I used to enjoy Chicago's
posts. Are you still out there ?? :)
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I used to enjoy Chicago's
posts. Are you still out there ?? :)
Chicago gave up women after an
NPA night when he was torn to bits by a pack of foam flecked girls who inexplicably lost control as they passed
through his aura.
I heard he's in sexual rehab at St. Esmerelda's, and will be back in the bars soon. Can't
keep a good man down.
I thought that phrase was "you
can't keep a good man limp..."
:whip:
Thanks for the update. I had heard that after a short lifetimeQuote:
Originally Posted by idesign
of screwing anything that moved he had contracted several STDs and was in mandatory quarantine.:thumbsup:
Quarantine... rehab.
Schlemiel... schlemazel. One man's prison is another man's new opportunity. I agree with Chas, I miss his
reports. Since he's a very inventive graphic wizard, I'm looking forward to his next post, depicting his exploits
with the orderlies.
As I recall he seemed to
always have good luck with AE/m
I'll have to give that a shot sometime.
I think that many of us were in
secret admiration of Chicago. Some of his later posts left me open mouthed with wonder - I was speechless at his
brazen approach to women !
(... I'm beginning to think that I have got it all wrong all these years & that
women like a real man's approach - bold & daring e.g. "are you up for it? so they are left speechless &
impressed.)
Could it be that I don't understand a woman's reason d'etre ?
Just remember that people (this
includes women...) are different. Some will respond to a certain approch, others won't. For example, those looking
for a quick hookup will probably respond quite differently from those looking for a LTR, etc.
The most important
thing I can think of is this: whatever you do, however you behave with someone, just remember that for as long as
that "relationship" continues, you will have to *keep* doing/behaving that way. If what you do isn't being true to
yourself, things are gonna fall apart. If it's a ONS/quick hookup, that's one thing. If it's something else, or
it develops into something else, it can be heck.
I doubt manyQuote:
Originally Posted by chas
here were in secret admiration of Chicago.
And yes, you must not understand women. Now I don't know if
Chicago's post were true or not. But I suggest you reread some of them and then apply the advice and see what
happens. Try to talk women into sex in the bar bathroom 30 minutes after meeting them. Next time you are in a club
try smacking or grabbing a chick's ass and see if it leads to sex or an asskicking and lawsuit against you.:nono:
I think you're right - but it was intriguing trying toQuote:
Originally Posted by tounge
work out if Chicago had cracked it with women with a secret technique - learnt in a foreign land.
But wait - I
have found that women can act suddenly in a completely different way to the one I expected (am I naive ??).
I
was in central London & I spotted a young attractive women waiting at the traffic lights to cross the road. Suddenly
a man walked behind her, at right angles to her, & in one fluid movement he grapped her entire right buttock in his
hand. I expected her to spin round & wack her elbow in his face but ... no. She beamed over her face & held this
expression for 30 seconds before the traffic lights allowed her to cross over. It had made her day. (He didn't even
break a step in his walking).
I was impressed by his brazen approach - how many times had he done it ?? I don't
understand - if I had done it then I would have got the elbow in my face.
And on another occasion I told a plump
lady that she was curvy & she suddenly landed a big kiss on my lips.
I am beginning to think with women that the
more you know, the less you know ...
Women are very confusing but I
think I'd follow Tounge's advice. Do you know how embarrassing it would be to get your butt kicked in a crowded
bar by some lady after you grabbed her butt? :rofl: Tounge and several others have always held up th idea of getting
yourself in good mental and physical shape, being proud of who and what you are and acting like a true gentleman.
Its good advice and has stood me well many times. I'd encourage you to try that route. That does not mean being a
wimp, that means being a real man!
You have to ask yourself as
well... what kind of man do you want to be? Someone who disrespects women and views them as meat? Or a man who
seduces respectfully based on his character and the worth he exhibits.
As well, what, for lack of a better word,
"quality" of woman do you want in your bed? Tongue has a good point when he refers to STDs. While that might not
always be the case, do you want someone who would sleep with another guy as easily as she's sleep with
you?
IMHO, PUAs marginalize themselves in polite company, and have no standing among gentlemen.
But hey, this
is an opinion piece, and to each his own path.
Try not to think of the approach
too much. We must adapt to the situation at all times. From experiance women dont really know what they want, so
this makes it next to impossible for US to know what they want. The only thing you can control is the way you
present yourself, being true to your nature and "alpha" or "non alpha" characteristics. In my case, I am naturally
quiet and dont approach too much. Now if I get all up in a chicks face at a club acting like aggressive it doesnt
suit my aura and i will look like a follower. Women can recognize a fake from a mile away (if their intelligent,
unless u want a dumb chick). Depends on your goals really. This is a big topic to get into, but basically live in
the moment and never think there is a sureshot for anything, and last but not least, listen to your instintcs.
I have to ask you Eleven. I hear the so called PUA experts constantly say that womenQuote:
Originally Posted by eleven
don't know what they want. Now what I would like to know, is at what age period are these group of women and at the
same age group do men know what they want?
Tounge - don't be so mean with the
trick questions. You dang well no one EVER knows what they want (but the males will always be behind the curve
anyway...)
:p
The real key to life is when you finally can separate what you *really* do need from what you
THINK you "need" (ie "want").
:think:
:thumbsup:
Quote:
Originally Posted by tounge
Anyone who claims they are an expert at anything doesnt fully understand themselves. Truth is
always new and there is always more to learn. Please excuse my earlier statement if it got across the wrong way. In
your case you can substitue "WANT" with "Desire", to help you comprehend a bit better. Im not talking about a women
who simply knows she wants red wine rather then white wine, but what she wants based on what other women in her
direct surroundings want. Beleive me women influence eachother when there in a social setting.
What I was trying
to say is that in any situation, there is never a guaranteed way, especially when you are dealing with women who are
by nature more psychologically "bound" to material possesions and looking better then the next female; more so this
day in age.
So as a man I need to be aware of this, and indirectly show psychological freedom at all times when
trying to pursuit a women for something I want from them, (relationship, sex, etc). Basically acting in the moment
and never rehearsing any pick up line, or anything else you think you learned from someone else. What works for one
may not work for another. Just like in pheromones. As I said earlier depends on your goals, if u just walk up to 20
women at a club and talk, im sure 1 of them will fall for it. YOu can sleep with them and thats great. But what if
you can get in their head and always keep them around for what you need from them (relationship, sex, good freinds).
We are all at different stages, but when I get with a women I want to learn about myself when im with her, and not
just to bust a nut, or prove to myself i can "pick her up".
An example:Quote:
Originally Posted by chas
At my
dentists when I was younger, the two very busty school-leaver aged dental assistants (I always wondered why they
were 'top-heavy' - in my naivity I had failed to realise that either my dentist only recruited top-heavies or only
top-heavies applied to his advert - "only top-heavies need apply ... ??) - they took the opportunity to push their
ample bossoms against my head - in the middle of having a tooth filling !!!
I had a injection, there had been
some drilling & I felt a bit apprehensive being at the dentists & also groggy from the injection. They both did it
while mixing the tooth amalgam & then smiling to themselves.
My dentist was standing only a couple of feet away &
was oblivious to their activities. They pushed themselves so close to me that I felt as though I was one of their
babies & I heard their rather odd ragged breathing !!! It was like being back in the womb ...
(I'm glad I found
this forum so I can get this off my chest).
Quote:
Originally Posted by idesign
Which turned out to be the Alternate prequel to
Zombieland LOL. Instead of eatin a contaminated burger it was contaminated mones that were purchased from a non
love-scent community LMAO!! And Chicago was the centerpoint:sick: