comrade Gerund! Seriously thought I\'d be surprised if any of the American soldiers mix up with the French, the port at Crete from what I read was instrumental in the Persian Gulf War. Maybe it\'s a precautionary measure in case France changes it\'s mind? It is kind of odd to dock it there only to run some practice runs? Sounds like a dangerous spot to be doing that if a war does break out.

Don\'t blame me, I\'m just the messenger: Tom Brokaw mentioned that bumper sticker a week ago on network television!

I don\'t think anyone will flame you, after all it is just a joke (at least I hope so)

Franki [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

<whew> cool!