Blonde on death row

Three women on death

row

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a

blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She

says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead

forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . .

. Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too

escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her

forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready

. . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"