Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew!!
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of
President Obama's scheme to
employ inter-city youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less
than 6 seconds without proper equipment,
whereas Gordon's existing crew
could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech
equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's
management team as most races are won or
lost in the pits. However,
Gordon got more than he bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not
only was the inexperienced crew
able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they
had
changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to
Dale Jr for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed,
and some photos of Jeff's wife
in the shower.
