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Icarus
04-07-2004, 12:55 AM
Joy to the

World!

As anyone that has been following recent, tawdry events in my life will know, I\'m being somewhat

pestered by a crazy lady.

But no longer! WOo!

I was sat in Mei\'s flat (the girl I was out with on Saturday

night) drinking red wine and having long conversations (about precious things, no less). I ended up telling all

about my concerns regarding Little Miss CrazyKnickers. We had a right old laugh about the whole thing, because from

that warm little cocoon, it didn\'t actually feel like it was real, or actually effected anyone, let alone

me.....

That is, until my phone rang.... vibrating into life in my pocket, came her terrible presence,

invading our comfort-zone.

\"Sorry, my phone\'s ringing\"
\"Go right ahead, be

antisocial!\"
\"heh...dammit, it\'s her\"
\"Who... HER her?\"
\"Yeah.. CrazyLady\"
\"Give it

here\"

Sensing endgame, I handed the phone over.

It would be hard for me to give an actual transcript,

but needless to say, the tirade contained all the thoughts that I wanted to communicate, but was far too polite

to.

Mei turned my phone off with a flourish and tossed it onto the sofa across the room, and it was duly

forgotten about until this morning. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

5 text messages awaited. I was now scared.

My fears were

misplaced. Only one was from her, reading it now..

\"Your not funny and a pig. im finished with you\"

[sic]

Finished? Tormenting me?

Anyhow, the burden is off, and I\'m built for High-Speed Sin. (I feel

like an even younger man - the sun is out too....)

If you read this far... cheers!

Steve

DZorro
04-07-2004, 03:00 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Joy to the World!

As anyone that has been

following recent, tawdry events in my life will know, I\'m being somewhat pestered by a crazy lady.

But no

longer! WOo!

I was sat in Mei\'s flat (the girl I was out with on Saturday night) drinking red wine and having

long conversations (about precious things, no less). I ended up telling all about my concerns regarding Little Miss

CrazyKnickers. We had a right old laugh about the whole thing, because from that warm little cocoon, it didn\'t

actually feel like it was real, or actually effected anyone, let alone me.....

That is, until my phone

rang.... vibrating into life in my pocket, came her terrible presence, invading our comfort-zone.

\"Sorry, my

phone\'s ringing\"
\"Go right ahead, be antisocial!\"
\"heh...dammit, it\'s her\"
\"Who... HER

her?\"
\"Yeah.. CrazyLady\"
\"Give it here\"

Sensing endgame, I handed the phone over.

It would be

hard for me to give an actual transcript, but needless to say, the tirade contained all the thoughts that I wanted

to communicate, but was far too polite to.

Mei turned my phone off with a flourish and tossed it onto the sofa

across the room, and it was duly forgotten about until this morning.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

5 text messages

awaited. I was now scared.

My fears were misplaced. Only one was from her, reading it now..

\"Your not

funny and a pig. im finished with you\" [sic]

Finished? Tormenting me?

Anyhow, the burden is off, and

I\'m built for High-Speed Sin. (I feel like an even younger man - the sun is out too....)

If you read this

far... cheers!

Steve

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Pig, is a good sign

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Some girls get turned on by pigs, let\'s hope she\'s not one

of them, or you\'l never get rit of here /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif


DZorro,

apple
04-07-2004, 08:28 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Joy to the World!

As anyone that has been following recent, tawdry events

in my life will know, I\'m being somewhat pestered by a crazy lady.

But no longer! WOo!

I was sat in

Mei\'s flat (the girl I was out with on Saturday night) drinking red wine and having long conversations (about

precious things, no less). I ended up telling all about my concerns regarding Little Miss CrazyKnickers. We had a

right old laugh about the whole thing, because from that warm little cocoon, it didn\'t actually feel like it was

real, or actually effected anyone, let alone me.....

That is, until my phone rang.... vibrating into life

in my pocket, came her terrible presence, invading our comfort-zone.

\"Sorry, my phone\'s ringing\"
\"Go

right ahead, be antisocial!\"
\"heh...dammit, it\'s her\"
\"Who... HER her?\"
\"Yeah..

CrazyLady\"
\"Give it here\"

Sensing endgame, I handed the phone over.

It would be hard for me to give

an actual transcript, but needless to say, the tirade contained all the thoughts that I wanted to communicate, but

was far too polite to.

Mei turned my phone off with a flourish and tossed it onto the sofa across the room, and

it was duly forgotten about until this morning. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

5 text messages awaited. I was now scared.

My fears were

misplaced. Only one was from her, reading it now..

\"Your not funny and a pig. im finished with you\"

[sic]

Finished? Tormenting me?

Anyhow, the burden is off, and I\'m built for High-Speed Sin. (I feel

like an even younger man - the sun is out too....)

If you read this far... cheers!

Steve

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Pig, is a good sign

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Some girls get turned on by pigs, let\'s hope she\'s not one

of them, or you\'l never get rit of here /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif


DZorro,

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i was born in the year of the pig

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

hope she really is gone, good luck with that!!!!!

Sacogoo
04-08-2004, 09:09 PM
It was if my

own life was being reinacted right before my very eyes. Ah, the tale you can tell! Can I borrow Mei for a couple

of nights just to act as a call center? I\'m sure that she would also be a boon for my current situation, as my

own Sybil keeps playing yo-yo with my ever growing emotional and mental discomfort. If it wasn\'t for the Pheros

and it\'s ability to lull me into a near narcoleptic, catatonic state of melancholic bliss, I would currently be

living in an utter subconscious hell. (Well, the Pheros, beer, heroin and porno tapes. But the Pheros does play an

important role in my psychological well-being.)