Kari
03-20-2004, 08:01 PM
Girls, ever wonder how to tell whether your man is coming or going? You\'re in that zone between
commitment and adios with your boyfriend? Well, here are some of the top ten indicators psychologists have pegged
as signs that your relationship is on the rocks:
1) He breaks up with you.
2) He doesn\'t love
you anymore.
3) He stays out late into the night, comes home smelling of perfume, and he\'s been having sex
with another woman.
4) You ask him if you\'re fat and he says \"Yes. But I don\'t care because I\'m
dumping you, bitch.\"
4) You need to consult relationship checklists to determine whether you\'ve got a
stable relationship or not.
5) You have a long history of stupidity and retardation.
6) He says \"hey
honey, take this relationship test.\" Wink wink. \"Bitch.\"
7) You\'re a loser. You\'re a bad, bad
person and can\'t do anything right. It\'s all your fault.
8) You can\'t tell the difference between men
and women.
9) You ask him \"are you breaking up with me?\" and he says \"yes.\"
9.5) You\'ve lost
certain portions of your brain.
10) You don\'t have a boyfriend.
commitment and adios with your boyfriend? Well, here are some of the top ten indicators psychologists have pegged
as signs that your relationship is on the rocks:
1) He breaks up with you.
2) He doesn\'t love
you anymore.
3) He stays out late into the night, comes home smelling of perfume, and he\'s been having sex
with another woman.
4) You ask him if you\'re fat and he says \"Yes. But I don\'t care because I\'m
dumping you, bitch.\"
4) You need to consult relationship checklists to determine whether you\'ve got a
stable relationship or not.
5) You have a long history of stupidity and retardation.
6) He says \"hey
honey, take this relationship test.\" Wink wink. \"Bitch.\"
7) You\'re a loser. You\'re a bad, bad
person and can\'t do anything right. It\'s all your fault.
8) You can\'t tell the difference between men
and women.
9) You ask him \"are you breaking up with me?\" and he says \"yes.\"
9.5) You\'ve lost
certain portions of your brain.
10) You don\'t have a boyfriend.