Always double check your work!

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday. They had not been

dating long, and after careful consideration hedecided a pair of new gloves would strike the right note:

romantic, but not too personal.


Accompanied by his

sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Macy's and bought her a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair

of silk panties for herself.


During the wrapping, the

clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and his sweetheart got the panties.



Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to

his sweetheart with this note:

I chose these because I

noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your

sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the

pairthat she had been wearing for the past three weeks and

they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.I wish I was

there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come into contact with them before I have

a chance to see you again.When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them

away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many timesI will kiss

them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.



All my love

p.s. The latest style is to wear them folded down with

a little fur showing.