What's the
difference between a musician and a large pepperoni pizza?
The pizza
can feed a family of four.
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What's the
difference between a musician and a large pepperoni pizza?
The pizza
can feed a family of four.
Tell me about it. I spent 5 years
at a top music school in Boston, graduated suma cum laude. Look at me now. :-)
B
Bruce,
You strike me as a
happy man, one I admire. I certainly envy your successful and useful business.
Wish I could play or even
sing some place besides the shower.
Thanks Whitehall,
Yeah, I'm
pretty happy these days, but almost entirely because of my born again yogi experience a couple years back. Business
stuff was making me crazy. When our baby was born (#3) I realized the bad state I was in and what I had to do. So
far so good. Lately my wife and I have started working with a relief project in Peru (see perupuppets.com), and
that has helped a lot! One thing leads to another. Up or down, you can get into a spiral that has a momentum to
it.
Peace, Love, etc etc etc etc,
B
What did the drummer get on his IQ
test?
Drool.
:-) Brings back memories of my
Berklee days; always with the drummer jokes. One went something like:
How do you know someone is a drummer?
He
hangs out with musicians.
Something like that
What do
you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
How can you get away with parking in
the handicapped zone?
Put a couple of drumsticks on the dashboard.
Just for laughs, we once asked
our drummer how you spell Mississippi, and he said:
"The river or the lake?"
How does a band know if the
stage is not level?
The drool runs out of the side of the drummers mouth!
Berklee ROCKS!!
What does a drummer use for birth
control?
His personality.
Yeah, Bruce. That one was,
"What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? (A drummer)
So how do you get a musician
off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
...and the ever popular,
"What do you call a guitar player with no girlfriend?"
Homeless.
How do you tell time with just
a drum?
Open your window and play it. Any second, someone will shout, "Shut the **** up!
Don't you know it's ____ O'clock?!
:lol: Last one was
great.
Gegogi, you wanna get in on this?
Yeah, and where is Bassman?
Haha, this is a good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrSmellThis
Hey Bruce, I'm curious. What
year did you graduate Berklee and were there any fellow classmates that went on to succeed in the industry that we
may know?
I went to GIT. Paul Gilbert graduated the year before me. Frank Gambalee was really starting to gain
popularity and Jennifer Baton landed a gig with Michael Jackson soon after. Seems like she also did a stint with
Prince if I remember correctly.