View Full Version : The smell of female ejaculate
MysteriousMan
04-09-2004, 06:12 AM
Some
topics can only arise, when MysteriousMan is bored... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Wherever
you are, whatever you are,
[about female ejaculation:]
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It was clear and sweet and there was a lot more than any man\'s
ejaculate.
The stuff smells fantastic. Very subtle when it\'s fresh. Once I caught some in a jar, and when I
smelled it a few days later, it was musky like parfume.
[...]In some instances, female ejaculate was found
to contain higher levels of prostatic acid phosphatase[...]
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Cited
from \"The Good Vibrations Guide: The G-Spot\" by Cathy Winks.
What do you think about this stuff? As far as I
remember, this is a topic even JVK missed in his book.
MysteriousMan
Elana
04-09-2004, 06:32 AM
why?
what do you want to do with it? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
MysteriousMan
04-09-2004, 06:55 AM
Elana,
I\'m more interested what\'s in it that lets it smell good, not what to do with
it.
MysteriousMan
Elana
04-09-2004, 07:04 AM
http://www.umkc.edu/sites/hsw/femejac/ (\"http://www.umkc.edu/sites/hsw/femejac/\")
MysteriousMan
04-09-2004, 07:14 AM
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http://www.umkc.edu/sites/hsw/femejac/ (\"http://www.umkc.edu/sites/hsw/femejac/\")
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Yes, this is the kind of information that made me curious. But there is no
information about the smell.
Elana
04-09-2004, 07:23 AM
It
smells kind of light, sweet, I have heard some people describe it as meaty. I don\'t think it has much of a
noticeable smell.
surfs_up
04-09-2004, 10:16 AM
Sorry, don\'t intend to hijack the thread. Young women tend to have a lovely natural aroma directly
from their skin. It seems like this peaks at about age 22-25. It reminds me of between cinnamon and ripe peach, on
south asians it can be stronger, molasses almost, on african descended, more dusty like leaves. Whatever it is, it
is pleasant, attractive, erotic. My girlfriend used to lie on a beachtowel and her body scnet would cling to it. It
was such a turn on I would
sleep next to the towel for ten days or so until all had evaporated. We were also using
pheromones consciously as a relationship enhancer. The pheors smelled different. The combination of this skin
attractant and the pheors was wonderfully overpowering. We could lie down and stare at each other from two inches
away for an hour while we talked.
Women who release this liquid were called squirters. None of my friends ever
claimed to see it happen. There are some
who insist that it is true though. Fresh squeezed PJ generally has a light
refreshing scent while some girls can come on so strong its hard to focus your eyes.
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Sorry, don\'t intend to hijack the
thread. Young women tend to have a lovely natural aroma directly from their skin. It seems like this peaks at about
age 22-25. It reminds me of between cinnamon and ripe peach, on south asians it can be stronger, molasses almost, on
african descended, more dusty like leaves. Whatever it is, it is pleasant, attractive, erotic. My girlfriend used to
lie on a beachtowel and her body scnet would cling to it. It was such a turn on I would
sleep next to the towel for
ten days or so until all had evaporated. We were also using pheromones consciously as a relationship enhancer. The
pheors smelled different. The combination of this skin attractant and the pheors was wonderfully overpowering. We
could lie down and stare at each other from two inches away for an hour while we talked.
Women who release this
liquid were called squirters. None of my friends ever claimed to see it happen. There are some
who insist that it
is true though. Fresh squeezed PJ generally has a light refreshing scent while some girls can come on so strong its
hard to focus your eyes.
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Yes it is true in the West Indies
thay call it \"breaking water\" and some women have this talent. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
Elana
04-09-2004, 01:58 PM
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Yes it is true in the West Indies
thay call it \"breaking water\" and some women have this talent.
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It\'s something that you learn to do and then you can do it pretty easily. I can always do It now when I
put new batteries in a toy. If someone makes me come really hard, it can happen.
I don\'t see anything fun
and exciting about it. It is just messy. I prefer a nice, clean orgasm.
koolking1
04-09-2004, 02:19 PM
I\'ve seen it a few times. In one instance, it was the women\'s first time with it and it was a
complete surprise to both of us. I know another woman from the swinging we\'ve done and it happens to her
routinely but she considers it an embarrassment more than anything. Yet another \"swinger\" woman, a sexual
athlete to say the least and one who is an extreme exhibitionist, likes to do it for effect but winds up pissing off
other people as she does soak the bed extensively. From what I\'ve read and experienced, it\'s not something to
strive for but it can be a learned thing as Elana previously mentioned. I don\'t recall any real scent except that
it was watery and not unpleasant.
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Yes it is true in the West Indies thay call it \"breaking water\" and some
women have this talent.
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It\'s something that you learn to
do and then you can do it pretty easily. I can always do It now when I put new batteries in a toy. If someone makes
me come really hard, it can happen.
I don\'t see anything fun and exciting about it. It is just messy. I
prefer a nice, clean orgasm.
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On top of all the rest it
turns out she\'s a squirter too. Well that\'s it for me. I can\'t take any more.
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Elana
04-09-2004, 03:04 PM
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Yes it is
true in the West Indies thay call it \"breaking water\" and some women have this talent.
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It\'s something that you learn to do and then you can do it pretty
easily. I can always do It now when I put new batteries in a toy. If someone makes me come really hard, it can
happen.
I don\'t see anything fun and exciting about it. It is just messy. I prefer a nice, clean orgasm.
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On top of all the rest it turns out she\'s squirter too. Well
that\'s it for me. I can\'t take any more. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
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I am actually new to this squirting stuff and I must say....it is way over
rated.
tallmacky
04-09-2004, 03:15 PM
Yeah probably overrated, but E that is pretty good how you have control over it, most women don\'t
have control and/or can\'t squirt at all. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
Elana
04-09-2004, 03:18 PM
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most women don\'t have control
and/or can\'t squirt at all.
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Eh.....didn\'t change my
life.
As long as I can cum....all is good.
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As long as I can cum....all is good.
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Ya just gota love this women!
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tallmacky
04-09-2004, 03:29 PM
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As long as I can cum....all is good.
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Ya just gota love this women! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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Yes, quite the cummer, eh? I just did some math and I guestimated that E
has cummed about 19,000 times
I think I am only at 5,900 /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
tallmacky
04-09-2004, 03:31 PM
Probably more though, and I probably have a few less. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
04-09-2004, 03:31 PM
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As long as I
can cum....all is good.
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Ya just gota love this women!
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Yes, quite the
cummer, eh? I just did some math and I guestimated that E has cummed about 19,000 times
I think I am only at
5,900 /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Get a
different hobby, dork! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
tallmacky
04-09-2004, 03:33 PM
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Get a different hobby, dork!
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You are right...back to my PE forum I go.
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Elana
04-09-2004, 03:33 PM
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Get a different hobby, dork!
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You are right...back to my PE forum I go.
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Have fun, gay
Jason /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
MOBLEYC57
04-09-2004, 05:36 PM
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Some topics can only arise, when MysteriousMan is
bored... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Wherever you are, whatever you are,
[about female
ejaculation:]
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
It was clear and sweet and
there was a lot more than any man\'s ejaculate.
The stuff smells fantastic. Very subtle when it\'s fresh.
Once I caught some in a jar, and when I smelled it a few days later, it was musky like parfume.
[...]In some
instances, female ejaculate was found to contain higher levels of prostatic acid phosphatase[...]
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Cited from \"The Good Vibrations Guide: The G-Spot\" by Cathy
Winks.
What do you think about this stuff? As far as I remember, this is a topic even JVK missed in his
book.
MysteriousMan
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If it was bottled, the name would
be...Urine Lite! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
dcrew2000
04-09-2004, 06:32 PM
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most women don\'t have control and/or can\'t squirt at all.
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Eh.....didn\'t change my life.
As long as I can cum....all is good.
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I love women who can cum at a \"resonable time\" the quicker the
better. I\'m dating this German girl who takes forever.
I consider myself to be in good shape but I can keep
slapping for 2 hours straight without results.
I feel like I\'m running a marathon uphill.
dcrew2000 aka
DCW
Holmes
04-09-2004, 06:40 PM
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I\'m dating this German girl who
takes forever.
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Maybe she\'s just a little verspannt.
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Holmes
EXIT63
04-10-2004, 02:21 AM
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Yes it is true in the West Indies thay
call it \"breaking water\" and some women have this talent
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In
America we call that \"beaking wind\". Oh wait...That\'s someting different.
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Sagacious1420
04-10-2004, 02:48 AM
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Yes it is true in the West Indies thay call it \"breaking water\" and some
women have this talent
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
In America we call that \"beaking
wind\". Oh wait...That\'s someting different. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr
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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
\"I\'m sorry Baby, I didn\'t know it was your
turn.....\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Yes it is true in the West Indies thay call it \"breaking water\" and some
women have this talent.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
It\'s something that you learn to do
and then you can do it pretty easily. I can always do It now when I put new batteries in a toy. If someone makes me
come really hard, it can happen.
I don\'t see anything fun and exciting about it. It is just messy. I prefer a
nice, clean orgasm.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Yep, you just have to change the sheets when
you are done. I had a girlfriend who could do it, but it was messy.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Sexyredhead
04-13-2004, 03:04 PM
I have a question. What exactly is a female woman of the opposite sex?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
koolking1
04-13-2004, 06:49 PM
same\'s a regular woman, an enigma.
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I have a question. What exactly
is a female woman of the opposite sex? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
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Transexual? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
CptKipling
04-14-2004, 06:52 AM
Trisexual?
Elana
04-14-2004, 06:59 AM
Tallmacky?
Icarus
04-14-2004, 07:04 AM
metrotranpansexual
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Tallmacky?
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That is so cruel Elana. Especially knowing as you do that TM is taking
his Harvard entrance exams today and can\'t defend himself. Have you no shame?
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Elana
04-14-2004, 10:07 AM
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Tallmacky?
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That is so
cruel Elana. Especially knowing as you do that TM is taking his Harvard entrance exams today and can\'t defend
himself. Have you no shame? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
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class=\"post\">Harvard and Yale are fighting over him at the moment, so he won\'t have to take the test at all.
It just makes you proud don\'t it.
apple
04-14-2004, 11:32 AM
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Harvard and Yale are fighting over him
at the moment, so he won\'t have to take the test at all.
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damn
there sure are alot of really smart people on this forum /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
tallmacky
04-14-2004, 12:13 PM
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Harvard and Yale are fighting over him at the moment, so he won\'t have to
take the test at all.
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damn there sure are alot of really smart
people on this forum /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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Yes, and don\'t forget it youngin\'. What did you think I was some below averaged
community college going idiot who did an experiment which involved not showering for over a week and going to the
bathroom outside without wiping his tush tush, just because I was too dumb to know that women don\'t like that
much funk? I happen to have carefully planned out that exeperiment and am now working on co-writing a book with
Dr.SmellThis...but we know who will be writing most of it...try to keep up with my Dr. Which way am I going Doc
right or left hurry up doc which way....no not in the pooper
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Elana couldn\'t throw me off my game, the exam was a
piece of ass, and apple huddle when I come by and BOW DOWN to my frontal lobe....NO TOUCHING the brain either too
pricey and a work of God.
tallmacky
04-14-2004, 12:16 PM
I\'ve also been shooting for my Doctorate, I\'ll have it when i\'m 20....so Bel change my name to
Dr.Tallmacky when that comes around, thanks sweetheart, smoochies and an *asss lap* for you, now run along I got a
lot of pointless self-centered smart thinking to do.
apple
04-14-2004, 04:42 PM
i make a compliment and get backhanded for it!
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youngin\'
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apple huddle when I come by and
BOW DOWN to my frontal lobe
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thanks sweetheart, smoochies and an *asss lap* for you, now run along
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OUCH! im insulted... i think an implication that im not as smart as you was
in there too. dont make me show off my IQ test results /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif although
even tho i got an insanely high # i still dont believe those things mean anything... too many people i know who
also got a high result are just stupid when it comes to the real world, even if they have good pattern recognition
and math skills OOPS tangent
mean tal mean! *cries* /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
tallmacky
04-14-2004, 04:46 PM
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OUCH! im insulted... i think an
implication that im not as smart as you was in there too.
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Just
from reading this one sentence everyone can see how smart you are. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
franki
04-14-2004, 04:51 PM
How\'s life in Japan? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Elana
04-14-2004, 05:18 PM
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mean tal mean! *cries*
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bummerino /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
04-14-2004, 05:20 PM
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How\'s life in Japan?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">He is enjoying the
raw fish.
apple
04-14-2004, 06:12 PM
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Just from reading this one sentence
everyone can see how smart you are
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should i just be nice and trust
that was a compliment... ill try... rather hope it was... damn sarcasm, cant hear it when typed >.<
Elana
04-14-2004, 06:17 PM
Whoa /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
apple
04-14-2004, 06:18 PM
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Whoa
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teehee guess i can be a wee jaded
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Elana
04-14-2004, 06:19 PM
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Whoa /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
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teehee guess i
can be a wee jaded /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
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No, I just think that you two speak a different language.
apple
04-14-2004, 06:22 PM
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Whoa
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teehee guess i can be a wee jaded
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No, I just
think that you two speak a different language.
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tis possible
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DrSmellThis
04-14-2004, 07:44 PM
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Harvard and
Yale are fighting over him at the moment, so he won\'t have to take the test at all.
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damn there sure are alot of really smart people on this forum
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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Yes, and
don\'t forget it youngin\'. What did you think I was some below averaged community college going idiot who did
an experiment which involved not showering for over a week and going to the bathroom outside without wiping his tush
tush, just because I was too dumb to know that women don\'t like that much funk? I happen to have carefully
planned out that exeperiment and am now working on co-writing a book with Dr.SmellThis...but we know who will be
writing most of it...try to keep up with my Dr. Which way am I going Doc right or left hurry up doc which way....no
not in the pooper /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Elana couldn\'t throw me off my game,
the exam was a piece of ass, and apple huddle when I come by and BOW DOWN to my frontal lobe....NO TOUCHING the
brain either too pricey and a work of God.
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This is very hard
for me to think, much less say, but sometimes it\'s frustrating to work with a tortured genius like yourself,
Commander Tallmacky! Think i\'m overreacting?! Well, the Mars Rover stank time capsule fiasco almost got us
blacklisted by NASA. This is really attracting the wrong kind of attention! Now you are blowing our cover with the
MRI brain experiments, as if you need to be any smarter! The PhD stunt is like gilding the lily, isn\'t it? Have
some respect for Academia. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif And I told you about the possible gay
and paranoid phantasies emerging from that region! Look in the mirror! Do any of your hats fit any more, lobster
head? Don\'t be suprized if operants chase you down the street with tiny forks and butter! Who do you think Apple
works for, anyway? Who, Tallmacky! Well, maybe I\'m just being paranoid too. Jeezis H Christers! Who
could\'ve predicted these side effects? I\'m not myself tonight. God, I need a vacation.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif On a more pedestrian note, if you don\'t keep some of that huge
frontal lobe in your pants, no one will understand our book. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
Sagacious1420
04-15-2004, 01:33 AM
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even tho i got an insanely high
# i still dont believe those things mean anything
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">Are you referring to
how you scored on the MMPI? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
I was sposta go to a school for the gifted, based on
my haiku score. Only problem was that I could never figure out how to open the front door, so I spent years
wandering the streets. That\'s where I ended up getting my PhD...Pimpin\' hos Dog.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Elana
04-15-2004, 04:41 AM
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even tho i got an insanely high # i still dont believe those things mean
anything
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">Are you referring to how you scored on the MMPI?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
I was
sposta go to a school for the gifted, based on my haiku score. Only problem was that I could never figure out how
to open the front door, so I spent years wandering the streets. That\'s where I ended up getting my
PhD...Pimpin\' hos Dog. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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u all b sooooooo smart. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
i took a test and i
scored so high so i am smart 2
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04-15-2004, 09:43 PM
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Harvard and
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damn there sure are alot of really smart people on this forum
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Yes, and
don\'t forget it youngin\'. What did you think I was some below averaged community college going idiot who did
an experiment which involved not showering for over a week and going to the bathroom outside without wiping his tush
tush, just because I was too dumb to know that women don\'t like that much funk? I happen to have carefully
planned out that exeperiment and am now working on co-writing a book with Dr.SmellThis...but we know who will be
writing most of it...try to keep up with my Dr. Which way am I going Doc right or left hurry up doc which way....no
not in the pooper /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Elana couldn\'t throw me off my game,
the exam was a piece of ass, and apple huddle when I come by and BOW DOWN to my frontal lobe....NO TOUCHING the
brain either too pricey and a work of God.
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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif I am insulted, just because im lazy and will probably go to a
comunity college doesnt mean im stupid /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif i happen to know alot about
computers and einstiens theory of relativity and junk like that. Meanwhile, ill will be here crying
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04-16-2004, 03:07 AM
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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif I am insulted, just because im lazy and will probably go to
a comunity college doesnt mean im stupid /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif i happen to know alot
about computers and einstiens theory of relativity and junk like that. Meanwhile, ill will be here crying
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Be warned
I got done reading Pancho\'s memoirs and I felt like going long winded on this punta!
Be quiet you dumb
ass! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif...............I am kidding man, I would\'ve have thought you
would\'ve caught my irony and underlying point to what I was saying. As far as being lazy, I bet I\'m 10x times
more lazy than you! If there are no clean cups here at home at the time, I get yelled at for just using a bowl to
drink out of....yeah that lazy. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif So do you think my grades are any
more proactive or better....no they weren\'t, if someone took a crap on a piece of paper you would have my exact
grades....Why, well simply I never cared oh and the fact that I am lazy, and a lot of other issues and
wonderings.....It\'s not that I\'m naturally dumb (but I am pretty damn close
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif), though that is the common theme today, people disregard many
things of inequality and relate it to intelligence.
Go look at the students who go to Yale, Harvard,
Darthmouth or whatever \"Ivy League\" self-glorifying, everything for the grade b/s system, and look at the
payroll...hmmm ever wonder why all of those kids come from adequate to a lot of wealth? Is it just a fluke are
wealthy kids smarter? No not by any means. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Most likely they
didn\'t even fill out their own college papers, and probably have little worries in that area. It\'s called
bullshit. I have also noticed that many people who get extremely good grades either get them diligantly or they
often happen to have huge and immoral characterisitcs and principals....no better than the kid who gets
F\'s...seriously. My \"friend\" was the valedicktorian in H.S. and he was many things...but a good
person? No. Anything but! Kind of a cheat too. Same reason why the kid with a broken family often get sh*t grades,
and the kid who\'s well off parents push them get good grades.... I\'m not trying to make a blanket statement
either as I am sure that will debated there is some legit to all of this also. Nutshell: Grades are not just about
intelli.
My uncle, is very smart naturally, and had to bust his ass just to get to Columbia University, he
had that will. Did he have a prestigous family or wealth at all...Hell no, and far from it, but his brains won in
the end, though I am sure he worked many times harder than any trust fund baby, and he did from an early age. My
brother had that same determination to succeed in the mists of an utterly completely shitty life and beginning, and
he is at New York Univeristy (NYU) and is busting those womans (j/k) and those grades. I\'m still not sure how he
made it as it seemed impossible given the situation, most colleges want money completely, but will allowed the few
exceptions...so if you come from little you have to be 10x better than average.
Oh yeah and I am 18 right now
and go to COMMUNITY college so that was a pun at myself, and I still get sh*t grades, and I still don\'t fvcking
care!/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif If you want to see pm me I will show you.
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You want Candy, eh?
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You sweet little 15 year old boy, hey do you want
some candy, come on its tastey candy come into my car I have lots of candy for you!...yes closer......*SNATCH!* I
gotcha now!...I\'m the tickle monster! tickle, tickle, little
pickle./ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
tallmacky
04-16-2004, 03:10 AM
...and Topdawg if you need to get some money together shaking your bon bon ain\'t a bad
idea....
HEY MOBLEY....where are you? How much did you get for stripping, and did you give the girls Hot
Carl\'s? That seems like a cool job. Though I still think the ladies rake in more, I know Elana raked in big time
(she be my hero)! She good, eh...too good! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
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oh and don\'t forget your sweet candy.......*I GOTCHA
AGAIN*...here comes the tickle monster! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif...
P.S.
Sorry for the Hijacking of this thread (\"http://www.triflux.com/mc/threadhijacked.jpg\")....but the
pussy juice dried up awhile ago./ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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