CUTE!

A baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. \"Are you my doctor?\" he asked.

\"Yes, I am,\" said the doctor. The baby said, \"Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth, but if you would have slapped my a*s one more time....I would have had to kill ya!\"

He looked at his mother and asked, \"Are you my mother?\"

\"Yes, I am,\" said the mother. \"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born, and I loved the lite beer,\" he said.

He then looked at his father and asked, \"Are you my father?\"

\"Yes, I am,\" his father answered. The baby motioned him closer, then poked him repeatedly on the forehead with his index finger. \"Hurts don\'t it a*shole!\"

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