Gossamer_2701
03-26-2004, 02:18 PM
Here are eleven
actual comments made by sports commentators that I\'m sure they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting
commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: \"This is Georgiana from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning
during her warm up and it was amazing.\"
2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: \"This is really a lovely
horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.\"
3. Grand Prix Race Announcer:
\"the lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in
front of the similar one in back.\"
4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: \"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father.\"
5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: \"Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in
boxing - but none of them really that serious.\"
6. Baseball announcer: \"If history repeats itself, I should
think we can expect the same thing again.\"
7. Basketball analyst: \"He dribbles a lot and the opposition
doesn\'t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.\"
8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race
1988: \"Ah, isn\'t that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the Cox of the Oxford crew.\"
9. Metro Radio, College Football: \"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It\'s like they\'ve got eleven Dicks on the
field.\"
10. The Nebraska Corhuskers had two Peter brothers playing 1st string. KFAB Omaha, NE Radio
Commentator and now the Peters are in.:
11. US Open TV Commentator: \"One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is
playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have
I just said?\"
actual comments made by sports commentators that I\'m sure they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting
commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: \"This is Georgiana from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning
during her warm up and it was amazing.\"
2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: \"This is really a lovely
horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.\"
3. Grand Prix Race Announcer:
\"the lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in
front of the similar one in back.\"
4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: \"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father.\"
5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: \"Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in
boxing - but none of them really that serious.\"
6. Baseball announcer: \"If history repeats itself, I should
think we can expect the same thing again.\"
7. Basketball analyst: \"He dribbles a lot and the opposition
doesn\'t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.\"
8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race
1988: \"Ah, isn\'t that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the Cox of the Oxford crew.\"
9. Metro Radio, College Football: \"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It\'s like they\'ve got eleven Dicks on the
field.\"
10. The Nebraska Corhuskers had two Peter brothers playing 1st string. KFAB Omaha, NE Radio
Commentator and now the Peters are in.:
11. US Open TV Commentator: \"One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is
playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have
I just said?\"