Children's Science Exam
If you
need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers...
"life is what
Q: Name the four
seasons.
[COLOR=navy
]A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=nav
y]Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
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A:
Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large p ollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A:
The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?(Brilliant, love
this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.<B>
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?</B>
A: The tides are a fight<B>
between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?</B>
A: Things for keeping<B>
carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?</B>
A: When you get old, so<B>
do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?</B>
A: He says good-bye to
his boyhood and looks forward to his
adultery.(The kid
gets an A+ for this answer!)
<B>
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.</B>
A: Premature death.<B>
Q: How are the main parts</B>
of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.<B>
The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five
bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?</B>
A: A small lie.<B>
Q: What does 'varicose' mean?</B>
A: Nearby.<B>
Q: Give the meaning of</B>
the term 'Caesarian Section.'
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in
Rome
<B>
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'</B>
A: Benign is what you
will be after you be eight.
we make
it--
always has been,
always will be."
--Grandma Moses
