View Full Version : pheromones in a gaybar
pieroilfiero
04-12-2004, 01:57 PM
So i put on
a lot of that androstenol musk oil that comes with the newbie packet, it just smells too good (btw, does it come for
sale on its own?) and one spray of pheromax, and go out. I see a pub, and you know, I have a problem with seeing
some colors, so i don\'t pay much attention to banners and stuff. So, i don\'t notice that its a gaybar. Inside,
there\'s two girls sitting at the bar, and a guy sitting at a table.
I go in, hang my coat, take a look around,
flash a smile at one of the girls. They notice me, talk for a bit, and then the other one smiles at me. I walk up to
the bar where they\'re sitting, she smiles at me again, i get a drink, she turns around again an smiles at me.
Then i finally talk to her, say hi, she makes room in the stool next to her to sit.
Not even 5min pass and she
asks me if i\'m gay, and proceeds to explain me that its a gaybar, even though she\'s not lesbian herself but
just comes here cause shes a friend of the owner.
As the evening passes, more people come in the bar and fill it,
and they were mostly eyeing me and lookin at me funny cause i was obviously hitting on a girl, and then so many of
them would come over to where i was sitting, almost rub themselves on me, some obviously trying to hit on me as they
started to talk etc. I ended up with the girl\'s phone #, a promise that we\'ll see eachother again, and a lot
of gay hits...one guy who was coming in with his boyfriend, actually stood up from the table to come say hi to
me...
Anyway, I know i\'m 6\'2\", and i consider myself quite good looking, but I can\'t chalk it all up
to that. I tend to melt the ice after a few minutes im talking with someone, and then i\'m really sociable and
talkative, but until then I\'m normally the
guy-standing-in-a-corner-with-a-book-in-his-hands-who-does-not-looklike-he-wants-to-talk-to-anyone-much-less-to-you.
One other time they had a \"Lesbogay night\" in my favorite pub and i was there, i did not get nearly as many
hits from guys (nor girls). Blame all the a-nol i was wearing?
bigdog
04-12-2004, 02:22 PM
Yes. If I only
were nol at bars I too will get gay hits. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Holmes
04-12-2004, 04:57 PM
(Not that
there\'s anything wrong with that.)
Holmes
Hell man, you
could have been wearing Scent of Dog\'s Ass and they would have acted the same way toward you. That\'s what
gay\'s do. They rut like bunnies. No boundaries at all. Any port in a storm. Not that there\'s anything wrong
with that.
dcrew2000
04-12-2004, 11:04 PM
I\'ve
been hearing that more and more straight girls are frequenting gay bar now...hhhmmm unchartered territory?
Not!!
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I\'ll keep on my side of the fence, your right about gays,
one tried to pick me up one time on a airplane. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
Another time I was
at a bar wearing mones and this guy came over and asked me if I would join his group (he might just be a liitle
drunk or maybe he was scounting for a chick) in any event i stood my ground. And don\'t get me started on IM
messages I sometimes get when I\'m working at night.
Don\'t get me wrong I\'m not about
hate.
dcrew2000
Whitehall
04-13-2004, 03:15 AM
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Hell man, you could have been wearing Scent of
Dog\'s Ass and they would have acted the same way toward you. That\'s what gay\'s do. They rut like bunnies.
No boundaries at all. Any port in a storm. Not that there\'s anything wrong with that.
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Well, I HATE to be politically incorrect... but the San Francisco bath
houses did start an epidemic of AIDS that claimed the lives of thousands of people, including one of my
coworkers.
Boundaries have their place.
pieroilfiero
04-13-2004, 03:57 AM
Well, in
that case, the problem is AIDS\' fault, not the boundaries\' fault itself. I\'m sorry for your friend, as i am
for anyone who dies before their time..
Now for more important question, what do i wear pherowise when i meet
her again? she\'s too hot to just let her slip by
Pancho1188
04-13-2004, 04:47 AM
There\'s
a little bit of truth to that. Most straight men wouldn\'t be caught dead in a gay bar, so you have a good shot
at the women there who come with their gay friends. Since being there usually means you\'re gay, women are more
likely to \'get freaky on the dance floor\' or whatever you want to call it because they don\'t think
you\'ll be all over them like cheap cologne.
If you have the guts to show up at a gay bar and hit on women, you
deserve it, man.
In fact, one of my ex-gfs used to go with my frat bro who was gay to rainbow night...and I heard
stories of all the crazy stuff they\'d do... We\'re talking exposing themselves on the dance floor, groping
each other, etc...
Not that there\'s anything wrong with that...
...in fact, I think we\'d all be happier
if we could just all get on the dance floor and have free, uninhibited pseudo-sexual dancing...
...or do we
already have that...
Hmmm...
oscar
04-13-2004, 05:42 AM
pieroilfiero,
If I were you, I\'d wear EXACTLY what you were wearing when you met her.
No more, no
less.
If it ain\'t broke, don\'t go tryin\' to fix it!!
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Well, in that case, the problem is AIDS\' fault,
not the boundaries\' fault itself. I\'m sorry for your friend, as i am for anyone who dies before their
time..
Now for more important question, what do i wear pherowise when i meet her again? she\'s too hot to just
let her slip by
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Where I live at least a couple of snow skiers
are lost every year cuz they ski under the boundary rope and work their way over to the edge of the cliff that they
accidently fall off of. They probably curse the mountain on the way down.
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pieroilfiero,
If I were you, I\'d wear EXACTLY what you were wearing
when you met her.
No more, no less.
If it ain\'t broke, don\'t go tryin\' to fix it!!
Oscar
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Yup! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
pieroilfiero
04-13-2004, 12:47 PM
Basing
on what I\'ve read, i\'m kinda dubious about a pure -nol hit, (i remembered that i had used pheromax the night
before, so i was going just with -nol oil), but i guess if its gotten me so far, i\'ll keep on it.
I\'m seein
her again tonight. wish me goodluck =)
Sexyredhead
04-13-2004, 12:50 PM
I think a
pure -nol hit is entirely possible, especially if you already have a naturally high -none level. And sometimes all
it takes is letting both of you open up and get to know each other, which -nol is good for.
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oscar
04-13-2004, 01:08 PM
pof,
Huh?
Wha??
Well then you should try to do a \"night before\" application of Pheromax again. The initial post DID
suggest that the spray of Pheromax was part of THAT specific outing\'s application.
??
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Oscar /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
pieroilfiero
04-13-2004, 01:20 PM
heh, i
was well tipsy that night before even gettin outta the house and entering the bar. The atomizer where i mixed a-nol
oil and another essential oil looks similar. Then the day after, (yesterday) i go look through my things and notice
i\'d left pheromax in a different room, then the hmm, i must\'ve sprayed myself with something else, uh oh, then
i remembered ohh yes i was going out the night before and sprayed pheromax while in the kitchen and left it there.
So in the end i had, a-nol on my wrists/ears/neck, an additional spray of a-nol, and fragrance. But i did have
pheromax remaining on some of the clothes from the night before. so hmm...
Did i tell you two beers are enough to
get me drunk? heh
Elana
04-13-2004, 01:32 PM
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Did i tell you two beers are enough to get me
drunk? heh
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Two and I am toasted
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Sexyredhead
04-13-2004, 01:35 PM
Especially if you gave blood first. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
04-13-2004, 01:40 PM
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Especially if you gave blood first.
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Then I would be
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oscar
04-13-2004, 01:41 PM
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Especially if you gave blood first.
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What better way
to get beer money!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
I used to know a guy named Dan who got
plastered on two beers.
We called him \"Toucan Dan\"!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Did i tell you two beers are enough to get me drunk? heh
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Two and I am toasted
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Especially if you gave blood first.
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Cheep dates. I like that in a woman!
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Then I would be in a coma.
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I don\'t like that on a date.
Elana
04-13-2004, 01:49 PM
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Cheep dates. I like that in a woman!
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No, because I like good food, so you have to feed me first.
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so you have to feed me first.
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OK! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
CptKipling
04-13-2004, 05:20 PM
Hmmm gets
drunk fast and likes good food...
Anyone got a plane ticket I can borrow?
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Sacogoo
04-13-2004, 08:26 PM
Captain
writes:
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Hmmm gets drunk fast and likes good
food...
Anyone got a plane ticket I can borrow?
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Why? Are you
coming out to see me?
(Bring a couple racks o\' pounders and stop by Gates and Sons in KC for some ribs.)
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Captain writes:
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Hmmm gets drunk fast and likes good food...
Anyone got a plane ticket I
can borrow?
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Why? Are you coming out to see me?
(Bring a
couple racks o\' pounders and stop by Gates and Sons in KC for some ribs.)
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CptKipling
04-14-2004, 07:03 AM
Reading
this has made me hungry again, see you in 5.
Soc, I\'ll be there if you supply the beers.
pieroilfiero
04-14-2004, 07:06 AM
Might i
suggest some tortellini alla crema di panna e prosciutto, and a Filetto al pepe verde, with a bottle of Chassagne
Montrachet 1997?
Atleast thats what im cooking her for dinner =) To get me to make that kind of dinner for you,
you have to be either a very very close friend, or a very very sexy girl... =p
CptKipling
04-14-2004, 07:16 AM
And
what\'s for dessert? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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Now eating:
A Ham sandwich with lots of mustard mayo
pieroilfiero
04-14-2004, 07:59 AM
I
don\'t know, I\'d let the date bring the dessert!
Elana, wanna bring some dessert?
Though if i had to
choose a dessert myself, it would be some pistachio and makadamia nut icecream, with a little hot chocolate poured
on it, and a dash of maple syrup
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Might i suggest some tortellini alla crema di panna
e prosciutto, and a Filetto al pepe verde, with a bottle of Chassagne Montrachet 1997?
Atleast thats what im
cooking her for dinner =) To get me to make that kind of dinner for you, you have to be either a very very close
friend, or a very very sexy girl... =p
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Though if i had to choose a dessert myself, it would be some pistachio and
makadamia nut icecream, with a little hot chocolate poured on it, and a dash of maple syrup
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Damn, I was thinking alone the lines of Burger King with a possible
upgrade to Wendy\'s if she got pissy.
Elana
04-14-2004, 10:04 AM
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Might i suggest some tortellini alla crema di panna e prosciutto, and a
Filetto al pepe verde, with a bottle of Chassagne Montrachet 1997?
Atleast thats what im cooking her for dinner
=) To get me to make that kind of dinner for you, you have to be either a very very close friend, or a very very
sexy girl... =p
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Though if i had to choose a dessert myself, it would be some pistachio and
makadamia nut icecream, with a little hot chocolate poured on it, and a dash of maple syrup
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Damn, I was thinking alone the lines of Burger King with a possible
upgrade to Wendy\'s if she got pissy.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">I am swooning, Ash.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Yeah, now we\'re talking. I figured you were a Whopper girl. If
things go well we can stop for a Big Gulp on the way back to your place. Do you like Cheese Wizz?
Elana
04-14-2004, 10:28 AM
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Yeah, now we\'re talking. I figured you were a Whopper girl. If things go well we can stop for a Big Gulp on the
way back to your place. Do you like Cheese Wizz?
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Not once have
you mentioned french fries /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
franki
04-14-2004, 10:36 AM
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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Yeah, now we\'re
talking. I figured you were a Whopper girl. If things go well we can stop for a Big Gulp on the way back to your
place. Do you like Cheese Wizz?
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Not once have you mentioned
french fries /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
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freedom fries! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Yeah, now we\'re
talking. I figured you were a Whopper girl. If things go well we can stop for a Big Gulp on the way back to your
place. Do you like Cheese Wizz?
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Not once have you mentioned
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I got ya covered Elana. That\'s why I was asking about the Wizz. Fries and Cheese Wizz.
Doesn\'t get any better than that. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif Am I the Man or what?
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Sacogoo
04-14-2004, 01:56 PM
piero
writes:
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Might i suggest some tortellini alla
crema di panna e prosciutto, and a Filetto al pepe verde, with a bottle of Chassagne Montrachet 1997?
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Dude?! You went with a Burgundy over a Barbaresco with that food?! (And
I\'m assuming that you went with the pinot versus the chard, as the prosciutto might be a bit too much for the
chard.) I might have even gone with a Alsace Gerwurztraminer if you wanted to stay with a White rather than the
chard, and I hope that you finished the meal off with a nice grappa.
I mean, really, a frog wine with that hard
core whop meal? Sacrilege!
Elana
04-14-2004, 01:59 PM
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I might have even gone with a Alsace
Gerwurztraminer if you wanted to stay with a White rather than the chard
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My all time favorite white....Trimbach Gewurztraminer
Elana
04-14-2004, 02:02 PM
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I might have even gone with a Alsace Gerwurztraminer if you wanted to stay
with a White rather than the chard
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My all time favorite
white....Trimbach Gewurztraminer
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But I don\'t buy it
anymore.....cuz......well.....for obvious reasons. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Sacogoo
04-14-2004, 02:12 PM
Ash writes:
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Yeah, now we\'re talking. I figured you were a
Whopper girl. If things go well we can stop for a Big Gulp on the way back to your place. Do you like Cheese Wizz?
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Jesus - you are a suave dog. My high brow evening outs usually
consist of letting her have her pick of two items from the bus station vending machines on the way to the charge by
the half hour motel.
Elana
04-14-2004, 02:14 PM
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Ash writes:
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Yeah, now we\'re talking. I figured you were a Whopper girl. If things go
well we can stop for a Big Gulp on the way back to your place. Do you like Cheese Wizz?
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Jesus - you are a suave dog. My high brow evening outs usually consist
of letting her have her pick of two items from the bus station vending machines on the way to the charge by the half
hour motel.
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You need take some lessons from Ash. He once let me
super size.
Elana
04-14-2004, 02:15 PM
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Ash writes:
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Yeah, now we\'re talking. I figured you were a Whopper girl. If things go well we can stop for a Big Gulp on
the way back to your place. Do you like Cheese Wizz?
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Jesus - you
are a suave dog. My high brow evening outs usually consist of letting her have her pick of two items from the bus
station vending machines on the way to the charge by the half hour motel.
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You need take some lessons from Ash. He once let me super size.
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AND he picked up the whole tab that time.
Holmes
04-14-2004, 02:17 PM
I generally
prefer the Werzerkdizeimer over the Barbarino, especially with Whoppers and pommes frites.
Pass the
Champipple.
Holmes
Elana
04-14-2004, 02:19 PM
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I generally prefer the Werzerkdizeimer over the
Barbarino, especially with Whoppers and pommes frites.
Pass the Champipple.
Holmes
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Holmes....I may need you for some work on a friends computer. I have a
feeling that you would be very helpful. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Holmes
04-14-2004, 02:23 PM
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Sure thing. I\'ll bring the blowtorch.
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pieroilfiero
04-14-2004, 03:04 PM
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piero writes:
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Might i suggest some tortellini alla crema di panna e prosciutto, and a
Filetto al pepe verde, with a bottle of Chassagne Montrachet 1997?
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Dude?! You went with a Burgundy over a Barbaresco with that food?! (And I\'m assuming that you went with the
pinot versus the chard, as the prosciutto might be a bit too much for the chard.) I might have even gone with a
Alsace Gerwurztraminer if you wanted to stay with a White rather than the chard, and I hope that you finished the
meal off with a nice grappa.
I mean, really, a frog wine with that hard core whop meal? Sacrilege!
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I\'ve a thing for burgundy wines, and frogwines in general...
Oh
yeah, In my house in sicily, I still have a few of the 20 bottles of Chateau D\'Yquem (various years) that were
bought at an winery bankrupt auction sale...you know one of them things the tribunal sells all your stuff for
auction when your business is bankrupt..
for the price of 20000 lire each 10 years ago (about 12.5 dollars each
if i remember the change rate from back then right) Sell em now, they\'d have made about 1000 euro each (1250$
give or take a few), if only most of them hadn\'t been pissed out already...
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Ash writes:
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Yeah, now we\'re talking. I figured you were a Whopper girl. If things go well we can stop for a Big Gulp on
the way back to your place. Do you like Cheese Wizz?
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Jesus - you
are a suave dog. My high brow evening outs usually consist of letting her have her pick of two items from the bus
station vending machines on the way to the charge by the half hour motel.
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You need take some lessons from Ash. He once let me super size.
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AND he picked up the whole
tab that time.
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I\'m pretty sure it was the Cheese Wizz that
got her \"in the mood\" though. That and my power tool collection.
*sigh*
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Sure thing.
I\'ll bring the blowtorch. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Holmes
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Sacogoo
04-14-2004, 05:57 PM
piero
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I still have a few of the 20 bottles of
Chateau D\'Yquem
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Yaquem is for wussies. I\'ve got a small
vertical of Chateau Rieussec that would kick the ass out of Yaquiem any day. (Pride and joy is a 1988 that still
has about 35 years before I even think of cracking that bastard open.)
And I personally enjoy the French stuff,
but you can\'t deny a quality Barbaresco, a quality Chianti Classico, or, if you want to piss away big coin, a fat
Barolo. Italian wines are some good stuff, and I just can\'t even envision serving that menu with a Burgandy.
(Maybe that\'s just me.)
pieroilfiero
04-14-2004, 06:09 PM
Yeah,
but, you\'re underestimating a fact...
I -am- italian. I live -in- italy. Wineyards that produce the best
chianti are 100-200 miles from me. The barolo, 400-600ish miles I\'d say Even the best italian 60$ bottle
(perfectly wonderful mind you) doesn\'t have the same effect you get when bringing on the table some french 60$
bottle. The neighbour\'s grass is always greener, they say.
Sacogoo
04-14-2004, 08:38 PM
Dig.
pieroilfiero
04-15-2004, 08:00 AM
And how
could you forget the king of italian wines?! If i had to pick between only italian wines for that meal, it would be
no doubt a Brunello di Montalcino
tallmacky
04-16-2004, 02:27 AM
Holy cocks
Batman!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
This thread has even gone gayer than I can
handle, and I am the resident straight man who acts completley, flamboyantly, gay. You all should be ashamed of
yourself for trying to take my pretty pink crown./ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif pieroilfiero and
Sacogoo, are you two trying to one up eachother, \"Ohhh my Gawd, you silly goose you just aren\'t listenings to
me! Hello, use Barbaresco you skinny bitch!\" Damn I am poor the closet thing I have had to any wine is 5 day old
grape juice, that was sitting on the counter too long....yes that is my blue collar showing...gotta problem?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
.....and stop making me go to
www.dictionary.com (\"http://www.dictionary.com\") and looking up half of the words.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Wanna\' impress, eh? Just flash your goodies that is the only
thing that seems to work with this woman.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
Sacogoo
04-16-2004, 08:49 AM
TM writes:
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Just flash your goodies that is the only thing that
seems to work with this woman...
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Woman? Woman?! This has gone
far beyond initial attraction impressions my young neophyte oenophile. This has to do with one-upmanship in
appellation knowledge. The woman herself has already entered the fray with her interjection of Gewurzt experience.
She has transcended the initial perception of being an object in which to vie for, and has stepped upon the stage
as an actor equal to the task of competing for the lead role in our little off-off-Broadway play (e.g. - Why one
should typically go with a Armangac verusus a Cognac at the VS level; why it is inherent sacrilege to served a
Burgandy with an Italian meal versus a Tuscan (and, piero, please - the King of all Italian wines is the Gaja
Barolo, with 1995 being superb, although every year seems to be another blockbuster for Gaja\'s epic
creations).
So, Miss Macky, if you wish to take back your flamboyantly tacky costume jewelry tiara and brooch
which designates you as falsetto queen of the love-scent forum, you will have to pierce both ears, wear silver
hoops, put on a little eye liner, a black leather jacket, swill down the fermented Welches and step up to the
proverbial plate swinging a Magnum sized bottle (or larger - Oh my Gawd, much larger my little plaything!) of Cordon
Rouge!
And, actually, wine talk is anything but faggy. I mean, if we were talking about coordinating our
wardrobe while drinking appletini\'s, yeah, thats queensville, however, wine talk is as manly as it can get. A
man\'s man\'s manly, if you know what I mean.
einstein
04-16-2004, 12:52 PM
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And, actually, wine talk is anything but faggy. I
mean, if we were talking about coordinating our wardrobe while drinking appletini\'s, yeah, thats queensville,
however, wine talk is as manly as it can get. A man\'s man\'s manly, if you know what I mean.
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A man\'s man\'s manly is cheap whiskey or mass produced beer. Jim
Beam is far more masculine than any fruit-derived drink.
Sacogoo
04-16-2004, 09:47 PM
einstein
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A man\'s man\'s manly is cheap
whiskey or mass produced beer.
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Yeah, if you\'re Archie Bunker.
If you\'re able to achieve a little more sophistication than PBR, Black Label or Old Crow than a true man can sit
down to any meal and confidently order the perfect wine with any meal. (And by no means is the wine to be
differentiated from the meal itself. It is a part of the meal, and a part of each part of the meal.)
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Jim Beam is far more masculine than any
fruit-derived drink.
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Au contraire mon frere. A cocktail is just
as important as the wine, and also, subsequently, the apertif. But no more important mind you. Yes, a nice lowball
or two of Mac 12 or Johnnie Gold as a precursor to the meal is just as introspective as is the choice of wine for
the particular dish. A true man\'s man would understand the value and perception of such.
Sure, slapping the
cap off a bottle of Beam and passing it around the campfire after a day at the hunt is quite appropos, but so is
being able to confidently order the right glass of appropriate Pinot Grigio for the crab cocktail. It all has a
place.
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