CJ01

[Bottle]

So are you English living in Europe

or sumink, cos the way you write..is like an English person, using common Eng slang and such?

Just

wondered

[CptKipling]

That\'s what I\'ve

thought aswell.

[tallmacky]

CJ01 is the greatest

love-scent Enigma! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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[Bottle]

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You know what I mean...

[CptKipling]

\"Her\" sex has also been

seen as a bit of a grey area before aswell, but she doesn\'t like it when people say that...

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I think she has at least speant a lot of time in England.

[Mtnjim]

It\'s simple to figure out. Get

a map, and draw a circle that outlines a 5 minute drive outside of Paris. Then calculate the top speed of a

pushbike. Then draw a circle that represents the 2 hour distance around Stockholm. Where they intersect, there she

is!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Bottle]

We\'re not worried about where

she is...but if shes ever been in ol\'blighty..or if she is infact an Ex Pat.

[Sexyredhead]

Or maybe she learned

English from a Brit and works with them from time to time so keeps up with the lingo. Hmmm....

[Sagacious1420]

CJ is actually a

shape-shifting lizard belonging to a secret organization that rules the world.

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[belgareth]

CJ is actually a 52 year old,

male street bum who usually sleeps in the New York subways and logs on to the forum from the public library. It\'s

his major form of entertainment, writing all sorts of nonsense he makes up while half drunk on cheap

wine.

Formerly, he was a judge in Washington DC until making the mistake of letting the jury convict Marion Barry

of selling crack. Barry later won re-election and his first official act was to fire CJ.