InternationalPlayboy
04-05-2004, 05:25 PM
...for attracting the elderly??? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Lazy weekend, it rained
Friday and cloudy days can depress me. Rain finally cleared up in the afternoon, so I applied a dab of TE behind
each ear, rubbing it down the neck, one shared with both wrists and one in the pubes. I put two sprays of Ralph
Lauren Silver on my neck where I had applied TE. I first went to a store where I am a regular customer. The woman
who owns the store, maybe a few years younger than me, started sniffing like she had a runny nose. Nothing else to
report here. So I decided to go to the county fair.
Lamest. Fair. Ever. Looked at the exibitions and went home.
Nothing to report here either.
Got home and found my Wacky Wednesday package from Love Scents had arrived. Upon
opening it, I found one of the SOE gel packs had split open on the side. I didn\'t want to waste it, so I spread
the SOE that had oozed out on various parts of my body. Had maybe 1/4 to 1/2 pack salvaged. Raining again, so I
didn\'t go anywhere that evening.
The next morning, I applied a drop of WAGG to my moustach and spread some to
below my mouth. I like the way I feel when I meditate while wearing WAGG, so that\'s why it was applied. Felt
somewhat depressed this time, which I attributed to the rainy weather more than the WAGG.
Around noon, I decided
to go out, though I was feeling tired. Though I hadn\'t bathed since before my Friday application, I applied a
dab of TE to my collarbone and spread the rest of the broken pack of SOEg on my chest.
Felt more tired and
instead of going out, I slept for almost three hours. Again, didn\'t do anything that evening. I did shave late in
the evening as my neck was bothering me, and apply Realm shaving balm.
Sunday, still not having bathed, I applied
Realm deodorant and before leaving the house, I sprayed the air twice with Silver and walked through it. Went to
California to buy lottery tickets.
An elderly woman was on the job where I buy my California lottery tickets. She
seemed overly friendly and when making change, I had to correct her as she almost gave me $2 too much back. I
wondered, was this a DIHL? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Then back in town, I went to the
drugstore and another elderly woman was working the register there. This one I had seen before and she seemed overly
friendly too. This time though, I forgot an item I purchased until I was almost to my car and had to go back
in.
Catching a few whiffs of myself back at home, I thought I actually smelled quite good. So hopefully I
wasn\'t too offensive. But I know now what I need to do if I ever get interested in the geriatric crowd.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Lazy weekend, it rained
Friday and cloudy days can depress me. Rain finally cleared up in the afternoon, so I applied a dab of TE behind
each ear, rubbing it down the neck, one shared with both wrists and one in the pubes. I put two sprays of Ralph
Lauren Silver on my neck where I had applied TE. I first went to a store where I am a regular customer. The woman
who owns the store, maybe a few years younger than me, started sniffing like she had a runny nose. Nothing else to
report here. So I decided to go to the county fair.
Lamest. Fair. Ever. Looked at the exibitions and went home.
Nothing to report here either.
Got home and found my Wacky Wednesday package from Love Scents had arrived. Upon
opening it, I found one of the SOE gel packs had split open on the side. I didn\'t want to waste it, so I spread
the SOE that had oozed out on various parts of my body. Had maybe 1/4 to 1/2 pack salvaged. Raining again, so I
didn\'t go anywhere that evening.
The next morning, I applied a drop of WAGG to my moustach and spread some to
below my mouth. I like the way I feel when I meditate while wearing WAGG, so that\'s why it was applied. Felt
somewhat depressed this time, which I attributed to the rainy weather more than the WAGG.
Around noon, I decided
to go out, though I was feeling tired. Though I hadn\'t bathed since before my Friday application, I applied a
dab of TE to my collarbone and spread the rest of the broken pack of SOEg on my chest.
Felt more tired and
instead of going out, I slept for almost three hours. Again, didn\'t do anything that evening. I did shave late in
the evening as my neck was bothering me, and apply Realm shaving balm.
Sunday, still not having bathed, I applied
Realm deodorant and before leaving the house, I sprayed the air twice with Silver and walked through it. Went to
California to buy lottery tickets.
An elderly woman was on the job where I buy my California lottery tickets. She
seemed overly friendly and when making change, I had to correct her as she almost gave me $2 too much back. I
wondered, was this a DIHL? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Then back in town, I went to the
drugstore and another elderly woman was working the register there. This one I had seen before and she seemed overly
friendly too. This time though, I forgot an item I purchased until I was almost to my car and had to go back
in.
Catching a few whiffs of myself back at home, I thought I actually smelled quite good. So hopefully I
wasn\'t too offensive. But I know now what I need to do if I ever get interested in the geriatric crowd.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif