View Full Version : The Only Poll That Matters
Icarus
03-04-2004, 12:23 PM
Remember
folks: This here internetual thingum is totally anonymoose. You can be anyone you want to be. You could even be
me! (patent pending) Answer with a skip in your heart and a flutter in your step and I\'ll see y\'all come
Solstice!
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Bite the bullet... Answer
honestly.
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"1\" />I HAVE A SIGNIFICANT OTHER!
<input
type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"2\" />I DON\'T AND IT PISSES ME OFF.
<input type=\"radio\"
name=\"option\" value=\"3\" />I DON\'T, BUT I\'M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.
<input type=\"radio\"
name=\"option\" value=\"4\" />DO INFLATABLES COUNT?
<input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"5\"
/>YOU NOSEY GIT.
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Place your
bets..........now!
Icarus
03-04-2004, 12:23 PM
I already
voted. Aren\'t I the smug one? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Steve
Icarus
03-04-2004, 01:32 PM
Who called
me nosey?
\'Fess up, So I can belittle you to make light of my own insecurities.
Steve
Elana
03-04-2004, 01:33 PM
Me
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Icarus
03-04-2004, 01:39 PM
T\'wasn\'t that when I was at the interview for that spot in your basement..
Do you have any
allergies? Any phobias? Are you willing to work with animals? What\'s that in your pocket?
Sheesh,
talk about a pushy broad.
Steve
Please Note: Regression to awful 50\'s slang and masogonistic
tendencies all courtesy of HSBCCSMQ. Banking with a smile and a stab.
Also: Who jumped on the bloody
bandwagon? I think this is a valid reflection on how phero\'s may (or may not) be working for the loyal denizens
of this board. Or are you afraid to click on any of the other options because you\'d be a) Lying to
yourselves, or b) Finaly admitting something that you\'d been avoiding thinking about?
Sorry.
I\'m just sore cuz I\'ve got an exam on Monday. Call me nosey all you want.
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tallmacky
03-04-2004, 01:57 PM
Hey
Screw this poll man....
You know what SSTTTTEEEEEEVEEE. Me and Pancho are perfectly happy using our sweet
pheromones for our own attention, who needs women anyways, I got my lucky 5 finger discount.
Pancho I wanked off
5 times today, all solo play...try to beat that!!!
HEY STEVE, could you wank off 5 times in a row? Do you have
the heart, guts, and intensity? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
tallmacky
03-04-2004, 02:00 PM
Hey
Steve I bet you don\'t even know how to masturbate....pfffft hahahaha pathetic.
I got so many more intricate
muscles on my fingers....you could only dream. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Icarus
03-04-2004, 02:04 PM
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Hey Steve I bet you don\'t even know how to
masturbate
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It\'s an affliction. Don\'t make fun.
Steve
tallmacky
03-04-2004, 02:11 PM
Hey
Steve, what the hell bro, this poll is insulting to just about every guy here, especially me. You know I enjoy
masturbating very much so, it is one of my great accomplishes and it is indeed an art. I am getting some, a hell of
a lot of \"stuff\"....from myself, and myself knows my body best.
Just try to wank off 5 times in a row, ya\'
can\'t attempt my record....dream on baby! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
tallmacky
03-04-2004, 02:12 PM
Are you
afraid of your own Goo, is that why you don\'t?
I hear it is actually quite tastey.
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Icarus
03-04-2004, 02:13 PM
So
important you said it twice?
I think there\'s a forum concerning self-abuse. You could be their God.
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Steve
Elana
03-04-2004, 02:46 PM
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I think there\'s a forum concerning self-abuse.
You could be their God.
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No, because Soup Boy already filled that
position.
there´s
options are too limited /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Pancho1188
03-04-2004, 02:54 PM
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Hey Screw this poll man....
You know what
SSTTTTEEEEEEVEEE. Me and Pancho are perfectly happy using our sweet pheromones for our own attention, who needs
women anyways, I got my lucky 5 finger discount.
Pancho I wanked off 5 times today, all solo play...try to beat
that!!!
HEY STEVE, could you wank off 5 times in a row? Do you have the heart, guts, and intensity?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
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Sorry, TM, I
can\'t stand by you on this one. My hand took the kids and ran off in the middle of the night. I haven\'t seen
or heard from my significant other in a long time... Therefore, my self-mutilation ended such a long time
ago...since then, I\'ve been hitting on Kari to at least spark up a little nostalgia of the days when I had a
woman or hand to satisfy me... *sigh* Kari, why must a few years and a few thousand miles keep us apart?!?!?
Why?!?!? Why?!?!??! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
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Pancho1188
03-04-2004, 02:55 PM
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there´s options are too limited
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Yes, I\'m
waiting for my \"Alone and bitter\" option... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
I wish I had
Tallmacky\'s enthusiasm and perserverence...he truly is a role model.
Elana
03-04-2004, 02:56 PM
Of course
you don\'t whack it Pancho. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
what noone
here has an inflatable? Where´s your sense for adventure and experimentation guys?
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franki
03-04-2004, 02:57 PM
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Of course you don\'t whack it Pancho.
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Yes, I\'m waiting for my \"Alone and bitter\"
option...
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> I´m waiting for the opposite
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Are you afraid of your own Goo, is that why you
don\'t?
I hear it is actually quite tastey. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
it isn\'t.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Are you afraid of your own Goo, is that why you
don\'t?
I hear it is actually quite tastey.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> is that what
you call your spunk? `GOO´ /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif and you´ve never tasted it?
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EXIT63
03-04-2004, 03:09 PM
This is a
little off-topic but any man who sees he doesn\'t wax the carrot is either:
A. LYING.
B. NEVER SEEN AN ELANA
PIC.
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Pancho1188
03-04-2004, 03:14 PM
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Of course you don\'t whack it Pancho.
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Apparently I
am not believed, but whatever. I never said that I\'ve never done it, I just said that it\'s been a long
time. Geez, a guy can hold out...haven\'t you ever seen \"The Contest\" (Seinfeld)?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Elana
03-04-2004, 03:14 PM
Pancho, am
I not whack worthy? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
tallmacky
03-04-2004, 03:28 PM
So
Pancho you viewed an Elana Picture and didn\'t whack it....your blue balls must be the color of Grandma\'s
sloppy cummy blueberry pie.
How many times a week do you wank off Pancho? 20 or 535,354,334,343? You say
\"Kari\" a lot. I think each time you say \"Kari\" it counts as 1 wank off.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
How many times do you ladies wank or rub one out a week?
Don\'t want to answer eh? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Chickens....I rule, I masturbate
and have no class or shame not to talk about it, oh and big balls./ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Hmmmmmmm as for me. I would say ummm 8 times a week, and ya\' know what....each one is worth it, and no I ain\'t
ever eating my spunk someone else can do that. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Can you imagine if I
paid for this? Or had to find someone to do this for me, as if I could? Screw that.
Elana
03-04-2004, 03:31 PM
I can up to
three times a day.
No shame.
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You say
\"Kari\" a lot. I think each time you say \"Kari\" it counts as 1 wank off.
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class=\"post\">
This is true. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
tallmacky
03-04-2004, 03:32 PM
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sigh* Kari, why must a few years and a few thousand
miles keep us apart?!?!? Why?!?!? Why?!?!??!
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I feel ya\'
Pancho. Distance is frustrating and frustration leads to maniac, tantric, self abusing, horny goat, Aerobed,
masturbation.
Pop the kids out of the oven, bro. Or did ya? No shame bro, it makes you more tough.
Look at
me.
\"Grrrrr I beat my meat, grrrrrrr\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
tallmacky
03-04-2004, 03:34 PM
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I can up to three times a day.
No shame.
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That\'s hot....any questions on how to be the #1 love-scent lady now?
Just look incredible and have a strong sex drive that cannot be quenched....I\'m sure there\'s mor(E) to
it.
3 times a day? I am sure we could knock that up a few, outstanding for a lady eh?.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
The Eitties are running wild.
How can you
expect someone else to take something in your mouth when you won´t
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif any guy should know what their own spunk tastes like.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Any guy who
refuses to try that doesn´t deserve a BJ /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
I heard of a
friend that his friend insists on his gf brushing he teeth afterwards before kissing him. jesus fricking christ
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Elana
03-05-2004, 04:51 AM
I am pretty
certain that every guy has tasted his sometime in his life.
DrSmellThis
03-05-2004, 05:24 AM
What\'s more disgusting -- a girl with cum in her mouth because she doesn\'t know how to swallow, or a guy with
a hairy back on TV? I\'m really torn. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Elana
03-05-2004, 05:29 AM
The girl
can be taught how to swallow and the guy can get waxed. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
We
can help these poor souls.
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Hey Screw this poll man....
You know what SSTTTTEEEEEEVEEE. Me and Pancho
are perfectly happy using our sweet pheromones for our own attention, who needs women anyways, I got my lucky 5
finger discount.
Pancho I wanked off 5 times today, all solo play...try to beat that!!!
HEY STEVE, could you
wank off 5 times in a row? Do you have the heart, guts, and intensity?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
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Sorry, TM, I
can\'t stand by you on this one. My hand took the kids and ran off in the middle of the night. I haven\'t seen
or heard from my significant other in a long time... Therefore, my self-mutilation ended such a long time
ago...since then, I\'ve been hitting on Kari to at least spark up a little nostalgia of the days when I had a
woman or hand to satisfy me... *sigh* Kari, why must a few years and a few thousand miles keep us apart?!?!?
Why?!?!? Why?!?!??! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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Uh-huh. Flash
forward a year. Pancho is long out of school, and is now a young executive. The scene opens as Panch leaves a
restauarant, a blonde on his right arm, a redhead on his left.
Bruce is entering the restaurant, as Panch
leaves,\" Hey, Pancho! Good to see you, man! Heard from Kari, lately?\"
Pancho stops, looks slightly confused,
\"Who?\"
Just then, Pancho notices that his ex has been standing outside the restaurant, waiting for him, her
eyes red from weeping. \"Pancho!\" she cries. \"I\'ve made a terrible mistake! I want you back! You were the
best I\'ve ever had, and I wasn\'t smart enough to know it.\"
Pancho, deaf to her pleas, steps into his
chauffeured limo with his double arm-candy. The car acclerates into the night.
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What\'s more disgusting -- a girl with cum in her
mouth because she doesn\'t know how to swallow
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Why is it disgusting
to have your own spunk in your mouth? I mean if you´re not prepared to swallow or taste your own as well, why
should she? that´s what I´m saying. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
How can you expect someone else to take something
in your mouth when you won´t /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif any guy should know what their own
spunk tastes like. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Any guy who refuses to try that doesn´t deserve a BJ
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
I heard of a friend that his friend insists on his gf brushing he
teeth afterwards before kissing him. jesus fricking christ /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
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With that logic then all women must go down on themselves before asking
their man to do so. That is silly! I have not tasted myself or any other male and I do not have plans to do so
ever. It is just not going to happen. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
BTW, my wife has no
problems with my spunk. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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I am pretty certain that every guy has tasted his
sometime in his life.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
If you count kissing my gf after a bj then
ok, but I have never purposely put it in my mouth for a taste test.
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apple
03-05-2004, 09:43 AM
i think
kissing after giving/getting head is what they\'re talking about. i dont thin guys OR girls should have to swallow
anything tho... i mean its fine to, but i think a guy swallowing his own cum is sorta icky :P but they better be
fine with the taste of it in their mouth after a woman has been there, if not then yeah why should she do it at all?
Mtnjim
03-05-2004, 11:21 AM
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</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I am pretty certain that every guy has tasted his sometime in his life.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
If you count kissing my gf after a bj then ok, but I have never
purposely put it in my mouth for a taste test. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
<hr
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Guess none of you guys had an SO who was into \"Snoballing\"!
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apple
03-05-2004, 01:10 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Guess none of you guys had an SO who was into
\"Snoballing\"! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
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i did that to
someone once, they wernt into it tho, it was really just for pure revenge cause i found out they cheated and didnt
let them know i knew till after i made him swallow.... hmmm is that evil?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Holmes
03-05-2004, 01:21 PM
Yeah, kind
of.
Holmes
Elana
03-05-2004, 01:23 PM
Not for the
guy. He cheated on you but still got a BJ /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
apple
03-05-2004, 01:30 PM
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Not for the guy. He cheated on you but still got a
BJ /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
rofl
EXACTLY! he got a mouthful and i got a 3 year relationship flushed down the toilet... i think he deserved worse but
*sigh* i cant seem to lower myself to that low a level
apple
03-05-2004, 01:30 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Not for the guy. He cheated on you but still got a
BJ /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
rofl
EXACTLY! he got a mouthful and i got a 3 year relationship flushed down the toilet... i think he deserved worse but
*sigh* i cant seem to lower myself to that low a level
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Not for the guy. He cheated on you but still got a BJ
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<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
rofl EXACTLY!
he got a mouthful and i got a 3 year relationship flushed down the toilet... i think he deserved worse but *sigh* i
cant seem to lower myself to that low a level
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I was wondering
about that....did you give him the BJ just so you could do that to him?
apple
03-05-2004, 02:00 PM
yep that
was the only reason
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yep that was the only reason
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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
ROTFL /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
03-05-2004, 02:11 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
yep that was the only reason
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
ROTFL /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
She sure showed him. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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yep that was the only reason
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Normally I\'d be inclined to stick up for my brothers, but in this case
I\'d say justice was done.
apple
03-05-2004, 02:17 PM
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With that logic then all women must go down on
themselves before asking their man to do so.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif daft. You
didn´t get what he hell I´m on about /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
But believe me, if we
could go down on ourselves we bloody well WOULD!!!! And gladly too !
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr
/>
If you count kissing my gf after a bj then ok, but I have never purposely put it in my mouth for a taste test.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> that´s what I´m talking about silly. Some guys apparantly have a
problem with it. I can´t figure out why
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
that´s what I´m talking about silly. Some guys
apparantly have a problem with it. I can´t figure out why
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I am
surprised that you can\'t understand why we have a natural aversion to cum.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Not for the guy. He cheated on you but still got
a BJ
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
rofl EXACTLY! he
got a mouthful and i got a 3 year relationship flushed down the toilet... i think he deserved worse but *sigh* i
cant seem to lower myself to that low a level
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> yeah, he deserved
worse - like no BJ /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif or someone else´s - that would be really nasty thought UGH
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apple
03-05-2004, 02:32 PM
ive always
known he was totally disgused with his own cum, he was the kind who wouldnt kiss me after, wanted me to brush my
teeth etc. i just jumped on his and MADE him kiss me that time, if he wasnt grossed out beyond belief it wouldnt
have been much of a concequence
you stayed
with him that long? Doesn´t sound like he was much of a loss /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
apple
03-05-2004, 02:35 PM
i was very
young and stupid! very stupid >.< luckily it was a learning experience and i know what i want in a man now,
and i dont put up with ANY bs /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
With that logic then all women must go down on themselves before asking
their man to do so.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif daft. You
didn´t get what he hell I´m on about /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
But believe me, if we
could go down on ourselves we bloody well WOULD!!!! And gladly too !
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Truth is I
probably would too! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
If you count kissing my gf after a bj then ok, but I have never purposely
put it in my mouth for a taste test.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> that´s what I´m talking about
silly. Some guys apparantly have a problem with it. I can´t figure out why
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
It just goes with the territory as far as I am concerned.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I knew a guy who could
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif I was so jealous
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I knew a guy who could /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif I was so jealous
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
And he did? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
If you count kissing my gf after a bj then ok, but
I have never purposely put it in my mouth for a taste test.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
that´s what I´m talking
about silly. Some guys apparantly have a problem with it. I can´t figure out why
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It just goes with the
territory as far as I am concerned.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> territory?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif in what way exactly?
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I knew a guy who could I was so jealous
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
And he did?
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> yes I mean that´s how found out right
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif but he said it was very uncomfortable, not something he could do
for long - just a couple... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
If you count kissing my gf after a bj then ok, but I have never purposely
put it in my mouth for a taste test.
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that´s what I´m talking
about silly. Some guys apparantly have a problem with it. I can´t figure out why
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It just goes with the
territory as far as I am concerned.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> territory?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif in what way exactly?
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
If I am going to get a BJ then I will have to give the giver of the BJ a kiss afterward at some
point. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
If I am going to get a BJ then I will have to give
the giver of the BJ a kiss afterward at some point.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Sniff sniff
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
tallmacky
03-05-2004, 07:23 PM
Maybe
if you were Saddam\'s food and semen taster you would...but there really is no reason for a guy to ever eat his
own stuff, besides I am sure girls know what they are getting when they hear a loud moan and their \"male\"
friends leg starts shaking....a mouthful of stuff I am sure they have tasted before, and have lived another day
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif A guy to taste it so he knows how it is? Well a girl knows how it
tastes and if she doesn\'t like it, she should probably just take it on the face instead?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I liked the movie Kartate Kid too, one of my favorite, but
it\'s really not all that deep or mystical in that \"know yourself way\". Semen was given to us by a higher
power, for women to savior and to enjoy, I feel I would be acting to greedy to eat it and ruin dinner.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Never want to.
tallmacky
03-05-2004, 07:24 PM
For the
love of a singular entity of higher power Apple, you have outdone anything I could say....
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif For the love of
Allah, and men are pigs? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif That takes air out of that argument.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
For the love of a singular entity of higher power
Apple, you have outdone anything I could say.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif For the love of Allah, and men are pigs?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif That takes air
out of that argument. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
What F*ckin kills me is that men are pigs, always have been and always will be. Why are women
so d*mned surprised at this. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Not for the guy. He cheated on you but still got a BJ
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
rofl EXACTLY!
he got a mouthful and i got a 3 year relationship flushed down the toilet... i think he deserved worse but *sigh* i
cant seem to lower myself to that low a level
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I do not any know
guy that has any game at all that has not cheated on his woman. We guys stray, we just want to sample different
stuff. We still love our women, but we are programed genetically to roam, so we do! It is not personal and we are
not looking for a new mate, but we want some different stuff. Steak is great, but a good hamburger is needed
sometimes. Why do you women take it so personally? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
Icarus
03-06-2004, 01:56 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
but we are programed genetically to roam
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Just like triband cellphones.
steve
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Why do you women take it so personally?
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> why do men get so upset when women do the same thing
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
EXIT63
03-06-2004, 06:48 AM
The only
guys who eat jizz are homos. Why do people try to make things complicated when they are really quite simple?
Pancho1188
03-06-2004, 10:10 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
You say \"Kari\" a lot. I think each time you say \"Kari\" it counts as 1
wank off.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
This is true.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Not yet...I\'m
still waiting for my belly dance... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Why is it disgusting to have your own spunk in your mouth? I mean if you´re
not prepared to swallow or taste your own as well, why should she? that´s what I´m saying.
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I believe in fairness...it goes both ways. She can take in your manjuice
and you can lick up all of her sweet, sweet juices... I will be happy to lick her clean before/when/after she comes
and hope that effort is reciprocated. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Renegade
03-06-2004, 10:51 AM
Post deleted by belgareth
Elana
03-06-2004, 10:53 AM
Post deleted by belgareth
Renegade
03-06-2004, 11:09 AM
Post deleted by belgareth
Pancho1188
03-06-2004, 11:11 AM
Come
on...the \"Battle of the Sexes\" is so early 90\'s... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
CptKipling
03-06-2004, 11:19 AM
Post deleted by belgareth
Elana
03-06-2004, 11:23 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
With or without man sauce?
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
It\'s just too bland without the special sauce.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Post
deleted by belgareth
Pancho1188
03-06-2004, 11:32 AM
Post deleted by belgareth
(in response
to Pancho´s quip)
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Really? I could\'ve
sworn I saw her in the Guinness Book of World Records for sex with the most people in one hour... Oh, wait, that
might\'ve been Elana...or Holmes...
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> it was real teamwork but
walking home was a problem I admit /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Pancho1188
03-06-2004, 11:37 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Come on...the \"Battle of the Sexes\" is so early 90\'s...
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> I can tell you´re young /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
I´m thinking more 70´s /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
I was just referring to the many TV and radio shows around that time called \"The Battle of
the Sexes\"...you\'re right about the actual battle being during another time period.
Oh, american
ones? I couldn´t know them /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Pancho1188
03-06-2004, 11:39 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Oh, american ones? I couldn´t know them
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
You are so much
better off that you don\'t...
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif hehe, we all have our media crosses to bear
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Renegade
03-06-2004, 11:53 AM
Post deleted by belgareth
Post deleted by belgareth
Icarus
03-06-2004, 11:56 AM
He may be
an idiot, but he aint dumb.
I don´t know
it was simply a thought. Better watch your manners a bit btw, there´s no reason to be nasty or anything. We were
having what I considered a rather humourous chat until you started being rude and not for the first time since you
came to LS.
Thank you /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
franki
03-06-2004, 11:59 AM
This is a
funny thread.. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Renegade
03-06-2004, 12:16 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Renegade, she is from Europe you dumb idiot.
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Are you trying to get into a pissing contest with me bjf? I warn you. I
can piss a long way. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
You did not understand one word of my
post. She compared men from Europe with men from other cultures. I made the statement because she has no idea where
I’m from. How does she know I’m not European? Without knowing where I’m from, making comparisons seems a bit
ridiculous, don’t you think? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Icarus
03-06-2004, 12:58 PM
Where\'d
the posts go /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
I were enjoying that, I were.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
Steve
franki
03-06-2004, 01:00 PM
me too.
especially the \"I will eat you alive\" post of Elana. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
Icarus
03-06-2004, 01:04 PM
Don\'t
tempt her when she has BBQ sauce.
Gossamer_2701
03-06-2004, 01:04 PM
Damn... where\'d all the posts go....that will teach me to get here late
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Belgareth has been busy today
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
franki
03-06-2004, 01:09 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Don\'t tempt her when she has BBQ sauce.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Don\'t meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and
good with ketchup! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
03-06-2004, 01:12 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Damn... where\'d all the posts go....that will
teach me to get here late /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Belgareth
has been busy today /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Don\'t worry. A few of us are working on the musical. Try outs will be held tomorrow morning
bright and early.
belgareth
03-06-2004, 01:17 PM
Sorry
everybody. I deleted all the personal attacks.
Icarus
03-06-2004, 01:19 PM
What about
the terrorist attacks?
Steve
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
What about the terrorist attacks?
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Bruce is at his office working on a plan to present to the UN. Bel and
the other mods are gonna kick their a*ses
Icarus
03-06-2004, 01:26 PM
with
copulins?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Maybe?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
What about the terrorist attacks?
Steve
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
.. or the Big Mac attacks?
belgareth
03-06-2004, 02:03 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Damn... where\'d all the posts go....that will
teach me to get here late /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Belgareth
has been busy today /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Hey, I get to have some fun sometimes, don\'t I?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
.. or the Big Mac attacks?
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> or the mars attacks? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Gossamer_2701
03-06-2004, 05:06 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Hey, I get to have some fun sometimes, don\'t I?
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Why yes.... yes you do
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I\'ve also been wondering (I know... Duh
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif) but do people actually [censored] themselves, or is that you L-S
Mod\'s at work /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
but do people actually [censored] themselves, or is
that you L-S Mod\'s at work
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> almost the same thing I guess
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
EXIT63
03-07-2004, 04:10 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
What about the terrorist attacks?
Steve
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
No...Those are okay.
SweetSeduceGurl
03-07-2004, 04:35 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I don´t know it was simply a thought. Better watch
your manners a bit btw, there´s no reason to be nasty or anything. We were having what I considered a rather
humourous chat until you started being rude and not for the first time since you came to LS.
Thank you
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Looks like I
got here late. It appears all of the good posts have been deleted.
What did I miss?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Gossamer_2701
03-07-2004, 05:17 AM
I
believe Elana said that the \'Made for TV Movie\' will be airing on \'Lifetime\' next weekend
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
apple
03-07-2004, 02:56 PM
ok was away
all weekend so i missed lots of posts that got deleted
about the men cheating why are women shocked, its the less
evolved men who cheat. not all men cheat, acctually MOST dont! this biology sh!t that men use as an excuse to cheat,
thats APES! you\'re not an ape anymore are you? if you are you\'re not worth my time and go f*ck your stupid
monkey B!tches, dont try to have a real monogomos relationship with lies and BULLSH!T!!! tell the woman you want
your burgers too, find one who doesnt care. I want a faithful man cause I dont cheat and i dont want him to either!
GOD I HATE MEN MAKING EXCUSES TO CHEAT! jack off! dont enter a relationship and lie! there are SOOOOO many ways NOT
to cheat! theres NO EXCUSE!(btw this applies to women too, cheating is wrong no matter what, im not trying to pick
on men, however that biology makes men cheat thing is what im huffing at and that applies to men)
Gossamer_2701
03-07-2004, 03:35 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
there are SOOOOO many ways NOT to cheat!
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
No.... there\'s only ONE way not to cheat...... DON\'T DO IT!!!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
However...
there are sooooo many ways TO cheat.... and I don\'t buy that \'I\'m a male, so it\'s in my genes\' crap
either. I have never.... ever cheated on any committed relationship, no matter how tempted I may have been
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
apple
03-07-2004, 03:55 PM
when i say
so many ways not to cheat, i mean dont be in a relationship, if you are in a relationship and both parties are
concenting on sleeping with other people thats their business... but yeah just dont cheat, so simple
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
there are SOOOOO many ways NOT to cheat!
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
No.... there\'s only ONE way not to cheat...... DON\'T DO IT!!!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
However...
there are sooooo many ways TO cheat.... and I don\'t buy that \'I\'m a male, so it\'s in my genes\' crap
either. I have never.... ever cheated on any committed relationship, no matter how tempted I may have been
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I admire
you, for that.
belgareth
03-08-2004, 03:01 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Hey, I get to have some fun sometimes, don\'t I?
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Why yes.... yes you do
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I\'ve also been wondering (I know... Duh
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif) but do people actually [censored] themselves, or is that you L-S
Mod\'s at work /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
The system itself censores them. There\'s a list somewhere of unacceptqable words and anytime
the program sees ones of them it automatically replaces it.
EXIT63
03-08-2004, 04:38 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
ok was away all weekend so i missed lots of posts
that got deleted
about the men cheating why are women shocked, its the less evolved men who cheat. not all men
cheat, acctually MOST dont! this biology sh!t that men use as an excuse to cheat, thats APES! you\'re not an ape
anymore are you? if you are you\'re not worth my time and go f*ck your stupid monkey B!tches, dont try to have a
real monogomos relationship with lies and BULLSH!T!!! tell the woman you want your burgers too, find one who doesnt
care. I want a faithful man cause I dont cheat and i dont want him to either! GOD I HATE MEN MAKING EXCUSES TO
CHEAT! jack off! dont enter a relationship and lie! there are SOOOOO many ways NOT to cheat! theres NO EXCUSE!(btw
this applies to women too, cheating is wrong no matter what, im not trying to pick on men, however that biology
makes men cheat thing is what im huffing at and that applies to men)
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Sounds like someones been cheated on. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Icarus
03-08-2004, 02:15 PM
Yowza.
(to the bone, he did cut)
STEVE (stop shouting at meeeeeee!)
Gossamer_2701
03-08-2004, 03:17 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
there are
SOOOOO many ways NOT to cheat!
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
No.... there\'s only ONE way not
to cheat...... DON\'T DO IT!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
However... there are sooooo many ways TO cheat.... and I
don\'t buy that \'I\'m a male, so it\'s in my genes\' crap either. I have never.... ever cheated on any
committed relationship, no matter how tempted I may have been /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I admire you, for that.
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Woooo Hoooooo.... in your face space coyote... ummm... errr.... I mean Pancho
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
BTW has anyone seen Pancho lately..... maybe BBB\'s got him
duct-taped to the back of his Hog /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
belgareth
03-08-2004, 03:50 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
there are
SOOOOO many ways NOT to cheat!
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
No.... there\'s only ONE way not
to cheat...... DON\'T DO IT!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
However... there are sooooo many ways TO cheat.... and I
don\'t buy that \'I\'m a male, so it\'s in my genes\' crap either. I have never.... ever cheated on any
committed relationship, no matter how tempted I may have been /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I admire you, for that.
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
I believe apple is right, the majority don\'t feel the need to cheat.
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