very punny

A backward poet writes inverse.

A man\'s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Sea captains don\'t like crew cuts.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it\'s an I for an I.

A bicycle can\'t stand on its own because it is two tired.

A will is defined as a dead giveaway.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In a democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your Count votes.

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don\'t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I\'ll show you A flat
minor.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can\'t budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

He often broke into song because he couldn\'t find the key.

Every calendar\'s days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small
medium at large.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the
end.

Once you\'ve seen one shopping center, you\'ve seen a mall.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought
she\'d dye

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa\'s helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a
spectacle of himself.

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ROFL, my fave [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

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I love this one [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Wait, Pavlov was controlled conditioning right? I.E.

Sight of food, produces salivation (uncontrolled), then signt of food combined w/ ringing bell to produce salivation? Or was that whatshisname...K something.

-Jon, who goes and grabs his Psychology book from last term

Yes Jon...you are correct.
Remember Pavlov\'s dog who responded to the ringing bell? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Which went on to prove that when a dog salivates a Behaviorlist rings a bell. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]