WOMEN\'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK!
- Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
- Don\'t imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers.
- What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
- So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
- If they put a man on the moon - why can\'t they put them all there?
- Tell him you are not his type - you have a pulse.
- Never let your mans mind wander - it is too little to be let out alone.
- Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.
- Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
- Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
- Women don\'t make fools of men - most of them are the Do It Yourself types.
- The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.
- Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
- If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
- A mans idea of serious commitment is usually \'oh alright, I\'ll stay the night.\'
- Sadly, all men are created equal.
- Remember that a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
- The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of \'former boyfriend.\'
- There are lots of words to describe men - strong, caring, loving -they\'d be wrong but you can still use them.
HOPE YOUR SUNDAY HAS YOU SMILING!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] TATER!!
Re: WOMEN\'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK!
Another great one!
I love these:
- Never let your mans mind wander - it is too little to be let out alone.
- Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.
- What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
Re: WOMEN\'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK!
yup thats funny but this one is so true..( What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door!!!!) Then i watch him go outside and make a [bad word] of himsefl in the snow... LOL!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]
