C'est moi.. From last year. [Archive] - Love-Scent Pheromones Forum

Icarus

02-22-2004, 08:53 AM

Goodness,

look at the hair. And the angry facial expression.

Also, my nose looks huge.

I\'m not

Roman.

Steve

P.S. Also note the weird angle the crappy TV in the background is at.

P.P.S.

I may get rid of this pic actually.

franki

02-22-2004, 08:54 AM

Why

were you angry?

Icarus

02-22-2004, 08:54 AM

I

don\'t remember. Perhaps I was trying to grow wrinkles. So I could buy beer.

Steve

Sexyredhead

02-22-2004, 09:40 AM

He\'s gorgeous. He\'s funny. And he\'s so good in bed that women simply fall asleep after.

But

unfortunately his name is Steve. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

Geez. There\'s gotta be

something out there better than this guy! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Icarus

02-22-2004, 09:45 AM

Call

me Malcolm.

Sexyredhead

02-22-2004, 09:49 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Call me Malcolm.

<hr /></blockquote>

Nah. There must be something about you that\'s not perfect, and meager though it is, I have

latched onto your name. Otherwise I would pine for you endlessly and we\'d end up in a messy stalker situation.

I\'m really saving us both lots of pain and heartache. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Icarus

02-22-2004, 09:51 AM

A

restraining order is just another way of saying \'I love you\'

CptKipling

02-22-2004, 09:58 AM

I

think you should grow Wolverine side burns, that would help.

Icarus

02-22-2004, 10:00 AM

Help

me scare the children?

franki

02-22-2004, 10:01 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
He\'s gorgeous. He\'s funny. And he\'s so

good in bed that women simply fall asleep after.

<hr /></blockquote>

Maybe he is a small guy.. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif How tall are you Steve?

Icarus

02-22-2004, 10:02 AM

5 foot

11.

I missed out on the 6 foot thing. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

Always the

bridesmaid.

Steve

Elana

02-22-2004, 10:06 AM

I would

pay you for sex

franki

02-22-2004, 10:07 AM

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CptKipling

02-22-2004, 10:07 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Help me scare the children?

<hr

/></blockquote>

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

You look a bit like

a friend of mine who grew them for a laugh, and the shadow on your face looks a bit like that.

franki

02-22-2004, 10:08 AM

Post deleted by franki

Icarus

02-22-2004, 10:08 AM

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I would pay you for sex

<hr

/></blockquote>

And I would accept money for sex. Does that make me a whore?

Cheques

are ok, but cash is preferred.

Steve

Elana

02-22-2004, 10:09 AM

No, I

think she is taller. I am 5\'4\"

Even if Ssssssst had a personality like Tounge, I would still do him

franki

02-22-2004, 10:11 AM

Post deleted by franki

Icarus

02-22-2004, 10:11 AM

Accolades indeed. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

You\'ve not seen the \'phantom of the

opera\' style disfigurement on the other side of my face.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Steve

Elana

02-22-2004, 10:14 AM

I have

never once said that I was 5\'5\"

I would even be willing to share Ssssssst with my friends, but I would need

a few weeks before I was ready to share. I am thrilled that only I have the key to the dungeon.

Note to the

ladies....he is into martial arts too....think body

Elana

02-22-2004, 10:17 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
You\'ve not seen the \'phantom of the

opera\' style disfigurement on the other side of my face.

<hr /></blockquote>

I am

really sorry about that. I shouldn\'t have burned you with that torch, but I couldn\'t believe you attempted to

drink from my glass.

Sexyredhead

02-22-2004, 10:18 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I have never once said that I was 5\'5\"

I

would even be willing to share Ssssssst with my friends, but I would need a few weeks before I was ready to share. I

am thrilled that only I have the key to the dungeon.

Note to the ladies....he is into martial arts too....think

body

<hr /></blockquote>

I\'m 5\'4\". And if Elana was gonna treat, I would be

willing to share. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif I used to date a guy who was into martial arts.

That\'s all kinds of bonus points. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Elana

02-22-2004, 10:22 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I have never once said that I was 5\'5\"

I would even be willing to

share Ssssssst with my friends, but I would need a few weeks before I was ready to share. I am thrilled that only I

have the key to the dungeon.

Note to the ladies....he is into martial arts too....think body

<hr

/></blockquote>

I\'m 5\'4\". And if Elana was gonna treat, I would be willing to

share. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif I used to date a guy who was into martial arts. That\'s

all kinds of bonus points. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

I never knew you were mini too. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I\'ll

share.....you have to bring the ice, bic pens and powdered sugar.

Icarus

02-22-2004, 10:22 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I couldn\'t believe you attempted to drink from

my glass.

<hr /></blockquote>

I was thirsty. There\'s only so much cotten-wool

that a man can have stuffed into his mouth.

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />

That\'s all kinds of bonus points.

<hr /></blockquote>

I also like children and

enjoy shopping for soft furnishings.

Steve

Sexyredhead

02-22-2004, 10:28 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I have never

once said that I was 5\'5\"

I would even be willing to share Ssssssst with my friends, but I would need a few

weeks before I was ready to share. I am thrilled that only I have the key to the dungeon.

Note to the

ladies....he is into martial arts too....think body

<hr /></blockquote>

I\'m

5\'4\". And if Elana was gonna treat, I would be willing to share.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif I used to date a guy who was into martial arts. That\'s all

kinds of bonus points. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

I never knew you were mini too. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I\'ll

share.....you have to bring the ice, bic pens and powdered sugar.

<hr /></blockquote>

<sigh> If only I could have read Franki\'s part of the conversation, but apparently

he\'s playing \'Mission Impossible\' with his replies today.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Yes, I\'m a mini too. All men are tall to me. lol Therefore

5\'11\" is the perfect height. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

What color ink? Do we get to

play connect the dots? That\'s my favorite game! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

franki

02-22-2004, 10:32 AM

What I

said was that you are 5´4\" and that Icarus has the perfect height for you.

No joke!! It\'s true. Ask Elana!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana

02-22-2004, 10:35 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
What color ink?

<hr /></blockquote>

bring the whole set. We can play connect the dots after you play Tattoo parlor

Icarus

02-22-2004, 10:37 AM

A

flaming skull with a knife in it\'s teeth would rock.

I assume BBB would approve.

Steve

Sexyredhead

02-22-2004, 10:42 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
A flaming skull with a knife in it\'s teeth would

rock.

I assume BBB would approve.

Steve

<hr /></blockquote>

I\'m sure

he\'d approve, but with Elana and me you\'ll probably end up with flowers and bees and hot guys.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Then again, BB would probably approve of that too.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Elana

02-22-2004, 10:43 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
but with Elana and me you\'ll probably end up with

flowers and bees and hot guys.

<hr /></blockquote> Speak for yourself Ms. Pretty pony,

Strawberry shortcake chick. The sculls would be more my style. Skulls with cheese squished into the eye holes.

Sexyredhead

02-22-2004, 10:45 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
but with Elana and me you\'ll probably end up with flowers and bees and hot

guys.

<hr /></blockquote> Speak for yourself Ms. Pretty pony, Strawberry shortcake

chick. The sculls would be more my style. Skulls with cheese squished into the eye holes.

<hr

/></blockquote>

Maybe we can compromise and draw dead ponies and dolls with cheese

squished into their eye holes. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana

02-22-2004, 10:46 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
but with

Elana and me you\'ll probably end up with flowers and bees and hot guys.

<hr /></blockquote> Speak for yourself Ms. Pretty pony, Strawberry shortcake chick. The sculls would be more my style.

Skulls with cheese squished into the eye holes.

<hr /></blockquote>

Maybe we can

compromise and draw dead ponies and dolls with cheese squished into their eye holes.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

LOVING IT!!!!!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Kari

02-22-2004, 07:44 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Goodness, look at the hair. And the angry facial

expression.

Also, my nose looks huge.

I\'m not Roman.

Steve

P.S. Also note the weird angle the

crappy TV in the background is at.

P.P.S. I may get rid of this pic actually.

<hr /></blockquote>

Very sexy, very determined looking.

Kari

02-22-2004, 07:46 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
5 foot 11.

I missed out on the 6 foot thing.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

Always the bridesmaid.

Steve

<hr /></blockquote>

Ever dress highland? SOOOOOO sexy! I once had a Manx boyfriend......

Kari

02-22-2004, 07:49 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I have never once said that I was 5\'5\"

I

would even be willing to share Ssssssst with my friends, but I would need a few weeks before I was ready to share. I

am thrilled that only I have the key to the dungeon.

Note to the ladies....he is into martial arts too....think

body

<hr /></blockquote>

Think nice, long, hard, Scots sgian dubh. (Steve can tell

you what that is).

Sexyredhead

02-22-2004, 07:59 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I have never once said that I was 5\'5\"

I would even be willing to

share Ssssssst with my friends, but I would need a few weeks before I was ready to share. I am thrilled that only I

have the key to the dungeon.

Note to the ladies....he is into martial arts too....think body

<hr

/></blockquote>

Think nice, long, hard, Scots sgian dubh. (Steve can tell you what that

is).

<hr /></blockquote>

I\'d rather he showed me.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana

02-22-2004, 08:12 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I have never

once said that I was 5\'5\"

I would even be willing to share Ssssssst with my friends, but I would need a few

weeks before I was ready to share. I am thrilled that only I have the key to the dungeon.

Note to the

ladies....he is into martial arts too....think body

<hr /></blockquote>

Think nice,

long, hard, Scots sgian dubh. (Steve can tell you what that is).

<hr /></blockquote>

I\'d rather he showed me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>

Me too!! Me too!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Kari

02-22-2004, 09:21 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr

/>
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
I have never once said that I was 5\'5\"

I

would even be willing to share Ssssssst with my friends, but I would need a few weeks before I was ready to share. I

am thrilled that only I have the key to the dungeon.

Note to the ladies....he is into martial arts too....think

body

<hr /></blockquote>

Think nice, long, hard, Scots sgian dubh. (Steve can tell

you what that is).

<hr /></blockquote>

I\'d rather he showed me.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

<hr /></blockquote>

Me too!! Me

too!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

<hr

/></blockquote>

You heard the ladies, Steve! Show us your sgian dubh! Let\'s see the

tilt in your kilt!

Pancho1188

02-22-2004, 09:32 PM

I\'ll speak for BBB and say that he\'d like to see that, too.

As for myself, well, I\'ve already seen it

when we competed in The Chippendale Contest: Full Monty Edition. Unfortunately, I lost because he could

remove his thong with his pants still on and I couldn\'t...

As if she knew who we were, an unbelievably

gorgeous red head in the back row of judges shouted, \"Now give me a kebab!\" Needless to say, Ssssssst delivered

it right on the money...what form. I\'ll never forget that contest...

Icarus

02-22-2004, 11:50 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
(Steve can tell you what that is)

<hr

/></blockquote>

It\'s a lil\' knife that you keep in your sock when you\'re wearing

a kilt.

Sorry if that\'s a bit disappointing.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

Steve

Pancho1188

02-22-2004, 11:54 PM

Yes, and when you stuck that food on the knife to create a makeshift kebab in 10 seconds for that red head in the

back row, it was phenomenal!!!

Icarus

02-22-2004, 11:55 PM

But I

wasn\'t wearing a kilt.....

Pancho1188

02-23-2004, 12:02 AM

You weren\'t??? Well, whatever happened, it was cool!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Apparently I was too drunk to remember the actual events.

Icarus

02-23-2004, 12:09 AM

I had

on a pair of Cowboy boots and a smile.

Sexyredhead

02-23-2004, 12:14 AM

I

admit, I was very impressed. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Did I ever tell you I like knives?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Kari

02-23-2004, 01:41 AM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
(Steve can tell you what that is)

<hr /></blockquote>

It\'s a lil\' knife that you keep in your sock when you\'re wearing a kilt.

Sorry if

that\'s a bit disappointing.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

Steve

<hr

/></blockquote>

It\'s not the size of the knife, it\'s the ability to spear with it.

CptKipling

02-23-2004, 12:19 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
(Steve can tell you what that is)

<hr /></blockquote>

It\'s a lil\' knife that you keep in your sock when you\'re wearing a kilt.

<hr

/></blockquote>

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Icarus

02-23-2004, 12:37 PM

That

wasn\'t a joke. It really is.

Pronounced \"Skee-an doo\"

You can usually find me cutting bridesmaids

dress straps with it.

Steve

Sexyredhead

02-23-2004, 12:39 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />

You can usually find me cutting bridesmaids dress

straps with it.

Steve

<hr /></blockquote>

Would it not be better used to cut

panties? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Icarus

02-23-2004, 12:40 PM

Somewhat invasive in a Wedding-situation.

Steve

Sexyredhead

02-23-2004, 12:42 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
Somewhat invasive in a Wedding-situation.

Steve

<hr /></blockquote>

But less visible and much more satisfying in the long run.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Kari

02-23-2004, 12:44 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
That wasn\'t a joke. It really is.

Pronounced

\"Skee-an doo\"

You can usually find me cutting bridesmaids dress straps with it.

Steve

<hr

/></blockquote>

I think it means \"black knife\", right Hot Scot?

CptKipling

02-23-2004, 02:01 PM

<blockquote>Quote:<hr />
That wasn\'t a joke. It really is.

Pronounced

\"Skee-an doo\"

You can usually find me cutting bridesmaids dress straps with it.

Steve

<hr

/></blockquote>

No no it\'s not that, it was the innuendo riddled buildup and then the

deadpan translation. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif