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Elana

03-15-2004, 07:15 AM

I heard (read it

online) that because of pollution it is bad to breathe. So stop doing it.

EXIT63

03-15-2004, 09:27 AM

I\'m

turning blue. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

tallmacky

03-15-2004, 09:32 AM

I

am.........choking....hurry up and get here E or I am going to die, tell me it is ok to breathe.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

you got 2 minutes and then I am dead....hey stop celebrating people. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

CJ01

03-15-2004, 09:37 AM

It´s okay, I

stopped breathing mid 80´s /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Elana

03-15-2004, 11:42 AM

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It´s okay, I stopped breathing mid 80´s

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and you are OK...right?

oscar

03-15-2004, 01:00 PM

Elana,

I\'m not sure that I believe what you posted for the simple reason that you have not offered to SELL me

an alternative to breathing.

You obviously haven\'t got a clue as to what health hazard marketing is all

about!

Oscar /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Elana

03-15-2004, 01:09 PM

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Elana,

I\'m not sure that I believe what you

posted for the simple reason that you have not offered to SELL me an alternative to breathing.

You obviously

haven\'t got a clue as to what health hazard marketing is all about!

Oscar

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Just

wait.....It\'s coming.
For only $14.99 I will sell you a used Adkins book and a \"Got Milk?\" book. These will

combat the pollution in the air and will allow you to breathe freely. You just rip out pages of these books and

stuff pieces up each nostril. It will filter out the impurities. For men they will get a larger penis as well.

Sexyredhead

03-15-2004, 01:39 PM

No! For

only $49.99, she will sell you your very own air-cleaning plant! It\'s all natural, low maintenance, and

you can put one in every room of your home!

Elana

03-15-2004, 01:49 PM

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No! For only $49.99, she will sell you your very

own air-cleaning plant! It\'s all natural, low maintenance, and you can put one in every room of your home!

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Yes...for 3 easy payments of $59.99 you get the plant and the

two books.

Sexyredhead

03-15-2004, 01:55 PM

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<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
No! For only $49.99, she will sell you your very own air-cleaning

plant! It\'s all natural, low maintenance, and you can put one in every room of your home!

<hr

/></blockquote>

Yes...for 3 easy payments of $59.99 you get the plant and the two books.

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Each beautiful, all-natural air-cleaning plant can clean up to 100

square feet of your home. They are safe, non-toxic, and for your family\'s sake, you can\'t let this bargain

pass you by!

EXIT63

03-15-2004, 02:24 PM

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<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
No! For only

$49.99, she will sell you your very own air-cleaning plant! It\'s all natural, low maintenance, and you can

put one in every room of your home!

<hr /></blockquote>

Yes...for 3 easy payments

of $59.99 you get the plant and the two books.

<hr /></blockquote>

Each beautiful,

all-natural air-cleaning plant can clean up to 100 square feet of your home. They are safe, non-toxic, and for your

family\'s sake, you can\'t let this bargain pass you by!

<hr /></blockquote>

Just Add Water!!!

burgerama1960

03-15-2004, 04:10 PM

now

if you offered the magical penis plant half the jelqers on this forum would buy them up in a quick stretch

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OCP

03-15-2004, 04:38 PM

I stopped

breathing a long time ago. I just take a knife and fork and cut the amount of air I need out of the sky and eat

it........Kinda like breathing liquid Oxygen, except it is solid.