View Full Version : C'est moi.. From last year.
Icarus
02-22-2004, 08:53 AM
Goodness,
look at the hair. And the angry facial expression.
Also, my nose looks huge.
I\'m not
Roman.
Steve
P.S. Also note the weird angle the crappy TV in the background is at.
P.P.S.
I may get rid of this pic actually.
franki
02-22-2004, 08:54 AM
Why
were you angry?
Icarus
02-22-2004, 08:54 AM
I
don\'t remember. Perhaps I was trying to grow wrinkles. So I could buy beer.
Steve
Sexyredhead
02-22-2004, 09:40 AM
He\'s gorgeous. He\'s funny. And he\'s so good in bed that women simply fall asleep after.
But
unfortunately his name is Steve. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
Geez. There\'s gotta be
something out there better than this guy! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Icarus
02-22-2004, 09:45 AM
Call
me Malcolm.
Sexyredhead
02-22-2004, 09:49 AM
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Call me Malcolm.
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Nah. There must be something about you that\'s not perfect, and meager though it is, I have
latched onto your name. Otherwise I would pine for you endlessly and we\'d end up in a messy stalker situation.
I\'m really saving us both lots of pain and heartache. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Icarus
02-22-2004, 09:51 AM
A
restraining order is just another way of saying \'I love you\'
CptKipling
02-22-2004, 09:58 AM
I
think you should grow Wolverine side burns, that would help.
Icarus
02-22-2004, 10:00 AM
Help
me scare the children?
franki
02-22-2004, 10:01 AM
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He\'s gorgeous. He\'s funny. And he\'s so
good in bed that women simply fall asleep after.
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Maybe he is a small guy.. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif How tall are you Steve?
Icarus
02-22-2004, 10:02 AM
5 foot
11.
I missed out on the 6 foot thing. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
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Always the
bridesmaid.
Steve
Elana
02-22-2004, 10:06 AM
I would
pay you for sex
franki
02-22-2004, 10:07 AM
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CptKipling
02-22-2004, 10:07 AM
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Help me scare the children?
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You look a bit like
a friend of mine who grew them for a laugh, and the shadow on your face looks a bit like that.
franki
02-22-2004, 10:08 AM
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Icarus
02-22-2004, 10:08 AM
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I would pay you for sex
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And I would accept money for sex. Does that make me a whore?
Cheques
are ok, but cash is preferred.
Steve
Elana
02-22-2004, 10:09 AM
No, I
think she is taller. I am 5\'4\"
Even if Ssssssst had a personality like Tounge, I would still do him
franki
02-22-2004, 10:11 AM
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Icarus
02-22-2004, 10:11 AM
Accolades indeed. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
You\'ve not seen the \'phantom of the
opera\' style disfigurement on the other side of my face.
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Steve
Elana
02-22-2004, 10:14 AM
I have
never once said that I was 5\'5\"
I would even be willing to share Ssssssst with my friends, but I would need
a few weeks before I was ready to share. I am thrilled that only I have the key to the dungeon.
Note to the
ladies....he is into martial arts too....think body
Elana
02-22-2004, 10:17 AM
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You\'ve not seen the \'phantom of the
opera\' style disfigurement on the other side of my face.
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I am
really sorry about that. I shouldn\'t have burned you with that torch, but I couldn\'t believe you attempted to
drink from my glass.
Sexyredhead
02-22-2004, 10:18 AM
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I have never once said that I was 5\'5\"
I
would even be willing to share Ssssssst with my friends, but I would need a few weeks before I was ready to share. I
am thrilled that only I have the key to the dungeon.
Note to the ladies....he is into martial arts too....think
body
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I\'m 5\'4\". And if Elana was gonna treat, I would be
willing to share. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif I used to date a guy who was into martial arts.
That\'s all kinds of bonus points. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Elana
02-22-2004, 10:22 AM
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I have never once said that I was 5\'5\"
I would even be willing to
share Ssssssst with my friends, but I would need a few weeks before I was ready to share. I am thrilled that only I
have the key to the dungeon.
Note to the ladies....he is into martial arts too....think body
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I\'m 5\'4\". And if Elana was gonna treat, I would be willing to
share. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif I used to date a guy who was into martial arts. That\'s
all kinds of bonus points. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
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I never knew you were mini too. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I\'ll
share.....you have to bring the ice, bic pens and powdered sugar.
Icarus
02-22-2004, 10:22 AM
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I couldn\'t believe you attempted to drink from
my glass.
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I was thirsty. There\'s only so much cotten-wool
that a man can have stuffed into his mouth.
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That\'s all kinds of bonus points.
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I also like children and
enjoy shopping for soft furnishings.
Steve
Sexyredhead
02-22-2004, 10:28 AM
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I have never
once said that I was 5\'5\"
I would even be willing to share Ssssssst with my friends, but I would need a few
weeks before I was ready to share. I am thrilled that only I have the key to the dungeon.
Note to the
ladies....he is into martial arts too....think body
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I\'m
5\'4\". And if Elana was gonna treat, I would be willing to share.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif I used to date a guy who was into martial arts. That\'s all
kinds of bonus points. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
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I never knew you were mini too. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I\'ll
share.....you have to bring the ice, bic pens and powdered sugar.
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<sigh> If only I could have read Franki\'s part of the conversation, but apparently
he\'s playing \'Mission Impossible\' with his replies today.
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Yes, I\'m a mini too. All men are tall to me. lol Therefore
5\'11\" is the perfect height. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
What color ink? Do we get to
play connect the dots? That\'s my favorite game! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
franki
02-22-2004, 10:32 AM
What I
said was that you are 5ยด4\" and that Icarus has the perfect height for you.
No joke!! It\'s true. Ask Elana!
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Elana
02-22-2004, 10:35 AM
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What color ink?
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bring the whole set. We can play connect the dots after you play Tattoo parlor
Icarus
02-22-2004, 10:37 AM
A
flaming skull with a knife in it\'s teeth would rock.
I assume BBB would approve.
Steve
Sexyredhead
02-22-2004, 10:42 AM
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A flaming skull with a knife in it\'s teeth would
rock.
I assume BBB would approve.
Steve
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I\'m sure
he\'d approve, but with Elana and me you\'ll probably end up with flowers and bees and hot guys.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Then again, BB would probably approve of that too.
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Elana
02-22-2004, 10:43 AM
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but with Elana and me you\'ll probably end up with
flowers and bees and hot guys.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Speak for yourself Ms. Pretty pony,
Strawberry shortcake chick. The sculls would be more my style. Skulls with cheese squished into the eye holes.
Sexyredhead
02-22-2004, 10:45 AM
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but with Elana and me you\'ll probably end up with flowers and bees and hot
guys.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Speak for yourself Ms. Pretty pony, Strawberry shortcake
chick. The sculls would be more my style. Skulls with cheese squished into the eye holes.
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Maybe we can compromise and draw dead ponies and dolls with cheese
squished into their eye holes. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
02-22-2004, 10:46 AM
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but with
Elana and me you\'ll probably end up with flowers and bees and hot guys.
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class=\"post\"> Speak for yourself Ms. Pretty pony, Strawberry shortcake chick. The sculls would be more my style.
Skulls with cheese squished into the eye holes.
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Maybe we can
compromise and draw dead ponies and dolls with cheese squished into their eye holes.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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LOVING IT!!!!!
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Goodness, look at the hair. And the angry facial
expression.
Also, my nose looks huge.
I\'m not Roman.
Steve
P.S. Also note the weird angle the
crappy TV in the background is at.
P.P.S. I may get rid of this pic actually.
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Very sexy, very determined looking.
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5 foot 11.
I missed out on the 6 foot thing.
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Always the bridesmaid.
Steve
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Ever dress highland? SOOOOOO sexy! I once had a Manx boyfriend......
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I have never once said that I was 5\'5\"
I
would even be willing to share Ssssssst with my friends, but I would need a few weeks before I was ready to share. I
am thrilled that only I have the key to the dungeon.
Note to the ladies....he is into martial arts too....think
body
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Think nice, long, hard, Scots sgian dubh. (Steve can tell
you what that is).
Sexyredhead
02-22-2004, 07:59 PM
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I have never once said that I was 5\'5\"
I would even be willing to
share Ssssssst with my friends, but I would need a few weeks before I was ready to share. I am thrilled that only I
have the key to the dungeon.
Note to the ladies....he is into martial arts too....think body
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Think nice, long, hard, Scots sgian dubh. (Steve can tell you what that
is).
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I\'d rather he showed me.
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Elana
02-22-2004, 08:12 PM
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I have never
once said that I was 5\'5\"
I would even be willing to share Ssssssst with my friends, but I would need a few
weeks before I was ready to share. I am thrilled that only I have the key to the dungeon.
Note to the
ladies....he is into martial arts too....think body
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Think nice,
long, hard, Scots sgian dubh. (Steve can tell you what that is).
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I\'d rather he showed me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Me too!! Me too!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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I have never once said that I was 5\'5\"
I
would even be willing to share Ssssssst with my friends, but I would need a few weeks before I was ready to share. I
am thrilled that only I have the key to the dungeon.
Note to the ladies....he is into martial arts too....think
body
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Think nice, long, hard, Scots sgian dubh. (Steve can tell
you what that is).
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I\'d rather he showed me.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Me too!! Me
too!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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You heard the ladies, Steve! Show us your sgian dubh! Let\'s see the
tilt in your kilt!
Pancho1188
02-22-2004, 09:32 PM
I\'ll speak for BBB and say that he\'d like to see that, too.
As for myself, well, I\'ve already seen it
when we competed in The Chippendale Contest: Full Monty Edition. Unfortunately, I lost because he could
remove his thong with his pants still on and I couldn\'t...
As if she knew who we were, an unbelievably
gorgeous red head in the back row of judges shouted, \"Now give me a kebab!\" Needless to say, Ssssssst delivered
it right on the money...what form. I\'ll never forget that contest...
Icarus
02-22-2004, 11:50 PM
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(Steve can tell you what that is)
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It\'s a lil\' knife that you keep in your sock when you\'re wearing
a kilt.
Sorry if that\'s a bit disappointing.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
Steve
Pancho1188
02-22-2004, 11:54 PM
Yes, and when you stuck that food on the knife to create a makeshift kebab in 10 seconds for that red head in the
back row, it was phenomenal!!!
Icarus
02-22-2004, 11:55 PM
But I
wasn\'t wearing a kilt.....
Pancho1188
02-23-2004, 12:02 AM
You weren\'t??? Well, whatever happened, it was cool!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Apparently I was too drunk to remember the actual events.
Icarus
02-23-2004, 12:09 AM
I had
on a pair of Cowboy boots and a smile.
Sexyredhead
02-23-2004, 12:14 AM
I
admit, I was very impressed. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Did I ever tell you I like knives?
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(Steve can tell you what that is)
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It\'s a lil\' knife that you keep in your sock when you\'re wearing a kilt.
Sorry if
that\'s a bit disappointing.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
Steve
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It\'s not the size of the knife, it\'s the ability to spear with it.
CptKipling
02-23-2004, 12:19 PM
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(Steve can tell you what that is)
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It\'s a lil\' knife that you keep in your sock when you\'re wearing a kilt.
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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Icarus
02-23-2004, 12:37 PM
That
wasn\'t a joke. It really is.
Pronounced \"Skee-an doo\"
You can usually find me cutting bridesmaids
dress straps with it.
Steve
Sexyredhead
02-23-2004, 12:39 PM
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You can usually find me cutting bridesmaids dress
straps with it.
Steve
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Would it not be better used to cut
panties? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Icarus
02-23-2004, 12:40 PM
Somewhat invasive in a Wedding-situation.
Steve
Sexyredhead
02-23-2004, 12:42 PM
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Somewhat invasive in a Wedding-situation.
Steve
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But less visible and much more satisfying in the long run.
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That wasn\'t a joke. It really is.
Pronounced
\"Skee-an doo\"
You can usually find me cutting bridesmaids dress straps with it.
Steve
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I think it means \"black knife\", right Hot Scot?
CptKipling
02-23-2004, 02:01 PM
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That wasn\'t a joke. It really is.
Pronounced
\"Skee-an doo\"
You can usually find me cutting bridesmaids dress straps with it.
Steve
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No no it\'s not that, it was the innuendo riddled buildup and then the
deadpan translation. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
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