A corny one

In a recent MSNBC news

broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the

same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as

accurate as Lorena.

She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe

muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been

charged with . . a misdewiener!
:p