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Sexyredhead
03-28-2004, 10:58 AM
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Ananova:

Top doc

backs picking your nose and eating it (Deutsch unten)


Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways

to stay healthy,
according to a top Austrian doctor.

Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich

Bischinger said people who
pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better
in tune

with their bodies.

He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage
children to take

it up.

Dr Bischinger said: \"With the finger you can get to places you just can\'t
reach with a

handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

\"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of


strengthening the body\'s immune system.

\"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing

to do. In
terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of
bacteria are collected, and

when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just
like a medicine.

\"Modern medicine is constantly

trying to do the same thing through far more
complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a

natural boost
to their immune system for free.\"

He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by

the time they
have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has
branded it disgusting

and anti social.

He said: \"I would recommend a new approach where children are encouraged to
pick their nose.

It is a completely natural response and medically a good idea
as well.\"

And he pointed out that if anyone was

really worried about what their
neighbor was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in private if

they
still wanted to get the benefits it offered.

tallmacky
03-28-2004, 01:15 PM
Great

article...I agree!

When I was younger I never had to actually pick my nose it would drool down into my mouth,

just in time for a tastey treat, it actually didn\'t have a bad taste at all, when I was running around I got a

taste of my Snotade, no need for yogurt as my Snotade kicked more booty.

If everyone could, everyone would pick

their nose...YES same as masturbation everyone has done it, and the biggest pusses never admit it. You all love to

pick your nose and you know it! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Icarus
03-28-2004, 01:21 PM
The most

decadent delight.

Masturbating whilst picking your nose.

Or... Or... Picking your nose with

your penis!

Or.. Or... I\'ll stop.

Steve

tallmacky
03-28-2004, 01:22 PM
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Or... Or... Picking your nose with your

penis!

Or.. Or... I\'ll stop.

Steve

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DrSmellThis
03-28-2004, 03:06 PM
Brilliant post, SRH!

Sagacious1420
03-28-2004, 10:13 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best

ways to stay healthy,
according to a top Austrian doctor.

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If

that\'s true, then I went to grade school w/ a kid who could quite possibly live forever.

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koolking1
03-29-2004, 05:44 AM
this

is not something I would bring up at the next swinger\'s party I go to as I\'d like to be invited back.

MysteriousMan
03-30-2004, 09:11 AM
<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION=\"http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/dopoll.php\"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN

NAME=\"pollname\" VALUE=\"1080663082MysteriousMan\">


Have yo been able to read this article without

picking your nose?
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"1\" />Yes
<input type=\"radio\"

name=\"option\" value=\"2\" />No
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class=\"buttons\"></form>

Phantom
03-31-2004, 03:56 AM
<FORM

METHOD=POST ACTION=\"http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/dopoll.php\"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN

NAME=\"pollname\" VALUE=\"1080730584Phantom\">


Did you start picking or rubbing your nose after you saw

the Poll above?
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"1\" />yes
<input type=\"radio\"

name=\"option\" value=\"2\" />no
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE=\"Submit vote\"

class=\"buttons\"></form>

Icarus
03-31-2004, 04:10 AM
<FORM

METHOD=POST ACTION=\"http://www.server2.love-scent.com/ubbthreads/dopoll.php\"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN

NAME=\"pollname\" VALUE=\"1080731417Icarus\">


Was my making of this pole purely a result of the two

previous poles?
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"1\" />Yes
<input type=\"radio\"

name=\"option\" value=\"2\" />No
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"3\" />Giraffe
<INPUT

TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE=\"Submit vote\" class=\"buttons\"></form>

bundyburger
03-31-2004, 04:50 AM
I

hope giraffe IS the right answer.

I\'m not very good at tests.

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burgerama1960
03-31-2004, 12:49 PM
After reading this post a horrible image entered my head.If you have ever looked at the wall while standing in

front of a urinal you will see quite a tasty smorgasborg of snot dangling from the wall. According to that article

this would seem to be like a health food area but it sure does not look all that good.

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CptKipling
03-31-2004, 01:34 PM
Urgh

My stomach just turned over.

koolking1
03-31-2004, 01:48 PM
yea

right, if eating your own boogers helps build up your immmune system, just think what eating everyone else\'s will

do for you - I\'ll stay my weakened old self thankyou!

DrSmellThis
03-31-2004, 02:22 PM
Great

point, Koolking!

Holmes
03-31-2004, 02:32 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
yea right, if eating your own boogers helps build

up your immmune system, just think what eating everyone else\'s will do for you - I\'ll stay my weakened old

self thankyou!

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Holmes