Shocking events that let you know you\'re old
Providence Journal
09.17.2003
I remember being shocked when typewriters began showing up in antique stores.
It\'s gotten worse.
You can now find early computers there - or in the antiques section of Web sites like Ebay.
It got me thinking about a new definition of old.
Old doesn\'t just apply to those who can remember life before airplanes or television.
You qualify if things you once considered cutting-edge technology are now antiques. Or when the latest trends you swear you embraced just yesterday are things the MTV generation never heard of.
So, today, a list.
You know you\'re getting up there if you remember when:
* Your computer\'s ready-mode was a black screen with a single curser.
* Apple was bigger than Windows.
* Or should I say PCs, since for a while, there was no such thing as Windows.
* There was just \"DOS.\"
* And they were called microcomputers instead of PCs.
* Contrary to free-market theory, your phone choices and bills were much easier because AT&T was a good old-fashioned monopoly.
* There was this amazing new video game called \"Pong.\"
* And you thought it had the most advanced graphics imaginable.
* AOL was just another start-up online service that could easily have lost out to rivals called Compuserve and Prodigy.
* A 20-something guy named Dell came up with the nutty idea of selling computers by mail.
* Jane Fonda went from sex symbol, to feminist activist, to dutiful wife of a powerful man, to obscurity.
* And that powerful man was known not as Ted Turner founder of CNN - but \"Blackbeard Among the Bluebloods\" for winning the America\'s Cup while scandalizing Newport society with raucus behavior.
* And there was no question U.S. sailors would of course win the Cup - forever.
* It was called VD instead of an STD.
* The first true laptop computer was a Radio Shack TRS-80.
* And if you were hip, you referred to it affectionately as a TRASH-80.
* Burning a CD was the act of a pyromaniac.
* Sean Connery was Pierce Brosnan.
* The new walkaround phone that gave you astonishing mobility was a cordless one you could take around the house.
* And it got better reception than the one you can now take all over the country.
* Only wives got alimony.
* Steve Jobs ran Apple. I mean, the first time.
* There was a guy on 60 Minutes named Mike Wallace who was so old you figured he\'d retire at the latest by 1990.
* TheMideast was simpler because Iran was run by a dictator called The Shah, who wanted power rather than Jihad.
* Mail was something you wrote on a piece of paper and put into a stamped envelope.
* And you didn\'t get 110 unsolicited pieces of it every morning promising to enhance your anatomical assets.
* No normal person had speakers on their computer.
* The diners at the next restaurant table were smoking cigarettes and you barely noticed.
* The only thing you knew about Robin Williams was he played a weird alien named \"Mork\" on television.
* A 1-gig hard drive seemed as big as a warehouse. (Today, most are 40-times that.)
* An 8-track tape the size of a paperback book was an advanced concept in compact music recording.
* Everyone knew what an LP was.
And now the final test of whether you\'re getting up there:
* Even though there are plenty of LPs in antiques stores, you still have 400 in your attic, because deep down, you still think the format will come back.
Re: Shocking events that let you know you\'re old
LMAO! Holy sh!t! Pong! The TRASH-80! Never had an 80, but I did have a C-64. Priceless (as in \"ain\'t worth dick now...\") [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Funny stuff. (And, yes, I do feel old now. Thanks a lot. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img])
Holmes
Re: Shocking events that let you know you\'re old
Heck;
I had a manual typewriter. Screw up in the middle of the page, start over! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
Re: Shocking events that let you know you\'re
old
You know that you\'re old when you think the young girl in the train is smiling at you - and
the she stands up and offers her place to you :-)
Mysteriousman
Re: Shocking events that let you know you\'re old
You know you\'re old when someone comes up to you and says, \"Goddamn! You so old, you like a
fossil!\"
Holmes