Elana's Toe vs. Shaving cream bottle

[tallmacky]

Elana, today had a terrible accident, she suffered a massive traumatizational blunt force to her big toe (oh I

sound all doctorish /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif). The evil shaving cream bottle fell on her

big toe while taking a beautiful XXX, hot E shower. We are praying for you girlfriend, you kick da\' man right in

his sorry a$$, uh huh, ain\'t takin\' dat crap from some white shaving cream bottle. Beat the hell out of that

shaving cream and make the shampoo bottle rape it \'til it screams with apologizes. In all seriousness I know that

sh*t had to hurt bad.

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I support </font> <font

color=\"green\"> Elana\'s injured big toe </font> /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif



Any updates on the toe\'s progress E? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Sexyredhead]

Ohhhhhh, OWWWWWWWWWWWWW! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif That hurts so bad!

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I hope you have it propped up on pillows and someone is feeding

you cheesecakes in various flavors to ease your pain. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Icarus]

Let\'s gather on her lawn and sing to her.

Can ya hear us, Ms E?

Steve

[Gossamer_2701]

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Get better soon, Elana /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Kick that can ... square in the nuts!!!

[bjf]

Me and Franki are cooking you up a big bowl of Chicken Noodle soup with Matza balls (soft like you

requested)!

Get well soon and hopefully you will learn how to type with your hands

[Elana]

Frikken dorks! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I love you guys, and my big toe loves you even more.

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Thanks....we will survive this.

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[franki]

I am sure that when I kiss your toe it will get better. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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[Sexyredhead]

For future reference, get the little bottles of shaving cream. They\'re not so heavy and unwieldy for

klutzy people to handle. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Elana]

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I am sure that when I kiss your toe it will get

better. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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If you don\'t mind a bit of blood on your lips, that would be lovely

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[Elana]

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For future reference, get the little bottles of

shaving cream. They\'re not so heavy and unwieldy for klutzy people to handle.

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I am switching

to shower gel. Damn that cream! Damn it to hell! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[Sexyredhead]

I think you\'ll find that\'s the best decision. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Elana]

I am going to get through this. With the support of you all, I will get through this. &lt;long sigh&gt;

[Gossamer_2701]

Didn\'t I see the \'Bloody Toe\' on the \'I\'m not even sure if this counts\' thread?

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I know Pancho

is trying to experiment with the \'Rear Admiral\' /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[Elana]

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Didn\'t I see the \'Bloody Toe\' on the

\'I\'m not even sure if this counts\' thread?

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Where do you

think I got the idea? I am just not sure how to insert it into such a tiny opening, and I hope that the Koolaid and

whipped cream don\'t keep my toe from healing properly.

[Kari]

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I am going to get through this. With the support of

you all, I will get through this. &lt;long sigh&gt;

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Well, the

lady whom I just saw, named Elana, had perfectly working feet. She was one of the contestants in a bellydance

contest that I helped judge in Long Beach, last w.e. I know she wasn\'t OUR Elana, because she lost the contest.

Also, she couldn\'t have been OUR Elana, because she was cute, but not stunning.

My sympathies for yoru poor

toe, Maginificent One.

Love, K.

[Elana]

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My sympathies for yoru poor toe, Maginificent

One.


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Thank you Kari. Hold my hand when this Advil wears off.

&lt;long sigh&gt;

Oh cheesecake boy....where are you? I am almost finished with this first cake.

[OCP]

If your boobs were not so big you would have seen that the bottle was headed right for your toe and moved your

foot. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Elana]

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If your boobs were not so big you would have seen

that the bottle was headed right for your toe and moved your foot.

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So now you

blame the boobs? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif Leave dem out of this. It was the can that jumped

down and attacked my big toe.

[Pancho1188]

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If your boobs were not so big you would

have seen that the bottle was headed right for your toe and moved your foot.

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My pectorals

give me that same problem...bastards. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Mtnjim]

OSHA recommends steel toed fuzzy bunny slippers when around shaving cream.

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[tallmacky]

2nd day progress? Is the big toe almost healed up? Did all of our praying help at all?

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[Elana]

Someone was praying for something bad to happen because today when I woke up, it was gone. Just a bloody stump

remained. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Sexyredhead]

But just think--no more cramped toes in super-stylish shoes!

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[Elana]

I bet it was tounge who sent me those evil vibes. Damn him! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[tallmacky]

Tounge is one demonic guy eh? Don\'t leave anything that could be used as a dominatrix whip near

him...

Don\'t worry honey the bloody stump of a missing toe, matches the bloody stump of a missing

head....Ssshhh Elana don\'t have a head. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

gOOOOD LUCk

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[Elana]

This is starting to remind me of a scene from Monty Pythons The Holy Grail. and in walks Pancho.......

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