View Full Version : Elana's Toe vs. Shaving cream bottle
tallmacky
02-23-2004, 01:49 PM
Elana, today had a terrible accident, she suffered a massive traumatizational blunt force to her big toe (oh I
sound all doctorish /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif). The evil shaving cream bottle fell on her
big toe while taking a beautiful XXX, hot E shower. We are praying for you girlfriend, you kick da\' man right in
his sorry a$$, uh huh, ain\'t takin\' dat crap from some white shaving cream bottle. Beat the hell out of that
shaving cream and make the shampoo bottle rape it \'til it screams with apologizes. In all seriousness I know that
sh*t had to hurt bad.
Show your support! <font color=\"purple\">
I support </font> <font
color=\"green\"> Elana\'s injured big toe </font> /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Any updates on the toe\'s progress E? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Sexyredhead
02-23-2004, 01:55 PM
Ohhhhhh, OWWWWWWWWWWWWW! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif That hurts so bad!
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I hope you have it propped up on pillows and someone is feeding
you cheesecakes in various flavors to ease your pain. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Icarus
02-23-2004, 01:56 PM
Let\'s gather on her lawn and sing to her.
Can ya hear us, Ms E?
Steve
Gossamer_2701
02-23-2004, 01:56 PM
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Get better soon, Elana /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
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Kick that can ... square in the nuts!!!
Me and Franki are cooking you up a big bowl of Chicken Noodle soup with Matza balls (soft like you
requested)!
Get well soon and hopefully you will learn how to type with your hands
Elana
02-23-2004, 02:03 PM
Frikken dorks! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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I love you guys, and my big toe loves you even more.
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Thanks....we will survive this.
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franki
02-23-2004, 02:08 PM
I am sure that when I kiss your toe it will get better. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Sexyredhead
02-23-2004, 02:08 PM
For future reference, get the little bottles of shaving cream. They\'re not so heavy and unwieldy for
klutzy people to handle. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Elana
02-23-2004, 02:09 PM
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I am sure that when I kiss your toe it will get
better. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
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If you don\'t mind a bit of blood on your lips, that would be lovely
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Elana
02-23-2004, 02:10 PM
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For future reference, get the little bottles of
shaving cream. They\'re not so heavy and unwieldy for klutzy people to handle.
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I am switching
to shower gel. Damn that cream! Damn it to hell! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
Sexyredhead
02-23-2004, 02:14 PM
I think you\'ll find that\'s the best decision. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Elana
02-23-2004, 02:16 PM
I am going to get through this. With the support of you all, I will get through this. <long sigh>
Gossamer_2701
02-23-2004, 02:24 PM
Didn\'t I see the \'Bloody Toe\' on the \'I\'m not even sure if this counts\' thread?
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I know Pancho
is trying to experiment with the \'Rear Admiral\' /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Elana
02-23-2004, 02:42 PM
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Didn\'t I see the \'Bloody Toe\' on the
\'I\'m not even sure if this counts\' thread?
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Where do you
think I got the idea? I am just not sure how to insert it into such a tiny opening, and I hope that the Koolaid and
whipped cream don\'t keep my toe from healing properly.
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I am going to get through this. With the support of
you all, I will get through this. <long sigh>
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Well, the
lady whom I just saw, named Elana, had perfectly working feet. She was one of the contestants in a bellydance
contest that I helped judge in Long Beach, last w.e. I know she wasn\'t OUR Elana, because she lost the contest.
Also, she couldn\'t have been OUR Elana, because she was cute, but not stunning.
My sympathies for yoru poor
toe, Maginificent One.
Love, K.
Elana
02-23-2004, 03:16 PM
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My sympathies for yoru poor toe, Maginificent
One.
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Thank you Kari. Hold my hand when this Advil wears off.
<long sigh>
Oh cheesecake boy....where are you? I am almost finished with this first cake.
If your boobs were not so big you would have seen that the bottle was headed right for your toe and moved your
foot. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Elana
02-23-2004, 04:31 PM
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If your boobs were not so big you would have seen
that the bottle was headed right for your toe and moved your foot.
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So now you
blame the boobs? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif Leave dem out of this. It was the can that jumped
down and attacked my big toe.
Pancho1188
02-23-2004, 05:01 PM
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If your boobs were not so big you would
have seen that the bottle was headed right for your toe and moved your foot.
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My pectorals
give me that same problem...bastards. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Mtnjim
02-23-2004, 05:07 PM
OSHA recommends steel toed fuzzy bunny slippers when around shaving cream.
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tallmacky
02-24-2004, 02:10 PM
2nd day progress? Is the big toe almost healed up? Did all of our praying help at all?
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Elana
02-24-2004, 02:20 PM
Someone was praying for something bad to happen because today when I woke up, it was gone. Just a bloody stump
remained. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
Sexyredhead
02-24-2004, 02:24 PM
But just think--no more cramped toes in super-stylish shoes!
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Elana
02-24-2004, 02:28 PM
I bet it was tounge who sent me those evil vibes. Damn him! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
tallmacky
02-24-2004, 02:31 PM
Tounge is one demonic guy eh? Don\'t leave anything that could be used as a dominatrix whip near
him...
Don\'t worry honey the bloody stump of a missing toe, matches the bloody stump of a missing
head....Ssshhh Elana don\'t have a head. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
gOOOOD LUCk
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Elana
02-24-2004, 02:33 PM
This is starting to remind me of a scene from Monty Pythons The Holy Grail. and in walks Pancho.......
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