Out! Omg! Wtfwid?!?
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Out! Omg! Wtfwid?!?
Lucky for her
Nailpolish 'R' Us
Superstore was just
holding its annual
"Paint The Town
Brown" Sale. Brown?
Why not pink?
Or blonde red?
Or even mauve
which excites even
the Dolly Llama
.
(as in a cross between Dolly the cloned sheep and a llama... okay... Do I have to explain everything?)
and Dolly Parton.
OK, Brown then,
or mauve, wtfdic?
Omg Fml Ls/mft
Pink decoder rings
FREE! (with purchase
of any book)
(or nail polish)
to decipher the
product ingredients lists,
the color chart,
the Blonde-resistant cap,
(okay
so I'm pushing the 3 word limit there by using a hyphen
:rasp: )
the resistant blonde,
the blonde-capped resister
and simple instructions.
(written in Swahili)
Uhuru! cried the
assembled masses! Uhuru!