A little ditty

One day Superman was

feeling a bit horny.


So he asked his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of


action.


'Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?'


'Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonder Woman is

the best sex in Comicland.


Why don't you try her?' replied Batman


'I'd love to, but Wonder Woman and

I are friends.
So I don't really want to take advantage of her.'


'Damn shame.' said Batman as he waved

goodbye to Superman and drove off.


Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a City when he saw the Green


Lantern.


'Hey Hal, I'm looking for a little action.You're a swinging bachelor, who's the
best babe in

Comicland?'


'Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is far and away the best
lay in Comicland, why

don't you try her?'


'Well, we're sort of friends,' Superman said,
'but I didn't realize she had gotten

around so much.' and he flew off in
frustration.


Twenty minutes later Superman was flying over a field

when
he saw Wonder Woman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her
legs apart.


Superman was tempted.




He thought to himself, 'I'm faster than a speeding bullet,
I can be in and out of there before she even

knows I'm here.'


So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone.


Wonder Woman stared up into

the sky with a dazed expression.


'What the hell was that????????' she exclaimed.



'I don't know,'

said the Invisible Man as he rolled off,

'but my ass is killing me.'

"So with a blur and a sonic boom he

was down, in and gone."

Pretty much describes most men's perfrormances according to some women I know...

That was really good.