THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can\'t find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You\'re in them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He\'s a cross dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

Good: Your son\'s finally maturing
Bad: He\'s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

Good: Your wife\'s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She\'s a lawyer

Good: The postman\'s early
Bad: He\'s wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

Good: This is a pretty good forum
Bad: I\'m addicted to it
Ugly: I\'m still ODing with the pheros


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Good: You found your lost daughter
Bad: She\'s dead
Ugly: She is stored in 7 trash cans

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Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter

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In Holland we call it \"de bloempjes en de bijtjes\", which means \"the flowers and the bees\". After all, it is the flowers that get fertilized by the bees, and not the birds ... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Franki

You\'ll learn the story of flowers and the bees usually before elementary school ... but only in case you\'re intelligent enough to see something is goin\' on. ;p ... btw., it\'s flowers and bees in germany also.

Good: You\'re having sex
Bad: With yourself
Ugly: It\'s the best you ever had

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Good: You\'re having sex
Bad: With yourself
Ugly: It\'s the best you ever had

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There is nothing quite like sex with someone you really love. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]