SIGNS AND BUMPER STICKERS!!

The actual signs and bumper stickers spotted around the country:

** On a Plumbers truck : \"We repair what your husband fixed.\"

** Pizza shop slogan: \"7 days without pizza makes one weak.\"

** At a tire shop in Milwaukee: \"Invite us to your next blowout.\"

** At a towing company: \"We don\'t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.\"

** In a non-smoking area: \"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.\"

** On a maternity room door: \"Push. Push. Push.\"

** At an optometrist\'s office: \"If you don\'t see what you\'re looking for, you\'ve come to the right place.\"

** On a fence: \"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.\"

** In a veterinarian\'s waiting room : \"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!\"

** At the electric company: \"We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don\'t, you will be.\"

** In the front yard of a funeral home: \"Drive carefully. We\'ll wait.\"


KEEP SMILING!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

These were to funny,,
If you get any closer , il flip a bogger on your windshield.
If you can read this, you need to stop and change the air in
your head.
Drive it like you stoled it!!!!!!
I have two B!#ches, one i sleep with and one i drive..
I eat road kill.. eeewwwwww!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

\"I eat road kill\"

MY KIND OF WOMAN!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

Hardwood floor guys van:
Say no to RUGS

[img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] >(I eat road kill\" )

MY KIND OF WOMAN!!!

hehehe!! you betcha!!!
\"Watchout For Mudlick!!!! \"
\"My Chevey 4x4 Loves 2-Tracks\" [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

\"Watchout For Mudlick!!!! \"


MUDLICK!? Now did me tongue awake when me read dat ting? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

wouldnt you love to know what mudlick is... wink, wink,, hehehe!!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

Come on!!!! Who\'s your Buddy, who\'s your Pal!!? Say it!! \"You are MOBLEYC57!.\" Okay....now tell me what it means, cause now I want to know. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/crazy.gif[/img]

you sure about that??/ heh

No hes not sure about that.. whos my buddy?? whos my pal??? Im not telling hehehehe!!! But as far as Mudlick goes.. well its alittle like mmmmmm .. il give ya a small hint.. Chocolate Syrup and!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

lol

> Get in, Shut up,Get on this, Do me hard!!
> Dads the boss, Right mommy??
> Zero to bitch in 4.0 seconds
> HUNKED ON FONIKS WERKD FER MEE! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]
> Moody bitch seeks average guy for love-hate, hot , nasty, dirty, mean sex.
> If men had periods theyd brag about the size of there tampons.

this ones my fav,,, [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]
> This truck is protected by a pissed off mom with a serious sex problem!!!

last one,
> I wonder how youd drive with a car phone shoved up your A$$

\"49 percent bitch, 51 percent sweetheart -- don\'t push it\"