Another blonde joke...

A girl came

skipping home from school one day. Mummy, Mummy," she yelled,
"we were counting today and all the other kids could

only count to four but I counted to 10. .............. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10"
"Very good," said her

mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came

skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids

could only say it to D, but I said it to G. .............. a, b, c, d, e,f, g"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is

it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping

home from school. "Mummy, Mummy" she yelled, "we were in gym class today and when we showered all the other girls

had flat chests, but I have these" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her Mum

feeling very embarrassed.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mummy"
"No dear, it's because you're 25"


:rofl: