Dead Donkeys

Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from

a
farmer for

$100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the

Donkey
the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son,

but
I have some bad

news, the donkey died.'



Chuck

replied,


'Well, then just

give me my money

back.'

The farmer

said,


'Can't do that. I

went and spent it already.'



Chuck

said, 'Ok,

then, just bring me the dead donkey.'



The farmer

asked,


'Wha

t ya gonna do with

him?

Chu

ck

said,


'I'

m going to raffle him

off.'

T

he farmer

said,


You

can't raffle off a dead donkey!'



Chuck

said,


'Sur

e I can Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with
Chuck and

asked, 'What happened with that dead

donkey?'

[

B]Chuck

said,[/B]


'I

raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of

$898.00.'



The farmer

said,


'Did

n't anyone

complain?'

Chuck said,


'Jus

t the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'



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