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MysteriousMan
04-09-2004, 06:12 AM
Some

topics can only arise, when MysteriousMan is bored... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Wherever

you are, whatever you are,

[about female ejaculation:]

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class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />

It was clear and sweet and there was a lot more than any man\'s

ejaculate.

The stuff smells fantastic. Very subtle when it\'s fresh. Once I caught some in a jar, and when I

smelled it a few days later, it was musky like parfume.

[...]In some instances, female ejaculate was found

to contain higher levels of prostatic acid phosphatase[...]


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Cited

from \"The Good Vibrations Guide: The G-Spot\" by Cathy Winks.

What do you think about this stuff? As far as I

remember, this is a topic even JVK missed in his book.

MysteriousMan

Elana
04-09-2004, 06:32 AM
why?

what do you want to do with it? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

MysteriousMan
04-09-2004, 06:55 AM
Elana,

I\'m more interested what\'s in it that lets it smell good, not what to do with

it.

MysteriousMan

Elana
04-09-2004, 07:04 AM
http://www.umkc.edu/sites/hsw/femejac/ (\"http://www.umkc.edu/sites/hsw/femejac/\")

MysteriousMan
04-09-2004, 07:14 AM
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http://www.umkc.edu/sites/hsw/femejac/ (\"http://www.umkc.edu/sites/hsw/femejac/\")

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Yes, this is the kind of information that made me curious. But there is no

information about the smell.

Elana
04-09-2004, 07:23 AM
It

smells kind of light, sweet, I have heard some people describe it as meaty. I don\'t think it has much of a

noticeable smell.

surfs_up
04-09-2004, 10:16 AM
Sorry, don\'t intend to hijack the thread. Young women tend to have a lovely natural aroma directly

from their skin. It seems like this peaks at about age 22-25. It reminds me of between cinnamon and ripe peach, on

south asians it can be stronger, molasses almost, on african descended, more dusty like leaves. Whatever it is, it

is pleasant, attractive, erotic. My girlfriend used to lie on a beachtowel and her body scnet would cling to it. It

was such a turn on I would
sleep next to the towel for ten days or so until all had evaporated. We were also using

pheromones consciously as a relationship enhancer. The pheors smelled different. The combination of this skin

attractant and the pheors was wonderfully overpowering. We could lie down and stare at each other from two inches

away for an hour while we talked.
Women who release this liquid were called squirters. None of my friends ever

claimed to see it happen. There are some
who insist that it is true though. Fresh squeezed PJ generally has a light

refreshing scent while some girls can come on so strong its hard to focus your eyes.

DCW
04-09-2004, 10:26 AM
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Sorry, don\'t intend to hijack the

thread. Young women tend to have a lovely natural aroma directly from their skin. It seems like this peaks at about

age 22-25. It reminds me of between cinnamon and ripe peach, on south asians it can be stronger, molasses almost, on

african descended, more dusty like leaves. Whatever it is, it is pleasant, attractive, erotic. My girlfriend used to

lie on a beachtowel and her body scnet would cling to it. It was such a turn on I would
sleep next to the towel for

ten days or so until all had evaporated. We were also using pheromones consciously as a relationship enhancer. The

pheors smelled different. The combination of this skin attractant and the pheors was wonderfully overpowering. We

could lie down and stare at each other from two inches away for an hour while we talked.
Women who release this

liquid were called squirters. None of my friends ever claimed to see it happen. There are some
who insist that it

is true though. Fresh squeezed PJ generally has a light refreshing scent while some girls can come on so strong its

hard to focus your eyes.

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Yes it is true in the West Indies

thay call it \"breaking water\" and some women have this talent. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Elana
04-09-2004, 01:58 PM
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Yes it is true in the West Indies

thay call it \"breaking water\" and some women have this talent.

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It\'s something that you learn to do and then you can do it pretty easily. I can always do It now when I

put new batteries in a toy. If someone makes me come really hard, it can happen.

I don\'t see anything fun

and exciting about it. It is just messy. I prefer a nice, clean orgasm.

koolking1
04-09-2004, 02:19 PM
I\'ve seen it a few times. In one instance, it was the women\'s first time with it and it was a

complete surprise to both of us. I know another woman from the swinging we\'ve done and it happens to her

routinely but she considers it an embarrassment more than anything. Yet another \"swinger\" woman, a sexual

athlete to say the least and one who is an extreme exhibitionist, likes to do it for effect but winds up pissing off

other people as she does soak the bed extensively. From what I\'ve read and experienced, it\'s not something to

strive for but it can be a learned thing as Elana previously mentioned. I don\'t recall any real scent except that

it was watery and not unpleasant.

Ash
04-09-2004, 03:01 PM
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Yes it is true in the West Indies thay call it \"breaking water\" and some

women have this talent.

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It\'s something that you learn to

do and then you can do it pretty easily. I can always do It now when I put new batteries in a toy. If someone makes

me come really hard, it can happen.

I don\'t see anything fun and exciting about it. It is just messy. I

prefer a nice, clean orgasm.

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On top of all the rest it

turns out she\'s a squirter too. Well that\'s it for me. I can\'t take any more.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Elana
04-09-2004, 03:04 PM
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Yes it is

true in the West Indies thay call it \"breaking water\" and some women have this talent.

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It\'s something that you learn to do and then you can do it pretty

easily. I can always do It now when I put new batteries in a toy. If someone makes me come really hard, it can

happen.

I don\'t see anything fun and exciting about it. It is just messy. I prefer a nice, clean orgasm.



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On top of all the rest it turns out she\'s squirter too. Well

that\'s it for me. I can\'t take any more. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif


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I am actually new to this squirting stuff and I must say....it is way over

rated.

tallmacky
04-09-2004, 03:15 PM
Yeah probably overrated, but E that is pretty good how you have control over it, most women don\'t

have control and/or can\'t squirt at all. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Elana
04-09-2004, 03:18 PM
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most women don\'t have control

and/or can\'t squirt at all.


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Eh.....didn\'t change my

life.
As long as I can cum....all is good.

Ash
04-09-2004, 03:24 PM
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As long as I can cum....all is good.



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Ya just gota love this women!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

tallmacky
04-09-2004, 03:29 PM
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As long as I can cum....all is good.

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Ya just gota love this women! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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Yes, quite the cummer, eh? I just did some math and I guestimated that E

has cummed about 19,000 times

I think I am only at 5,900 /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

tallmacky
04-09-2004, 03:31 PM
Probably more though, and I probably have a few less. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana
04-09-2004, 03:31 PM
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As long as I

can cum....all is good.

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Ya just gota love this women!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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Yes, quite the

cummer, eh? I just did some math and I guestimated that E has cummed about 19,000 times

I think I am only at

5,900 /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Get a

different hobby, dork! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

tallmacky
04-09-2004, 03:33 PM
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Get a different hobby, dork!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

You are right...back to my PE forum I go.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana
04-09-2004, 03:33 PM
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Get a different hobby, dork!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

You are right...back to my PE forum I go.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Have fun, gay

Jason /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

MOBLEYC57
04-09-2004, 05:36 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Some topics can only arise, when MysteriousMan is

bored... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Wherever you are, whatever you are,

[about female

ejaculation:]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />

It was clear and sweet and

there was a lot more than any man\'s ejaculate.

The stuff smells fantastic. Very subtle when it\'s fresh.

Once I caught some in a jar, and when I smelled it a few days later, it was musky like parfume.

[...]In some

instances, female ejaculate was found to contain higher levels of prostatic acid phosphatase[...]


<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Cited from \"The Good Vibrations Guide: The G-Spot\" by Cathy

Winks.

What do you think about this stuff? As far as I remember, this is a topic even JVK missed in his

book.

MysteriousMan

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

If it was bottled, the name would

be...Urine Lite! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

dcrew2000
04-09-2004, 06:32 PM
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most women don\'t have control and/or can\'t squirt at all.


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Eh.....didn\'t change my life.
As long as I can cum....all is good.



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I love women who can cum at a \"resonable time\" the quicker the

better. I\'m dating this German girl who takes forever.
I consider myself to be in good shape but I can keep

slapping for 2 hours straight without results.
I feel like I\'m running a marathon uphill.

dcrew2000 aka

DCW

Holmes
04-09-2004, 06:40 PM
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I\'m dating this German girl who

takes forever.

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Maybe she\'s just a little verspannt.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif


Holmes

EXIT63
04-10-2004, 02:21 AM
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Yes it is true in the West Indies thay

call it \"breaking water\" and some women have this talent

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

In

America we call that \"beaking wind\". Oh wait...That\'s someting different.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sagacious1420
04-10-2004, 02:48 AM
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Yes it is true in the West Indies thay call it \"breaking water\" and some

women have this talent

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

In America we call that \"beaking

wind\". Oh wait...That\'s someting different. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">\"How dare you break wind before me!\"

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

\"I\'m sorry Baby, I didn\'t know it was your

turn.....\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

OCP
04-13-2004, 02:01 PM
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Yes it is true in the West Indies thay call it \"breaking water\" and some

women have this talent.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

It\'s something that you learn to do

and then you can do it pretty easily. I can always do It now when I put new batteries in a toy. If someone makes me

come really hard, it can happen.

I don\'t see anything fun and exciting about it. It is just messy. I prefer a

nice, clean orgasm.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Yep, you just have to change the sheets when

you are done. I had a girlfriend who could do it, but it was messy.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sexyredhead
04-13-2004, 03:04 PM
I have a question. What exactly is a female woman of the opposite sex?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

koolking1
04-13-2004, 06:49 PM
same\'s a regular woman, an enigma.

Ash
04-13-2004, 07:29 PM
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I have a question. What exactly

is a female woman of the opposite sex? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

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Transexual? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

CptKipling
04-14-2004, 06:52 AM
Trisexual?

Elana
04-14-2004, 06:59 AM
Tallmacky?

Icarus
04-14-2004, 07:04 AM
metrotranpansexual

Ash
04-14-2004, 09:54 AM
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Tallmacky?

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That is so cruel Elana. Especially knowing as you do that TM is taking

his Harvard entrance exams today and can\'t defend himself. Have you no shame?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

Elana
04-14-2004, 10:07 AM
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Tallmacky?

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That is so

cruel Elana. Especially knowing as you do that TM is taking his Harvard entrance exams today and can\'t defend

himself. Have you no shame? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">Harvard and Yale are fighting over him at the moment, so he won\'t have to take the test at all.

Ash
04-14-2004, 10:32 AM
It just makes you proud don\'t it.

apple
04-14-2004, 11:32 AM
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Harvard and Yale are fighting over him

at the moment, so he won\'t have to take the test at all.

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damn

there sure are alot of really smart people on this forum /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

tallmacky
04-14-2004, 12:13 PM
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Harvard and Yale are fighting over him at the moment, so he won\'t have to

take the test at all.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
damn there sure are alot of really smart

people on this forum /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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class=\"post\">

Yes, and don\'t forget it youngin\'. What did you think I was some below averaged

community college going idiot who did an experiment which involved not showering for over a week and going to the

bathroom outside without wiping his tush tush, just because I was too dumb to know that women don\'t like that

much funk? I happen to have carefully planned out that exeperiment and am now working on co-writing a book with

Dr.SmellThis...but we know who will be writing most of it...try to keep up with my Dr. Which way am I going Doc

right or left hurry up doc which way....no not in the pooper

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Elana couldn\'t throw me off my game, the exam was a

piece of ass, and apple huddle when I come by and BOW DOWN to my frontal lobe....NO TOUCHING the brain either too

pricey and a work of God.

tallmacky
04-14-2004, 12:16 PM
I\'ve also been shooting for my Doctorate, I\'ll have it when i\'m 20....so Bel change my name to

Dr.Tallmacky when that comes around, thanks sweetheart, smoochies and an *asss lap* for you, now run along I got a

lot of pointless self-centered smart thinking to do.

apple
04-14-2004, 04:42 PM
i make a compliment and get backhanded for it!
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youngin\'

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class=\"post\">
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apple huddle when I come by and

BOW DOWN to my frontal lobe

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class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
thanks sweetheart, smoochies and an *asss lap* for you, now run along

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OUCH! im insulted... i think an implication that im not as smart as you was

in there too. dont make me show off my IQ test results /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif although

even tho i got an insanely high # i still dont believe those things mean anything... too many people i know who

also got a high result are just stupid when it comes to the real world, even if they have good pattern recognition

and math skills OOPS tangent

mean tal mean! *cries* /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

tallmacky
04-14-2004, 04:46 PM
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OUCH! im insulted... i think an

implication that im not as smart as you was in there too.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Just

from reading this one sentence everyone can see how smart you are. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

franki
04-14-2004, 04:51 PM
How\'s life in Japan? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Elana
04-14-2004, 05:18 PM
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mean tal mean! *cries*


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bummerino /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana
04-14-2004, 05:20 PM
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How\'s life in Japan?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">He is enjoying the

raw fish.

apple
04-14-2004, 06:12 PM
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Just from reading this one sentence

everyone can see how smart you are

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should i just be nice and trust

that was a compliment... ill try... rather hope it was... damn sarcasm, cant hear it when typed &gt;.&lt;

Elana
04-14-2004, 06:17 PM
Whoa /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

apple
04-14-2004, 06:18 PM
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Whoa

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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teehee guess i can be a wee jaded

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Elana
04-14-2004, 06:19 PM
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Whoa /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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teehee guess i

can be a wee jaded /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

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class=\"post\">

No, I just think that you two speak a different language.

apple
04-14-2004, 06:22 PM
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class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
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Whoa

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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teehee guess i can be a wee jaded

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

No, I just

think that you two speak a different language.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
tis possible

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

DrSmellThis
04-14-2004, 07:44 PM
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class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
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Harvard and

Yale are fighting over him at the moment, so he won\'t have to take the test at all.

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
damn there sure are alot of really smart people on this forum

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Yes, and

don\'t forget it youngin\'. What did you think I was some below averaged community college going idiot who did

an experiment which involved not showering for over a week and going to the bathroom outside without wiping his tush

tush, just because I was too dumb to know that women don\'t like that much funk? I happen to have carefully

planned out that exeperiment and am now working on co-writing a book with Dr.SmellThis...but we know who will be

writing most of it...try to keep up with my Dr. Which way am I going Doc right or left hurry up doc which way....no

not in the pooper /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Elana couldn\'t throw me off my game,

the exam was a piece of ass, and apple huddle when I come by and BOW DOWN to my frontal lobe....NO TOUCHING the

brain either too pricey and a work of God.

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This is very hard

for me to think, much less say, but sometimes it\'s frustrating to work with a tortured genius like yourself,

Commander Tallmacky! Think i\'m overreacting?! Well, the Mars Rover stank time capsule fiasco almost got us

blacklisted by NASA. This is really attracting the wrong kind of attention! Now you are blowing our cover with the

MRI brain experiments, as if you need to be any smarter! The PhD stunt is like gilding the lily, isn\'t it? Have

some respect for Academia. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif And I told you about the possible gay

and paranoid phantasies emerging from that region! Look in the mirror! Do any of your hats fit any more, lobster

head? Don\'t be suprized if operants chase you down the street with tiny forks and butter! Who do you think Apple

works for, anyway? Who, Tallmacky! Well, maybe I\'m just being paranoid too. Jeezis H Christers! Who

could\'ve predicted these side effects? I\'m not myself tonight. God, I need a vacation.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif On a more pedestrian note, if you don\'t keep some of that huge

frontal lobe in your pants, no one will understand our book. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

Sagacious1420
04-15-2004, 01:33 AM
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even tho i got an insanely high

# i still dont believe those things mean anything

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">Are you referring to

how you scored on the MMPI? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif


I was sposta go to a school for the gifted, based on

my haiku score. Only problem was that I could never figure out how to open the front door, so I spent years

wandering the streets. That\'s where I ended up getting my PhD...Pimpin\' hos Dog.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Elana
04-15-2004, 04:41 AM
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even tho i got an insanely high # i still dont believe those things mean

anything

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">Are you referring to how you scored on the MMPI?

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I was

sposta go to a school for the gifted, based on my haiku score. Only problem was that I could never figure out how

to open the front door, so I spent years wandering the streets. That\'s where I ended up getting my

PhD...Pimpin\' hos Dog. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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u all b sooooooo smart. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
i took a test and i

scored so high so i am smart 2

TopDawg2050
04-15-2004, 09:43 PM
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Harvard and

Yale are fighting over him at the moment, so he won\'t have to take the test at all.

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damn there sure are alot of really smart people on this forum

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Yes, and

don\'t forget it youngin\'. What did you think I was some below averaged community college going idiot who did

an experiment which involved not showering for over a week and going to the bathroom outside without wiping his tush

tush, just because I was too dumb to know that women don\'t like that much funk? I happen to have carefully

planned out that exeperiment and am now working on co-writing a book with Dr.SmellThis...but we know who will be

writing most of it...try to keep up with my Dr. Which way am I going Doc right or left hurry up doc which way....no

not in the pooper /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Elana couldn\'t throw me off my game,

the exam was a piece of ass, and apple huddle when I come by and BOW DOWN to my frontal lobe....NO TOUCHING the

brain either too pricey and a work of God.

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif I am insulted, just because im lazy and will probably go to a

comunity college doesnt mean im stupid /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif i happen to know alot about

computers and einstiens theory of relativity and junk like that. Meanwhile, ill will be here crying

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

tallmacky
04-16-2004, 03:07 AM
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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif I am insulted, just because im lazy and will probably go to

a comunity college doesnt mean im stupid /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif i happen to know alot

about computers and einstiens theory of relativity and junk like that. Meanwhile, ill will be here crying

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Be warned

I got done reading Pancho\'s memoirs and I felt like going long winded on this punta!

Be quiet you dumb

ass! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif...............I am kidding man, I would\'ve have thought you

would\'ve caught my irony and underlying point to what I was saying. As far as being lazy, I bet I\'m 10x times

more lazy than you! If there are no clean cups here at home at the time, I get yelled at for just using a bowl to

drink out of....yeah that lazy. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif So do you think my grades are any

more proactive or better....no they weren\'t, if someone took a crap on a piece of paper you would have my exact

grades....Why, well simply I never cared oh and the fact that I am lazy, and a lot of other issues and

wonderings.....It\'s not that I\'m naturally dumb (but I am pretty damn close

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif), though that is the common theme today, people disregard many

things of inequality and relate it to intelligence.

Go look at the students who go to Yale, Harvard,

Darthmouth or whatever \"Ivy League\" self-glorifying, everything for the grade b/s system, and look at the

payroll...hmmm ever wonder why all of those kids come from adequate to a lot of wealth? Is it just a fluke are

wealthy kids smarter? No not by any means. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Most likely they

didn\'t even fill out their own college papers, and probably have little worries in that area. It\'s called

bullshit. I have also noticed that many people who get extremely good grades either get them diligantly or they

often happen to have huge and immoral characterisitcs and principals....no better than the kid who gets

F\'s...seriously. My \"friend\" was the valedicktorian in H.S. and he was many things...but a good

person? No. Anything but! Kind of a cheat too. Same reason why the kid with a broken family often get sh*t grades,

and the kid who\'s well off parents push them get good grades.... I\'m not trying to make a blanket statement

either as I am sure that will debated there is some legit to all of this also. Nutshell: Grades are not just about

intelli.

My uncle, is very smart naturally, and had to bust his ass just to get to Columbia University, he

had that will. Did he have a prestigous family or wealth at all...Hell no, and far from it, but his brains won in

the end, though I am sure he worked many times harder than any trust fund baby, and he did from an early age. My

brother had that same determination to succeed in the mists of an utterly completely shitty life and beginning, and

he is at New York Univeristy (NYU) and is busting those womans (j/k) and those grades. I\'m still not sure how he

made it as it seemed impossible given the situation, most colleges want money completely, but will allowed the few

exceptions...so if you come from little you have to be 10x better than average.

Oh yeah and I am 18 right now

and go to COMMUNITY college so that was a pun at myself, and I still get sh*t grades, and I still don\'t fvcking

care!/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif If you want to see pm me I will show you.


------------
You want Candy, eh?
------------
You sweet little 15 year old boy, hey do you want

some candy, come on its tastey candy come into my car I have lots of candy for you!...yes closer......*SNATCH!* I

gotcha now!...I\'m the tickle monster! tickle, tickle, little

pickle./ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

tallmacky
04-16-2004, 03:10 AM
...and Topdawg if you need to get some money together shaking your bon bon ain\'t a bad

idea....

HEY MOBLEY....where are you? How much did you get for stripping, and did you give the girls Hot

Carl\'s? That seems like a cool job. Though I still think the ladies rake in more, I know Elana raked in big time

(she be my hero)! She good, eh...too good! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

oh and don\'t forget your sweet candy.......*I GOTCHA

AGAIN*...here comes the tickle monster! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif...

P.S.

Sorry for the Hijacking of this thread (\"http://www.triflux.com/mc/threadhijacked.jpg\")....but the

pussy juice dried up awhile ago./ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif