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That\'s a really good question.
Because when you get the indole in the mix, it has to be just right.
I just put the bird crap on my hair. It makes it smell really natural, and that\'s a turn on.
Also make sure you don\'t bathe for at least three days. You can rinse off a little if you must.
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And if you have any bad results with this, or no results at all?
Here\'s a quarter so you can call some body who wants to hear that sh!t.
Me and Elana, we\'re wearin\' it.
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Sorry, just woke up from my nap.
You know. I really resent the fact that you think all men are bi. It\'s just not true. We have big hairy dicks and balls. And they smell like big hairy dicks and balls. And we know how to use our big hairy dicks and balls. REAL MEN use their big hairy dicks and balls on women. Not on other men. Those guys are homos and I don\'t wanna see that sh!t.
I reiterate, 1 sword fight in the 1st grade does not make a man gay.
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Oh, for God\'s sake, stop making sense.
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Epilogue
Well, I just received my shipment of big hairy dicks and balls pheremone. I tried it out and I gotta say. I kinda like it. Not at first though. At first it was kind of painful. But now that I\'m used to big hairy dicks and balls. I don\'t think I\'ll ever go back to anything else. Thanx Big hairy dicks and balls.
That\'s my story.
Please don\'t hate me for what I\'ve become.
A lover of big hairy dicks and balls!
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Dick n\' balls eh?
Yea I give I give.
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You know. I really resent the fact that you think all men are bi. It\'s just not true. We have big hairy dicks and balls. And they smell like big hairy dicks and balls. And we know how to use our big hairy dicks and balls. REAL MEN use their big hairy dicks and balls on women. Not on other men. Those guys are homos and I don\'t wanna see that sh!t.
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EXIT63,
This comment has much bigotry, this post just needs to be deleted.
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MEN SPRING WOODIES FOR WOMEN WHO WEAR EAU DE DICK AND BALLS!
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www.dick\'nballs.com
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for samples please contact:
wendy@dick\'nballs.com
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How \'bout \"Dick, Balls and Brains\"?
That\'s the phero y\'all need to be like us -- smell like you know something, like \"essence of library\".
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1st Annual Love-Scent Comedy Awards
Ya know Doc,
Red worked her ass off to write this thread (with considerable input from Elana and myself). And nobody even got it. Since no one has acknowledged her considerable effort and obvious comedic skill, I have taken it upon myself to create and bestow this high honor upon her.
The 1st Annual Love-Scent Comedy Award Trophy is awarded to the forum member who has contributed so much. Who has such a great sense of humor. Who has endured so much nitwit-ism. Who has worked tirelessly to further the cause and who gives the meanest blow job inside or outside the I-495 loop (or so I\'ve heard).
Come on up here Red and accept your award!!! (Carol Burnett theme plays).
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Why do you get to hand her the award? I want to give it to her.
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I\'m afraid to ask what the award looks like!
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