View Full Version : The Rise, Fall, Subsequent Rise then Tearing Down
Icarus
04-01-2004, 08:36 AM
...of Digby, Lord of McBassardom.
Ok. Time for the bad thoughts....
I am leaving in about 30mins
to meet a girl that I have to tell point blank that I am not interested.
She has been \'stalking\' (endless
phonecalls, text messages, emails - even though I never gave her any of these numbers) me for the past 4 months now.
I decided that enough was enough when she started calling my home number (even at odd times of the night) so I
agreed to meet her.
I have to be blunt, but pleasant. I can\'t help but feel bad.
Steve
Holmes
04-01-2004, 08:40 AM
What fun.
Is she your number one fan?
Holmes
Sexyredhead
04-01-2004, 08:41 AM
Be blunt, but with tact. If that does\'t work, be rude. I have a feeling if she\'s been
obsessed for this long with no encouragement that she may not get the message whatever you say.
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Pancho1188
04-01-2004, 09:09 AM
Cool! I want a stalker!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Oh, that\'s
right, you have to be cool to have people obsess over you...nuts.
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Buy her a kebab!
Icarus
04-01-2004, 09:16 AM
NOW SHE\'S CALLING THE SHOTS?
Phonemessage: Hey hun im running late,typical woman. can we make it
8.x [sic]
Is she trying to shift the balance of power?
Steve
DZorro
04-01-2004, 09:24 AM
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NOW SHE\'S CALLING THE
SHOTS?
Phonemessage: Hey hun im running late,typical woman. can we make it 8.x [sic]
Is she trying to shift
the balance of power?
Steve
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I want a stalker too, just bang
her good /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
DZorro,
Icarus
04-01-2004, 09:26 AM
Trust me, you don\'t.
It\'s all very flattering and amusing at first, but it\'s gotten out of
hand.
It\'s not like she\'s ugly or anything, but I simply could not bring myself to sleep with her. Not in
a million years.
Steve
Sexyredhead
04-01-2004, 09:31 AM
Maybe she\'s thinking \'date\'. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Bottle
04-01-2004, 09:33 AM
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Buy her a kebab!
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that\'l do it...keep the Sprite for yourself though
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Pancho1188
04-01-2004, 09:37 AM
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NOW SHE\'S CALLING THE
SHOTS?
Phonemessage: Hey hun im running late,typical woman. can we make it 8.x [sic]
Is she trying to shift
the balance of power?
Steve
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If she is, it\'s
impossible.
The person who does not care is the one who has all of the power. You made it clear you do not care
about this person...then no matter what she does, she can\'t touch you if you don\'t care.
Not caring always
wins.
Elana
04-01-2004, 09:49 AM
Thanks a lot Ssssssst! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
You have to post our
personal business on a public forum?
Don\'t even try to pretend like you aren\'t interested in
me!
Stalking?? Give me a break! I see the way you look at me when you see me peering through your windows.
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Icarus
04-01-2004, 09:53 AM
For the last time! Stop calling here! I AM NOT \'YOUR SNOOKLEY WOOKLEY
SNUKKUMS!\'
Also, well done on getting high enough to see in my window.
(that\'s determination)
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Steve
(I wish this girl was half the chica that you is
Lil E)
DrSmellThis
04-01-2004, 10:01 AM
You could always use Ted Nugent\'s method for geting out of the draft (except I can\'t say
what that was. You\'ll have to do a forum search).
Icarus
04-01-2004, 10:07 AM
Okey dokey... I\'m going now.
Listen out for the Karmic explosion in about 1 and a half
hours.
Steve
Holmes
04-01-2004, 10:11 AM
I already heard it. Oh, that was mine.
Holmes
DZorro
04-01-2004, 10:34 AM
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Okey dokey... I\'m going
now.
Listen out for the Karmic explosion in about 1 and a half hours.
Steve
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If she\'s too much for you, just send her over to me, and i\'l leash her for you
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DZorro,
DZorro
04-01-2004, 10:35 AM
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Okey dokey... I\'m going
now.
Listen out for the Karmic explosion in about 1 and a half hours.
Steve
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Oh and what kind of mones are you currently using ??
I want a stalker too
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DZorro,
Sexyredhead
04-01-2004, 11:41 AM
There\'s an idea. Wear lots of -none and intimidate the hell out of her.
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DZorro
04-01-2004, 11:49 AM
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There\'s an idea. Wear lots of -none
and intimidate the hell out of her. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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Or maybe it will turn her on more
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DZorro,
Bottle
04-01-2004, 11:52 AM
just think right about now he\'s prob confronting her
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Elana
04-01-2004, 11:56 AM
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just think right about now he\'s prob
confronting her
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Change the word \"confronting\" to \"doing\"
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franki
04-01-2004, 12:07 PM
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Pancho1188
04-01-2004, 12:12 PM
He should try the \"Tallmacky Maneuver\":
\"I\'d love to go out with you, but you\'d just
cost so much more than my right hand...and if I get tired of you, I couldn\'t morally be with someone else...but
with my right hand I can easily switch to my left...there\'s just no comparison...it won\'t nag me when I look
in the mirror while I\'m doing it or if I watch sports 24/7 or if I go to sleep right afterwards...it\'s a match
made in heaven.\"
Jihad, jigga what?!?!?
tallmacky
04-01-2004, 12:27 PM
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He should try the \"Tallmacky
Maneuver\":
\"I\'d love to go out with you, but you\'d just cost so much more than my right hand...and if I
get tired of you, I couldn\'t morally be with someone else...but with my right hand I can easily switch to my
left...there\'s just no comparison...it won\'t nag me when I look in the mirror while I\'m doing it or if I
watch sports 24/7 or if I go to sleep right afterwards...it\'s a match made in heaven.\"
Jihad, jigga
what?!?!?
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EXIT63
04-01-2004, 12:44 PM
I don\'t know about Scotland but over here you can get a restraining order so by law she can\'t
contact you or come within 500 feet of you. We call it THE ELANA RULE.
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CptKipling
04-01-2004, 02:56 PM
Should we be getting worried? It must have been a while now...
Could she have him tied up
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Pancho1188
04-01-2004, 03:03 PM
I\'m sorry to have to tell everyone like this...but Ikey didn\'t make it...
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif She ate him alive... You always hear about it being possible, but
you never actually believe it until it happens. Poor, poor Ssssssst...
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CptKipling
04-01-2004, 03:14 PM
Without salt? Barbaric.
Elana
04-01-2004, 03:27 PM
I have his pinky bone stuck in my throat.
Icarus
04-01-2004, 05:30 PM
Ok... Ok....
Christybollox, but that was messy.
In the endup, she stormed out.. Leaving a middle
aged couple across from us looking on with a mixture of bemusement and disgust.
I waited a little (out of
courtesy) then told it to her straight.
Ouch, but did that hurt the \'imaniceGUY!\' part of my
subconscious.....
Give me hugs and stuff.. tell me I\'m not a total Beeeastardo.
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Steve
bundyburger
04-01-2004, 05:55 PM
There\'s no easy way. The consequences can be frightful.
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...BUT, it\'s better than leading them on.
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Elana
04-01-2004, 07:35 PM
Awwwww Steve...please don\'t feel bad. You are such a sweetheart. You had to do it. It would have
gotten so out of hand if she kept believing that there was something going on between you two.
Really......don\'t feel bad!!!
Icarus
04-02-2004, 12:51 AM
Thanks E /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Crazy thing is, even though she stormed
out... she sent me a text at about 3am (when I was having a small crisis over something else) to tell me that
she\'d had a good time.
It\'s odd, it\'s odd, it\'s odd.
Steve
bundyburger
04-02-2004, 01:18 AM
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Crazy thing is, even though she
stormed out... she sent me a text at about 3am (when I was having a small crisis over something else) to tell me
that she\'d had a good time.
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Erk!
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Pancho1188
04-02-2004, 05:17 AM
Man, I don\'t want to scare you or anything, but prepare yourself for the worst if she\'s unstable
and not just majorly jonesing on you, man...if she claims that her life is ruined and it\'s all your fault or
something, you have to be ready to remind yourself that there\'s nothing you can do and it\'s just bad
circumstances.
This is just a warning in case something really bad happens to her...
.....
DZorro
04-02-2004, 05:55 AM
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Man, I don\'t want to scare you or
anything, but prepare yourself for the worst if she\'s unstable and not just majorly jonesing on you, man...if she
claims that her life is ruined and it\'s all your fault or something, you have to be ready to remind yourself that
there\'s nothing you can do and it\'s just bad circumstances.
This is just a warning in case something really
bad happens to her...
.....
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Yes, and tell her to go see a
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DZorro,
CptKipling
04-02-2004, 04:08 PM
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Ok... Ok....
Christybollox, but that
was messy.
In the endup, she stormed out.. Leaving a middle aged couple across from us looking on with a mixture
of bemusement and disgust.
I waited a little (out of courtesy) then told it to her straight.
Ouch, but did
that hurt the \'imaniceGUY!\' part of my subconscious.....
Give me hugs and stuff.. tell me I\'m not a
total Beeeastardo. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
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Steve
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Chin
up Steve!
Icarus
04-02-2004, 04:11 PM
she was trying to
phone me tonight, but I just let it ring out.
What\'s a guy gotta do... it\'s past a joke now. Any advice?
This is extreme.
Steve
Holmes
04-02-2004, 04:18 PM
Hire a
bodyguard? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Holmes
CptKipling
04-02-2004, 04:23 PM
Next time
you see her, flirt with the nearest guy.
On a more serious note (although you may want to just try out the
flirting thing...), I think you have a couple of options.
Firstly, ignor her and hope she goes away.
Secondly,
tell her even straighter than before. You have to think of yourself, you can only put yourself out emotionally for
someone else for so long.
Get very far away from her what whatever you chose.
Elana
04-02-2004, 04:37 PM
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Hire a bodyguard?
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Holmes
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Stand back. I\'ll handle this.
DZorro
04-03-2004, 12:06 AM
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she was trying to phone me tonight, but I just let
it ring out.
What\'s a guy gotta do... it\'s past a joke now. Any advice? This is extreme.
Steve
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Yes, this chick needs help.
What have you done to her, Icarus ???
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DZorro,
EXIT63
04-03-2004, 05:52 AM
I suggest a
white lab coat and butterfly net. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
DZorro
04-04-2004, 09:59 AM
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she was trying to phone me tonight, but I just let
it ring out.
What\'s a guy gotta do... it\'s past a joke now. Any advice? This is extreme.
Steve
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Was she still trying to bug you this weekend, icarus
???
DZorro,
Icarus
04-04-2004, 10:24 AM
A phonecall
(ignored) in the early hours of Sunday morning whilst I was still dancing.
Since then, nada.
Steve
fran1
04-08-2004, 08:08 PM
what did you put
in your mix? Her reaction was with some mones that you mix?
Icarus
04-09-2004, 12:30 AM
Nope. I rarely
wear pheromones anymore.
Steve
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