View Full Version : No bathing for a week
tallmacky
02-21-2004, 04:48 PM
I have read and
discovered some great past posts from Dr.Smellthis about what our society accepts as normal, which is not. Bathing
daily seems like a useless recreational sport. I will have my own trial and see if the pheromones produced during
this time are intoxicating and beloving to females. I will not bath for a week at all, as I believe in the power of
what Dr.Smellthis says.
On top of this I will
- When masturbating not clean up, due to potential -rone
-
Use excess armpit sweat to place on other parts of my body such as my face as I would with AE.
- Soap is evil I
will not touch this substance
- Not wash my hands after using the bathroom
- No toilet paper whatsoever, I
will go Roman style
- I will not be washing my clothes as to risk manipulation of my beuatiful -mones
- No
aritfical scents
- No water will touch my skin as to ruin my delicate animalistic -mone call to the wild!
- If
I do sneeze it will be in my own hands.
- Ear wax will not be picked
- I will jog for 5 minutes
periodically.
- Sweat from other moist areas such as the \"crack\" will be used as \"lube\".
I believe in
Dr.Smellthis! If anyone else wants to join me on my mission of purity feel free to reply to this post! Bjf are you
with me bro?
EXIT63
02-21-2004, 04:50 PM
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tallmacky
02-21-2004, 04:55 PM
Exit, join
me! There is a reason why this thread has 5 stars, it\'s because the -mone Gods are watching over me, telling me
to give them justice! Society has stripped you of your natural beautiful smell....who knows what this could have in
store for us! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Exit just a few days, and see how you like it
man.
Bottle
02-21-2004, 04:59 PM
I\'m sorry
man...
but I just cant handle the sticky itchy life that forms in my crack after a week.
I\'m gonna stick
to my daily showers thanks /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Yeah. Now
you\'re talking Macky!!! I can almost smell...I mean see the effects of you turning loose the ManBeast. After a
week the girls will be so wet for you they\'ll be slipping and sliding up to you in bars and on the street just
begging for some of your special love. Yeah, you go Dude!!!!
tallmacky
02-21-2004, 05:36 PM
That\'s
fine Bottle, to each his own, though you are missing out on one hell of an experience!
Ash, thanks bro your
support means a lot, and you know damn well how sexy funky is! Actually today I have not bathed and you know what
Dr.smellthis said about armpit sweat is true, it smells like sweet baby breath
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif. Gaagaa Googoo! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
How beautiful! I will try to lather some on in a bit and guage my response!
I plan on sending a special
someone some pamphlets of my odor....you up to it E?
I would also like to say I think it is a shame that so
few women have gotten to smell what a real man smells like, it is said. I am hoping more will join me! Any tips
greatly welcomed.
franki
02-21-2004, 07:07 PM
While you are
busy trying to smell like a man, I will be busy (trying) to get laid.
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Ok excuse my
ignorance but I am told that \"some\" Europeans (not all) don\'t shower as frequently as we do here in North
America.
So those who travel to Europe how do u find the members of the opposite sex? I know this is a loaded
question but what the hell.
Your courage has
inspired me Macky. That plus my shower being down for a couple of days has put me over the top on the idea. I\'m
going for the big STANK too. Sweet baby breath? Do ya think? I can see where that might go over big with the ladies.
Lets keep a log of events and post over the course of the week. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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I have read and discovered some great past posts
from Dr.Smellthis about what our society accepts as normal, which is not. Bathing daily seems like a useless
recreational sport. I will have my own trial and see if the pheromones produced during this time are intoxicating
and beloving to females. I will not bath for a week at all, as I believe in the power of what Dr.Smellthis
says.
On top of this I will
- When masturbating not clean up, due to potential -rone
- Use
excess armpit sweat to place on other parts of my body such as my face as I would with AE.
- Soap is evil I
will not touch this substance
- Not wash my hands after using the bathroom
- No toilet paper
whatsoever, I will go Roman style
- I will not be washing my clothes as to risk manipulation of my beuatiful
-mones
- No aritfical scents
- No water will touch my skin as to ruin my delicate animalistic -mone
call to the wild!
- If I do sneeze it will be in my own hands.
- Ear wax will not be picked
- I
will jog for 5 minutes periodically.
- Sweat from other moist areas such as the \"crack\" will be used as
\"lube\".
I believe in Dr.Smellthis! If anyone else wants to join me on my mission of purity feel free to
reply to this post! Bjf are you with me bro?
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TM, you
have a great sense of humor. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif That was one of the funniest posts
of all time.
In defense of DST, I\'ll say this... natural pheromone levels can get high enough to make a
difference. Two of the days of my life that left me grungier than I have ever been - a 15 hour car ride with no AC
and a 24-hour stay in the county jail with no where to even sit nor food or water - got me better pheromone
reactions the day after (no prison jokes please /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif) than I
have ever had from applying synthetics.
So there is a method to his madness.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Hilarious post though
Icarus
02-22-2004, 02:10 AM
I\'ve not
washed since \'82.
Steve
P.S. I\'m a hunka hunka burnin love.
EXIT63
02-22-2004, 05:23 AM
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Ok excuse my ignorance but I am told that
\"some\" Europeans (not all) don\'t shower as frequently as we do here in North America.
So those who travel to
Europe how do u find the members of the opposite sex? I know this is a loaded question but what the hell.
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I believe it\'s mostly the French that stink. (Why they\'re such world
renowned lovers). As far as I know the Dutch and Deutche bathe regularly. Though I\'ve heard the women have
hairy underarms. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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CptKipling
02-22-2004, 07:38 AM
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Ok excuse my ignorance but I am told that
\"some\" Europeans (not all) don\'t shower as frequently as we do here in North America.
So those who travel to
Europe how do u find the members of the opposite sex? I know this is a loaded question but what the hell.
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You sir, are a dweeb.
Excuse my ignorance but I am told that \"some\"
North Americans (not all) are quite naive and live under the assumption that everyone outside their country is
abnormal in some way.
indeed. north
americans all speak in such a funny accent /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
HornyMan
02-22-2004, 02:43 PM
The thought
of this is just disgusting. There\'s one thing trying to increase mone output, its another thing entirely to lack
hygiene at this expense.
Cum residue, [censored] residue, stinky BO. For god sakes take a damn shower and put on
MORE mones.
CptKipling
02-22-2004, 03:20 PM
He was
joking.
(or at least I hope he was /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif )
EXIT63
02-22-2004, 03:40 PM
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The thought of this is just disgusting. There\'s
one thing trying to increase mone output, its another thing entirely to lack hygiene at this expense.
Cum
residue, [censored] residue, stinky BO. For god sakes take a damn shower and put on MORE mones.
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Hey man! Don\'t tell us to bathe! Who are you? A shill for the soap
companies? Next you\'ll be telling us to lather, rinse, repeat.
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Elana
02-22-2004, 03:47 PM
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The thought of this is just disgusting. There\'s one thing trying to
increase mone output, its another thing entirely to lack hygiene at this expense.
Cum residue, [censored]
residue, stinky BO. For god sakes take a damn shower and put on MORE mones.
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class=\"post\">
Hey man! Don\'t tell us to bathe! Who are you? A shill for the soap companies? Next
you\'ll be telling us to lather, rinse, repeat. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Everybody has an agenda. Maybe he is afraid of the competition of
you sexy sweaty men.
DrSmellThis
02-22-2004, 03:49 PM
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...a bit exaggerated, but good humor tends to be that way! I had
a robust belly laugh on that one, believe me.
I, too, have come to believe in the power of DrSmellThis.
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He was joking.
(or at least I hope he was
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I don\'t
know how serious TM is but my bathroom is being remodeled so I figure why not. I\'m not just going \"all
natural\" though. Mones are involved. Lots of them. Last night it was 3, 6\" rolls of SOE just below each arm pit
with 3 drops of PI on the chest along with 3 drops of A-E and 3 WAGG on the top of the head. I haven\'t showered
in two days and today I repeated the same application which I plan on doing each day for the next 6 or 7 days.
Things are already getting interesting. Lots of smiles and good conversations at the market with one of the young
bag girls getting lost in her thoughts while she was sacking up my groceries. I definitely had a positive sexual
effect on her. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
tallmacky
02-22-2004, 04:22 PM
Come
Dr.Smellthis you know I marvel at your post, with gleaming eyes...and a low sigh of bliss...
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif I not only think you are onto something but I believe in the power
of a natural state. I am boycotting the bathroom altogether, it has taken away my masculine animalistic smell. For
all I know I could have been twice as strong if I got to smell my beautiful smell all the time. I have already
started the first phase and no one can stop me now. I have flashbacks of the days where we roamed through the earth
roaring like the mighty male warriors we once were.
Ash, thanks I know you are taking this seriously, and
the effects you are getting are going to increase exponentially, I got an idea for you buy a chasity belt for
yourself, you are going to need it with all those Ashoholics grabbing at your unwashed smegma induced male
entity!
Hornyman....come bro with a name like that, you know where it\'s at. I refuse to deny my bodily
fluids, washing them off, wiping them off is all part of denying one\'s own self. This is a form of societla
mentaldeconditionalinfluentialarthimaticundoingism . Besides I believe these natural scents once adjusted have a over
powering scent and allure. My semen is thus a part of me and I refuse to wipe it away, as a woman wouldn\'t give
up her baby.
It has only been a full day for me Ash, please keep us updated on your progress, I am glad to
see you are serious!
Anyone else who is ready to take the next step should also post, I think we could even
bottle some of natural stuff up and cut a deal with Bruce?
tallmacky
02-22-2004, 04:48 PM
Dr.Smellthis, I would like to get your opinion and if so your endorsement. I am ready to fly like a big happy pink
bird and soar into the new age of pheromone use. I think we can do this together hand in hand.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Grab a hold silly, and let\'s fly together soarrrrr!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif \"Here we are born to be kings of the whatever I forgot the
lyrics blah blah blah\" (highlander)
Ash, it is hard for me to avoid the bathroom also, though you are having
yours remodeled so you do not have a choice. I have chosen to disdain the bathroom, it\'s like when I walk in
society is taking away from me and sucking me dry to make me yet another product, it feels as if it is stripping me
nude and rubbing my special places. Yeah, it may be me \"taking a shower\" there, but society is suggesting me to.
I have some woods in the backyard, I have decided to release any excrement in a natural setting instead of the
bathroom. To be around the New England sap that drips and to acclimate my total pheromone signature. I am going fo
woodsy, jungle, warrior with gladiator booty funk.
The Romans didn\'t wipe themselves and they collected
gladiator\'s sweat. Do you want to be a commoner or a gladiator? It\'s your choice. You guys may laugh now, but
you just way 2 days from now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
DrSmellThis
02-22-2004, 05:00 PM
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Dr.Smellthis, I would like to get your opinion and
if so your endorsement. I am ready to fly like a big happy pink bird and soar into the new age of pheromone use. I
think we can do this together hand in hand. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Grab a hold silly, and
let\'s fly together soarrrrr! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif \"Here we are born to be kings of
the whatever I forgot the lyrics blah blah blah\" (highlander)
Ash, it is hard for me to avoid the bathroom
also, though you are having yours remodeled so you do not have a choice. I have chosen to disdain the bathroom,
it\'s like when I walk in society is taking away from me and sucking me dry to make me yet another product, it
feels as if it is stripping me nude and rubbing my special places. Yeah, it may be me \"taking a shower\" there,
but society is suggesting me to. I have some woods in the backyard, I have decided to release any excrement in a
natural setting instead of the bathroom. To be around the New England sap that drips and to acclimate my total
pheromone signature. I am going fo woodsy, jungle, warrior with gladiator booty funk.
The Romans didn\'t
wipe themselves and they collected gladiator\'s sweat. Do you want to be a commoner or a gladiator? It\'s your
choice. You guys may laugh now, but you just way 2 days from now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">I approvve!! Verily I approve!!! And when our
enemies* raise their swords to smite us, we, most male warriors, shall rejoin: \"I doodied in my pants!!\" Hither
and yonder shall they run, cowering and confused by our anal musk!
Let us boldly go forth together. Strike
while the winds favor us! Today is a great day, and I smell like the north end of a southbound mule! I trust that if
you are going west, you are smelling East, my compatriot! I feel the strength of a thousand men! Let the competition
to inhale our musky air begin!
(* And with friends like you, who needs enemas?)
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He was joking.
(or at least I hope he was
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif )
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I am not sure
if he is serious or not, but I hope not. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
tallmacky
02-22-2004, 05:32 PM
So yess foo
dee be a commoner sucka criminal thee oh dee, we bes gladiators of time. Now how is my old english/roman english. It
ain\'t no William Drakken but it works. Hells yeah.
Enema? Isn\'t that liquid stuff up the butt? You are a
riot! I get that all the time (not joking). /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I will report back
later, thanks for the endorsement! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Pancho1188
02-22-2004, 05:35 PM
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The Romans didn\'t wipe themselves and they
collected gladiator\'s sweat. Do you want to be a commoner or a gladiator?
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I want to be a Gladiator!!!
(Russel Crowe voice): Are you not entertained?!?!? Are you
not entertained?!?!?!
I hear what
you\'re saying TM. There ain\'t nothin like a good dump in the woods to get you reconnected to nature. I
can\'t do the Roman thing though. Not this trip anyway. I got my eye on that little Diamond of a bag girl at the
market now that I know she\'s eyeing on me. There\'s stank and then there\'s STANK. I think I\'m going for
something in between. Remember Macky, we\'re explorers carving out new trail. Be bold but cautious.
Renegade
02-23-2004, 07:28 AM
That\'s
just plain nasty. Not bathing will get you noticed, but not in a good way that\'s for sure. You better rethink
this one tallmacky! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
didn;t you
realise he\'s been joking all along renegade... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Icarus
02-23-2004, 12:17 PM
I wouldn\'t
count on it. He sent me a PM, and it made a lot of sense.
Basic theory to work with: Adding Mones is Pretty
decent, but letting your OWN natural signature (which will be naturally balanced - the way mother nature intended)
develop and become noticable is the method here. He was exaggerating as far as some of the stuff was concerned, but
the basic premise seems sound.
Think I\'ll still shower, though.
Steve
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I wouldn\'t count on it. He sent me a PM, and it
made a lot of sense.
Basic theory to work with: Adding Mones is Pretty decent, but letting your OWN natural
signature (which will be naturally balanced - the way mother nature intended) develop and become noticable is the
method here. He was exaggerating as far as some of the stuff was concerned, but the basic premise seems
sound.
Think I\'ll still shower, though.
Steve
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Ok, TM,
can we get the straight answer? What exactly are you are doing?
By being so
hygiene-concious we are definitely limiting our natural pheromones - which serve as powerful attractants.
Our
smell values are also altered as well.
I remember reading about Chris Tucker, the actor, who went to Africa
to promote a movie. He said when he got off the plane, the nation he was in one of the worst smells he had ever
experienced.
However, all of the natives there didn\'t notice it.
Same thing happens with those who
work at dumps or sewage plants. Eventually they get used to the smell and do not notice it.
Because we use
soap to wash ourselves in today\'s society, people just are not used to the human smell like they were in the
caveman days.
I think EOs would help with this alot though. Preventing bad smells as well as covering bad
smells.
Day three and the
STANK is on. Along with copious amounts of mones. No disasters to report yet. So far, so good! In fact maybe a
little too good. The conversations with various women I run into during the course of the day seem to be getting
longer and better. Had lunch with a woman I do a lot of remodel work for and the conversation started out by her
telling me she would never have an affair with anybody lest it destroy her marriage. I love fidelity but I was
wondering why the topic came up. Like what was on her mind.
I went to the market again today hoping that the
Diamond would be there. She was. We made eye contact and smiled at each other as I walked into the store. She came
over and bagged my food for me and.......walked out to the parking lot with me telling me that she had to collect
the shopping carts out in the lot. We had a nice chat as she walked with me to my truck. All the time I\'m talking
with her I\'m asking myself what the hell is going on. This girl is only 17. I\'m 50! What the F*** is happening
here. What is going on inside this chicks head that she\'s taking an interest in me. I\'m real confused about
things as I write this. Confused as in where is this thing going to go and do I really want it to go where my balls
want it to go and will I let my balls have their way or will good judgement prevail.
We\'ll see what tomorrow
brings. For now it\'s STANK ON!!!!!!
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Day three and the STANK is on. Along with copious
amounts of mones. No disasters to report yet. So far, so good! In fact maybe a little too good. The conversations
with various women I run into during the course of the day seem to be getting longer and better. Had lunch with a
woman I do a lot of remodel work for and the conversation started out by her telling me she would never have an
affair with anybody lest it destroy her marriage. I love fidelity but I was wondering why the topic came up. Like
what was on her mind.
I went to the market again today hoping that the Diamond would be there. She was. We made
eye contact and smiled at each other as I walked into the store. She came over and bagged my food for me
and.......walked out to the parking lot with me telling me that she had to collect the shopping carts out in the
lot. We had a nice chat as she walked with me to my truck. All the time I\'m talking with her I\'m asking myself
what the hell is going on. This girl is only 17. I\'m 50! What the F*** is happening here. What is going on inside
this chicks head that she\'s taking an interest in me. I\'m real confused about things as I write this. Confused
as in where is this thing going to go and do I really want it to go where my balls want it to go and will I let my
balls have their way or will good judgement prevail.
We\'ll see what tomorrow brings. For now it\'s STANK
ON!!!!!!
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17 and 50....do not go there....
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I know, I know!!!
It\'s driving me nuts though. She has the tightest, sweetest little ass you\'d ever want to see. It\'s been a
tortuous night for me. Probably for no reason. Realistically I can\'t actually see anything really happening.
I\'m probably just getting fog brained from my stench.
dcrew2000
02-23-2004, 10:48 PM
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I know, I know!!! It\'s driving me nuts though.
She has the tightest, sweetest little ass you\'d ever want to see. It\'s been a tortuous night for me. Probably
for no reason. Realistically I can\'t actually see anything really happening. I\'m probably just getting fog
brained from my stench.
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She might be your illegitimate daughter
from a past affair, get the support payment ready I can smell a sting
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Pancho1188
02-23-2004, 11:09 PM
Wait a few
months and go for it, man! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Sagacious1420
02-24-2004, 02:17 AM
What\'s goin\' on?...she\'s drunk and 17...need anyything else be said?
Rakesh
02-24-2004, 03:17 AM
Heh you know,
sometimes it\'s actually possible for people to develop friendship without molesting each other.
Teenage girls
often look for an older \"daddy\" as a good friend, but I\'ll be damned if that has to mean fluid exchange.
EXIT63
02-24-2004, 04:42 AM
She\'s lookin
for a father figure.
You dirty old bastard. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Sexyredhead
02-24-2004, 05:08 AM
I agree. A
lot of young girls treat older men like they would their dad, and a lot of older men consider it flirting.
But
it\'s not.
tallmacky
02-24-2004, 10:49 AM
Ash, great
to hear your results....I guess time will tell if they are a fluke eh?
As for me, this is the third day unto
pheromone God like status. Do I smell terrible? Well that is a matter of opinion. To those who have been stripped
bare by societies views would think I smelled like I took 3 dumps in a pool and decided to \"play\" with my feces,
splashing around about with the mushy brown as if a child? I make these remarks as you people could not even fathem
the millions of faint smells which I now exhibit and flourish. If you only had the knowlege of your primate urges,
you would haile me a beastily man.
So yes so far no bathing whatsoever, I have taken many excrement trips to
the woods and now have my own little spot covered with my man stains. The deer and monkey are quite beloved of that
spot, as even the animal kingdom have a little ol\' thing for the tallmacky -mones.
Ash, you would not
believe the results I have gotten, I have also refused to change my clothes, and people constantly make note of my
appearence....I apply synthetic mones such as AE (BUY YOUR AE) and the hits keep coming. Some squint their nose
too...I take it they are being over loaded with my pheromones and their only defense from falling into extasy is to
limit the amount they ingest nasally at once......By the way Ash have you used the moisture in your crotch region as
a way to wet your neck...I have and it is fantastic! Smells great. You guys are missing out on a lot, you have no
idea what it is like!
If anyone wants samples of my new scent I can scrape some off for you and FedEx it.
No one will stop me now! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
Pancho1188
02-24-2004, 11:17 AM
I am
officially scared of tallmacky...it must be the manly scent eminating from his body!!! I can\'t help but submit
to his dominating presence!!!
EXIT63
02-24-2004, 11:29 AM
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I am officially scared of tallmacky...it must be
the manly scent eminating from his body!!! I can\'t help but submit to his dominating presence!!!
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Hear that Bigbear. Time to knockoff the showering.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Rakesh
02-24-2004, 11:32 AM
I actually
noticed other users of the forum heavily influenced by the none they\'re wearing:)
tallmacky
02-24-2004, 04:12 PM
\"We Nasty
Boyz! We make our own rules!\" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
This is a testament to my
pheromone dedication, I will have another report tomorrow.
DrSmellThis
02-24-2004, 05:51 PM
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Ash, great to hear your results....I guess time
will tell if they are a fluke eh?
As for me, this is the third day unto pheromone God like status. Do I smell
terrible? Well that is a matter of opinion. To those who have been stripped bare by societies views would think I
smelled like I took 3 dumps in a pool and decided to \"play\" with my feces, splashing around about with the mushy
brown as if a child? I make these remarks as you people could not even fathem the millions of faint smells which I
now exhibit and flourish. If you only had the knowlege of your primate urges, you would haile me a beastily man.
So yes so far no bathing whatsoever, I have taken many excrement trips to the woods and now have my own little
spot covered with my man stains. The deer and monkey are quite beloved of that spot, as even the animal kingdom have
a little ol\' thing for the tallmacky -mones.
Ash, you would not believe the results I have gotten, I have also
refused to change my clothes, and people constantly make note of my appearence....I apply synthetic mones such as
AE (BUY YOUR AE) and the hits keep coming. Some squint their nose too...I take it they are being over loaded with my
pheromones and their only defense from falling into extasy is to limit the amount they ingest nasally at
once......By the way Ash have you used the moisture in your crotch region as a way to wet your neck...I have and it
is fantastic! Smells great. You guys are missing out on a lot, you have no idea what it is like!
If anyone
wants samples of my new scent I can scrape some off for you and FedEx it.
No one will stop me now!
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DrSmellThis
02-24-2004, 05:57 PM
Well,
I\'ve only bathed with water in this time, and exfoliated my skin, but that\'s nothing new for me. I have washed
my hair and face once. I wipe after using the bathroom. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif I have
a date tonight with someone new, and expect the usual positive reactions to my bouquet.
burgerama1960
02-24-2004, 06:00 PM
Not
using soap at all? The ass butter must be like peanut butter after awhile. Going to need to use a pressure washer to
get that ass spackle out the crack. So much for bj\'s huh.
tallmacky
02-24-2004, 06:15 PM
Dr.smellthis, don\'t you think that is a bit extreme. I know it was only water, but that could seriously harm
your beautiful aura...I will never do that again.....
tell me about the hot day, and tell here there is a more
smellier and crude guy out there who will go by the name Dr.Tallmacky, but I don\'t fool around, I just smell so
intoxicating that it will knock ya out into sweet passionate dreams of glory for which many could never
obtain.
Dr.Smellthis STOP WASHING YOURSELF...and NEVER wipe your bottom! Shiet foo!
homeless
02-24-2004, 06:51 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I have read and discovered some great past posts
from Dr.Smellthis about what our society accepts as normal, which is not. Bathing daily seems like a useless
recreational sport. I will have my own trial and see if the pheromones produced during this time are intoxicating
and beloving to females. I will not bath for a week at all, as I believe in the power of what Dr.Smellthis
says.
On top of this I will
- When masturbating not clean up, due to potential -rone
- Use excess armpit
sweat to place on other parts of my body such as my face as I would with AE.
- Soap is evil I will not touch this
substance
- Not wash my hands after using the bathroom
- No toilet paper whatsoever, I will go Roman
style
- I will not be washing my clothes as to risk manipulation of my beuatiful -mones
- No aritfical
scents
- No water will touch my skin as to ruin my delicate animalistic -mone call to the wild!
- If I do
sneeze it will be in my own hands.
- Ear wax will not be picked
- I will jog for 5 minutes periodically.
-
Sweat from other moist areas such as the \"crack\" will be used as \"lube\".
I believe in Dr.Smellthis! If
anyone else wants to join me on my mission of purity feel free to reply to this post! Bjf are you with me bro?
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Hey TallMacky,
Us homeless have been using this technique for
years. That\'s why there\'s so many of us, while all you homies (homies
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif = homeless lingo for people who live in homes) are busy
showering up, we homeless are busy fornicating in all the nasty back alleys, using our enhanced natural mones to
attract /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
We should go out and get some girls, meet me behind the
dumpster in back of your place if you\'re interested /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Well, I\'ve only bathed with water in this time,
and exfoliated my skin, but that\'s nothing new for me. I have washed my hair and face once. I wipe after using
the bathroom. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif I have a date tonight with someone new, and
expect the usual positive reactions to my bouquet.
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DST, you
have set me free. I no longer use soap or deoderant. The woen in the office are looking at me in a new way and my
wife is all over me. WOW! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Day 4. The STANK
is getting serious but an interesting blend of scents is beginning to form. Ripe SOE dominates. It\'s a sweet
beastly order. Many have scoffed at the good Dr. Think what you will but the dude is on to something. I\'m getting
tons of goodwill and friendly conversations with both men and women. Especially women. And younger women at that.
The Diamond is not the only teen that is being drawn to the STANK although she is showing the most forward signs of
being interested. Yesterday I mentioned to her that I was just up the street from the store where she works doing a
remodel on another building. To my big surprise she stopped in to see me today. She brought me a cookie. I think she
painted her jeans on. As we sat and talked I caught the occasional glimpse of a HUGE Camel Toe. She was not shy
about bending over either. But I was COOL. I don\'t know how, but I was. I\'m still dealing with the 17 year old
part but if this keeps up nature will no doubt do what nature does.
I\'m really wondering about the STANK
though. How far is too far? How much is too much. There has to be a breaking point which I don\'t want to reach
and ruin the possibility of at least a little fun. I\'m particularly worried about my crotch. I\'m thinking
about doing a no soap wash down there and then a nice mone cover scent. But what to use. Maybe a few drops of TE but
then again maybe some cops might be the thing. I read something about cops applied to that area being effective.
Anybody remember a post like that? Tomorrow should be interesting. The Diamond wanted to have lunch with me so I
told her I\' pick up some treats and she\'s going to meet me in the store lot on her break. A short drive to the
park and It\'s ShowTime! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Good to hear you\'re sticking
with it Macky! Day 3 is a tough one. I think I almost astral traveled last night in my sleep. Very vivid dreams. I
might have been trying to leave my body. You know, more stench than my subconscious could deal with. I\'m worried
about the Roman thing you\'re doing TM. Have you given any thought to a nice organic TP?
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Day 4. The STANK is getting serious but an
interesting blend of scents is beginning to form. Ripe SOE dominates. It\'s a sweet beastly order. Many have
scoffed at the good Dr. Think what you will but the dude is on to something. I\'m getting tons of goodwill and
friendly conversations with both men and women. Especially women. And younger women at that. The Diamond is not the
only teen that is being drawn to the STANK although she is showing the most forward signs of being interested.
Yesterday I mentioned to her that I was just up the street from the store where she works doing a remodel on another
building. To my big surprise she stopped in to see me today. She brought me a cookie. I think she painted her jeans
on. As we sat and talked I caught the occasional glimpse of a HUGE Camel Toe. She was not shy about bending over
either. But I was COOL. I don\'t know how, but I was. I\'m still dealing with the 17 year old part but if this
keeps up nature will no doubt do what nature does.
I\'m really wondering about the STANK though. How far is too
far? How much is too much. There has to be a breaking point which I don\'t want to reach and ruin the possibility
of at least a little fun. I\'m particularly worried about my crotch. I\'m thinking about doing a no soap wash
down there and then a nice mone cover scent. But what to use. Maybe a few drops of TE but then again maybe some cops
might be the thing. I read something about cops applied to that area being effective. Anybody remember a post like
that? Tomorrow should be interesting. The Diamond wanted to have lunch with me so I told her I\' pick up some
treats and she\'s going to meet me in the store lot on her break. A short drive to the park and It\'s ShowTime!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Good to hear you\'re sticking with it Macky! Day 3 is a tough
one. I think I almost astral traveled last night in my sleep. Very vivid dreams. I might have been trying to leave
my body. You know, more stench than my subconscious could deal with. I\'m worried about the Roman thing you\'re
doing TM. Have you given any thought to a nice organic TP?
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I
do not have the guts you guys have, but I have been a week w/o soap or deordeant for a week and the recepianist look
at me today and asked me what cologne I was wearing......boggle...I did not have cologne on, but I told her it was
something bullsh*t . She asked me for a drink after work. I am 45 and she is a HOT 23. Damn, I think she want me
to lay her....what do youguys think...? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
DrSmellThis
02-24-2004, 09:14 PM
Maybe
you\'re right, Tallmacky. Maybe you\'re right... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
DrSmellThis
02-24-2004, 10:19 PM
Of course
I\'m on to something! when am I not?? ...Oh, sorry, that\'s ON something...
Elana
02-25-2004, 05:30 AM
I just want to
know if anybody is taking Tallmacky up on his offer. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
If anyone wants samples of my new scent I can
scrape some off for you and FedEx it.
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</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I\'m still dealing with the 17 year old part but
if this keeps up nature will no doubt do what nature does.
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class=\"post\">
If nature does take its course, keep it to yourself so Bruce doesn\'t have to deal with
testifying at your statutory rape trial or doesn\'t have any legal suits from the parents who say he should have
seen it coming and alerted authorities.
I\'m not saying this to mock you or anything, I just wouldn\'t
want it on my forum if I was running a business, out of fear ofliability issues.
franki
02-25-2004, 08:39 AM
I don\'t know
if it is a good idea, but the official age of consent in Washington State is
16..
http://www.ageofconsent.com/washington.htm (\"http://www.ageofconsent.com/washington.htm\")
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I don\'t know if it is a good idea, but the age
of consent in Washington State is 16, so that shouldn\'t be a
problem..
http://www.ageofconsent.com/washington.htm (\"http://www.ageofconsent.com/washington.htm\")
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Wow Franki. You are good. Do you keep that website handy for
your excursions to the US?
Well, I guess there wouldn\'t be any legal issues, as long as Ash doesn\'t take
her on vacaction.
I have already
obtained the desired results I wanted from pheromones. At most I will not apply any deoderent and spray some heat
into my pits, but thats as far as I will go. I need to shower daily.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I have already obtained the desired results I
wanted from pheromones. At most I will not apply any deoderent and spray some heat into my pits, but thats as far
as I will go. I need to shower daily.
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Can someone tell me why
deo is bad for pheromones? I can see why anti-perspirant is, but not deoderant since it does not stop sweating.
DrSmellThis
02-25-2004, 03:20 PM
...because
deodorant kills ALL friendly bacteria, opening up conquered territory for the most opportunistic nasty microbes; and
screwing with the ability of your skin bacteria to make a balanced assortment of pheros from raw materials (e.g.,
A1, -dienol, DHEA-s).
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
...because deodorant kills ALL friendly bacteria,
opening up conquered territory for the most opportunistic nasty microbes; and screwing with the ability of your skin
bacteria to make a balanced assortment of pheros from raw materials (e.g., A1, -dienol, DHEA-s).
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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Okay, so then won\'t backteia killing Eos, i.e. some
lavender or
sandalwood in the pits, do the same?
DrSmellThis
02-25-2004, 05:46 PM
The
sandalwood will control bacteria, inhibit some strains, allow others, but won\'t wipe everything out. It\'s more
a happy medium. I really like what it does to my bacteria.
Lavender or citrus in the pits would not be
recommended, especially for men. Base notes are preferable.
How do you tell exactly what works best for bacteria
profiles? Experiment, and it will soon be obvious what works for you.
tallmacky
02-25-2004, 05:51 PM
Hey doc,
great job atleast you got all doctor on his ass. No one f*cks with the m**herfuc*kin\' doc biatch!, as I didn\'t
feel like letting out all of my advanced knowledge.../ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Doc
you are right again, and I have to wonder, do you some of you people here hate innocent children? Do you want to
harm the children of the world? Then why apply these evil societally manipulated products on yourself and the all of
the world\'s children? We should smell like the fluids we produce. A person smelling like cologne I find
revolting, instead she should smell like week old feces, semen, urine, sweat, ass, smegma, period juice, and all of
our other wonderful scents given to us by nature. We could all be 10x sexier, taller, stronger like the past were we
ate a animals raw ass and then we crapped on it and ate it again!
bjf, I would not wash a child in
rubbing alcohol, then why soap? If I had a child, I would tell him to never wash his \"no no\" place, heck with
all that available smegma he could have cheese and crackers every night. That was a joke, but I am sure he could
apply the smegma from his penis to behind his ears to make the girls get all butterflies in the stomach. Not a
joke.
So far I am AMAZED by the responses I have gotten. I do use pheromones from love-scent like AE/TE and
such, they only increase things 10 fold.
Ash I hope to hear your update. Balls deep brother.
Learn
something about the mythical power of Smegma, by the way the pictures contain scientific nudity....and great
smegma!
http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm (\"http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm\")
bundyburger
02-25-2004, 06:26 PM
Why, oh
why did I click on that link? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
DrSmellThis
02-25-2004, 07:07 PM
...because
your lower self is desperate to return to Eden, wherein your cheese may mix with the goddess tomato sauce, in the
divine oven of Mother Nature\'s pizza!
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I nominate Tallmacky for the \"funniest posts in the
history of L-S\"! I almost, almost lost my lunch with that last post -- which is a cryin\' shame, since I lost an
opportunity for my Divine technicolor breath to be solidified as a momument, a vegetable sculpture if you will, for
the phero gods! F*ck!
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Pancho1188
02-25-2004, 09:46 PM
Oh...my...God...
Ash and Franki should never say I go overboard again...because I bow down to the master. Mr.
Tallmacky---or should I say Master Tallmacky---I only dream of going that far and stretching the limits to your
extent. One day, when people realize your prowess, I timidly request that I may have my picture taken with you and
autographed to put up on my wall...I will tell my children about you.
Pancho
\"I award you no points, and
may God have mercy on your soul.\"
DrSmellThis
02-25-2004, 10:04 PM
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tallmacky
02-28-2004, 04:10 PM
It has been
exactly a week.
The results? Simply amazing, stunning, unbelievable!
.....but wow, I do need a
shower....bad.
Ash what happen with you man?
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
It has been exactly a week.
The results? Simply
amazing, stunning, unbelievable!
.....but wow, I do need a shower....bad.
Ash what happen with you man?
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How do you know if it was the smegma or the wheel?
DrSmellThis
02-28-2004, 04:16 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
The results? Simply amazing, stunning,
unbelievable!
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Do regail us!
I find that the biggest reason
I need soap showers are due to buildup OD\'s from mones, not my actual body stank. I can only get away with a dab
or 2 of Edge per day, as well as minimizing the others, if I want to avoid soap. Still the hot water showers help
quite a bit even with that.
I say try some hot water and exfoliation with a scrubber of some kind, followed
by a cool rinse, then go for more!!!!!!!!!!!!
DST, you are one
post away from turning 2000. Make it special!!! (please do not reply to this)
Come up with some new huge
theory or something.
One that hasn\'t been revealed.
Holmes
02-28-2004, 04:29 PM
No time for
theories. Right now Doc is partying like it\'s 1999. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
Holmes
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
No time for theories. Right now Doc is partying
like it\'s 1999. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
Holmes
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tallmacky
02-28-2004, 04:55 PM
Doc, thank
you for your unyielding love and support.
I have yet to shower, I think it is my old societal safe
masturbating with my new self. Not masturbating, I mean debating, man these over build up of my natural scent have
turned me into an alpha go get the punany type of guy....I feel that the warm water is not better than position, but
maybe I should, as I have gone roman style and no I haven\'t killed jesus, but I have not wiped my ass, not sure
which one is more of a \"sin\", with peoples \"clean freak\" mentalities of
today?/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
...and Doc what the hell is \"Regail\", sh*t, do I
need to bookmark Dictionary.com for myself...I am guess it means tell us in a proud mighty voice way?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Doc, I just have to say that many have laughed at your battle
against aritifical smells, but I must agree that you are right, and an excellent lifestyle. To all the disbelievers,
get your stank on. Anyone who laughs at me or thinks we are fools you have no idea the amount of raw sexuality that
this envelopes.
I will tell my experiences after I hear from Ash, I\'m sure his were
mesmerizing.
--------
Holmes too funny man. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
It has been exactly a week.
The results? Simply
amazing, stunning, unbelievable!
.....but wow, I do need a shower....bad.
Ash what happen with you man?
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I\'ve been busy STANKIN and sexin up the Diamond. Lots to
report.
First the \"sad, mad, sad\" icon post was cuz the D didn\'t show for our lunch and sex at the park
date. This gave me cause for concern and a little paranoia. Had she come to her senses? Had I reached the limit and
breaking point of STANK with her? I wasn\'t going to chase her down to find out. That would not have been COOL and
COOL is a very cool side effect of STANK. The following day she showed up at my job. This time with two cookies!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif And...that
wonderful Camel Toe which I\'ve grown so fond of. She was all apologies and ....lust! That was the reason for the
\"happy, shocking, happy\" icon post. I didn\'t have time to post anything beyond that cuz sex was on my mind
and another date had been set up.
Meanwhile my STANK had grown. By Friday it was ALL POWERFUL !!!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif A weeks worth of SOE and PI buildup along with my own BO had
created a musky, rutting beast odor that\'s really beyond description except to say that it had a profound effect
on the D. When she was apologizing to me for the no-show I offered her a comfort hug to let her know everything was
cool. I could actually feel her begin to tremble and weaken as she buried her head in my chest. Two deep breaths of
my STANK was all it took before I could feel her using my body to hold herself up. I could have taken her on the
spot. Right there next to the table saw. But I was COOL. Realizing the effect I was having on her I decided to take
it to the max. I wanted to make her ache for me. I wanted to make her want and need me and the STANK like she
wanted and needed her next breath. The STANK can be cruel but it is really a kindness in the long run. That was my
STANK thinking anyway. And I was right !!! When we got together later that evening the build up of raw sexuality
between us was like hot liquid TNT. It was hard for me standing with her next to the table saw though. Those sweet
young lips. That prefect tight ass....not to mention that incredible jean eating Camel Toe.
That\'s all I can
do for now. I got another date with the D /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif. More later.
Sacogoo
02-28-2004, 06:53 PM
Hmmm. I was
using the excuse of being environmentally conscience as to why I was going 5 days on average without showering. I
also was wearing the same clothes (socks, underwear, et al.) during these periods. I was also working out 2 hours a
day pretty hard, and jogging in the morning.
I figured that it would be a hepcat cool daddy thing with all the
ELF/Greenpeace chicks, substantially lower my utility bill at the same time, and have myself surrounded by such a
magnanimous naturalistic pheromone aura that I would be considered irresistible to any female within a three block
radius. Funny thing though, and contrary to my original thinking, there ain\'t that many tree hugging, spotted
owl loving nympho\'s as one would think that there would be out there, and I found that I was becoming rather
repugnant, even to my own nose. Hell, a splash of Primal was an olafactory upgrade to the fetid, stinking mass of
odiferous putresence that was my personage by the fifth day. When you start to offend even yourself, it\'s
probably time to take a shower.
However, as a side note, there was the time that I went 30 days without a
shower stuck out in the middle of the Mojave desert with nothing but the same, single damp cloth to wipe my delicate
areas with each morning. Now, that was a stink of such grostesque pungenacity (don\'t worry, I have an English
degree, so it\'s like I have a license to make up words) that no mere words can describe how foul a living human
can possibly reek. Sex anyone? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
bigdog
02-28-2004, 06:55 PM
With those
awesome results I\'m think of stanking it up this week too. I wonder if working out at my health club will
intensify and magnify my raw animal stench!
By the way how are your testes and all looking.Pretty dry,etc.
Please don\'t get too graphical!
Sacogoo
02-28-2004, 06:55 PM
Cpt writes:
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
live under the assumption that everyone outside
their country is abnormal in some way
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
They aren\'t?
franki
02-29-2004, 02:52 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Cpt writes:
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
live under the assumption that everyone outside their country is abnormal in
some way
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
They aren\'t?
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Depends on your point of view.. Outside of your country we think it is the other way around..
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Pancho1188
02-29-2004, 11:14 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Cpt writes:
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr
/>
live under the assumption that everyone outside their country is abnormal in some way
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
They aren\'t?
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Depends on your point of view.. Outside of your country we think it is the other way around..
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I think we\'re
all nuts. I\'m an equal-opportunity critic. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Holmes
02-29-2004, 11:18 AM
A couple are
fruits. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Holmes
apple
02-29-2004, 01:59 PM
not using soap
to clean is one thing... but rinsing should be required :P
also clean your asses people, at the VERY LEAST!
underwear streaks is the biggest turn off ever...
sorry im just sorta grossed out by the not wiping the ass
comments ive seen. i under stand the experimenting with natural mones and not bathing etc... but come on, [censored]
is never sexy! *wishes for a vomit emote right now*
It was pretty
intense when we finally got together on Friday night. She didn\'t have much time cuz of some family thing she had
to do with her Mom but she said she wanted to spend some time with me. Ah, okay. We met at the park and I got into
her car. Bigger back seat. Not enough time to get her out to my place which is what I wanted but all things
considered, especially the 17 year old part, probably a good idea. We drove to the State Park just a few miles down
the road and quickly got in the back seat.
Thursday morning, in anticipation of our getting together later that
day which, as you know, didn\'t happen, I put a few drops of cops and one drop of PI on my tingly parts. I
repeated same on Friday morning just in case. The STANK was GLORIOUS!!! The lighting wasn\'t all that good in the
woods and the back seat but when she got down there I actually think I saw her eyes roll up inside her head. It was
FINE!!! It was just FINE!!! But mystifying to me at the same time. How did this young girl acquire the knowledge to
be able to give soooo much pleasure? How? What is up with this chick anyway? No tats. No piercings. I didn\'t
ponder the questions I had for long. I just indulged myself in her. It was FINE!!!! Just FINE!!!! And very sweet
too. We left the world together for a little over an hour. It ended with us both wanting more. She wanted to sneak
out and meet with me later that nigh but I was done in and told her we\'d have to hook up on Saturday. She said
that was great and I should come over to her house cuz her Mom would be out for the night. It sounded like a very
bad idea but I lost my COOL and agreed. One should always trust one\'s instincts.
Saturday morning the STANK
was foul!! Beyond comprehension. Beyond STANK. What with the mixing of sex from the night before the STANK had taken
a quantum jump. What to do. My STANK thinking made me go for it. A couple more drops of cops on my tingly parts, one
more PI and..... two D\'s of WAGG just in case. I was good to go. We met at the park again and then off to her
house. I still had a bad feeling about going over there but when I got in her car she had SEX written all over her.
It was like a neon sign and I wasn\'t going to do battle. The STANK was pulling me out in some giant sex rip tide.
Sometimes ya just got to go with the flow. Plus I was very curious about her living situation.
When we pulled
into her driveway things started to make sense. Trash everywhere. A couple of old tires too. Dog crap. A dirty
diaper. I could hear a dog barking out back. He didn\'t sound friendly. We got inside the house. It was trashed
from one end to the other. A weeks worth of dishes in the sink. As soon as the door closed she was all over me. My
pants were unzipped within seconds and she started to go to work. It was fine. But not FINE. I was stunned by it
all. My pants are down at my knees. She\'s on her knees. I\'m looking at her and then I\'m looking at how she
lives. There\'s a STANK coming from the sink that\'s way beyond my STANK. Is that possible?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif There\'s a pile of crap next to the couch. It is possible.
Where am I? What pit of hell did I fall into? Oh the humanity. The Horror...the Hoorrroor....But I was COOL. The
STANK had taken me over the edge. I was drifting in a sea of STANK.
I won\'t go into details except to write
that the sex got about as filthy as the house. Not dirty mind you. FILTHY!! It was wonderful!! It truly STANK !!!
After about two hours or so things started heading south. She wanted me to do her in her Mom\'s bed (what\'s up
with that?), so that\'s where we were when her Mom came home. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Oh the
humanity.
Icarus
02-29-2004, 04:09 PM
Bow down and
kneel, mortals.
Apple. I\'m sure
I speak for all who indulge in the STANK and share our experiences here on the Forum. The STANK is most offensive to
be sure. Only the bold and the truly brave dare experiment in STANK. It is NOT for the faint or light hearted. I
understand your concerns and ecco them. Please be assured that at no time has my pooper shoot been involved in the
STANK. He is my good friend and I maintain him well. As my Mother used to tell me when I was very short. \"Take
care of your pooper and it will take care of you\". I took her words to heart early on and they have server me
well. As has my pooper /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif. I hope this brief note puts your concerns
to rest. At least for my part.
tallmacky
02-29-2004, 04:17 PM
As Steve put
it. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Ash, you are truly an inspiration to anyone who uses their
natural scents to attract the ladies. You are a modern day Pheromone legend. I can only hope that you will share
with us more, the story was incredible.
As for the ladies, does this not turn you on? Could you resist Ash\'s
scent of desire? I doubt it. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Apple, this is a man that women
love, regardless of skid marks in the briefs.
krtel
02-29-2004, 04:55 PM
Sorry guys, but
this idea sounds like a really bad idea to me. If you want pheromones, just wear the LS ones.
Krish
apple
02-29-2004, 05:17 PM
oh man this is
so nasty! *barf icon needed many times here*
only a girl who lived in a house of trash and was trashy like that
would be able to handle a stink so stinky bad! *barf barf barf* i like clean cocks attached to clean bodies! not
saying you have to shower obsessivly or soap all parts all the time... just not DIRTY where you can scrape at skin
with nails and have an inch of gross stuff under your nail from off the surface of skin
ugh im gonna go hurl my
dinner now
tallmacky
02-29-2004, 05:19 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Sorry guys, but this idea sounds like a really bad
idea to me. If you want pheromones, just wear the LS ones.
Krish
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
I thought this type of bigotry died out years ago.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
krtel
02-29-2004, 05:43 PM
This isn\'t
bigotry - it\'s my 2 cents. You won\'t get very far with this idea. In fact, I see this to be a detrimental
thing. Hygeine is like an unwritten requirement that women have for guys. It is advice - you can take it or leave
it.
Krish
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
oh man this is so nasty! *barf icon needed many
times here*
only a girl who lived in a house of trash and was trashy like that would be able to handle a stink so
stinky bad! *barf barf barf* i like clean cocks attached to clean bodies! not saying you have to shower obsessivly
or soap all parts all the time... just not DIRTY where you can scrape at skin with nails and have an inch of gross
stuff under your nail from off the surface of skin
ugh im gonna go hurl my dinner now
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Apple. \"just not DIRTY where you can scrape at skin with nails and have
an inch of gross stuff under your nail\". You write about the STANK as though you had an intimacy and a knowledge
that could only have been gained by personal experience with it. Oh, be still my heart. Could it be true? Have you?
Do you know the STANK? Personally?
apple
02-29-2004, 07:52 PM
i know someone
who had the stank who didnt have the stank when i started dating them... the stank made me run like nothing before
it! the horror of it all... what are men thinking? just SHOWER! jump in some kind of clean water!!! or expect some
more stank in the form of a coat of vomit :P
Oh. OK
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
tallmacky
02-29-2004, 08:38 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Oh. OK
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Apple........you hurt Ash\'s tender feelings.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
apple
02-29-2004, 09:12 PM
why? cause i
wasnt the stanky one? and i ran from a stanky person? hey everyone has different taste, mine just prefers
non-stankers. if he finds a hot amazing woman who loves him and his stank more power to him, but me, ill never be a
stank groupie
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
why? cause i wasnt the stanky one? and i ran from a
stanky person? hey everyone has different taste, mine just prefers non-stankers. if he finds a hot amazing woman who
loves him and his stank more power to him, but me, ill never be a stank groupie
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
Icarus
03-01-2004, 12:52 AM
Only cuz she
hasn\'t smelled your smell, Ash.
(remember folks: all natural pheromone signature. Your
signature reflects your genetic makeup, and a women is more attracted naturally to a man whose genetics compliment
{fill in the parts she is missing} in the thought that the offspring shall be healthier.)
Let nature\'s
goodness abound.
Steve
P.S. Me? I already have a girlfriend, so I\'m gonna go have a shower.
tallmacky
03-01-2004, 04:33 PM
Hey Ash,
pick your head up, you\'re a champion. Us nasty boyz stick together, we make smegma so foul they can\'t detect
it, we make armpit sweat so sweet they all want to drink it....Nasty boyz run this game!
Our brother in stank,
Dr.Smellthis has pm\'ed me, and given us kind words of encouragement, he has decided to save post 2,000 for
something more stankmemorable.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Re: Hunks of
Festering Love
From: DrSmellThis
Unfortunately, I cannot post in the STANK thread, or any other thread at
this time, as I am saving my 2000th post for something truly monumental, by you guys\' suggestion. But I wanted to
lend my support.
Ash should not be sad, but should give compassion to his L-S sister instead. Apple\'s post
was so moving, I can smell the pungent, musky emotion of the moment vaporizing off myself in waves of convection.
Poor, deprived Apple! God as my witness, she lost her STANK VIRGINITY in an unpleasant way! So now she mistakes inch
thick layers of gooey, putrid, discolored, dead skin under her fingernals for heaps of lovin\' man STANK. This
touches me with sadness, since proper STANK, assisted by a loofah, keeps one\'s skin smooth and healthy like a
baby\'s butt; a butt of perfect, exemplary health, which joyfully sits in it\'s own piss and excrement most of
the day, as nature would have it! So someone needs to give this fine, STANK THIRSTY young woman reassurance. I bet
her SO would like to log in and join the dialogue. Nothing proves your devotion quite like a healthy STANK.
(Maybe you could paste this in the thread as a good deed.)
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
sniff
sniff
*standing ovation*
tallmacky
03-01-2004, 04:39 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
This isn\'t bigotry - it\'s my 2 cents. You
won\'t get very far with this idea. In fact, I see this to be a detrimental thing. Hygeine is like an unwritten
requirement that women have for guys. It is advice - you can take it or leave it.
Krish
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Krtel, we do apply l-scent -mones, heck our pheromone and natural
scent is increased dramatically with the pheromones here...I apply them religiously baby, but nothing can replace
the human scent, but pheromones are very powerful tools to go along with this.
Bigotry? Maybe a bit too
strong, but I find your words soaked in anti-stank sentiment....Are you an Anti-stankian? Or should I say Anti-Human
(which is never mentioned of Humans)? I also find this alarming and thought this type of thinking and cruelity died
out with the \"bath every day\" ages.....This will be overcomed, you cannot stop us now, we will march in the
millions.
......one day you may not shower either. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
tallmacky
03-01-2004, 04:41 PM
Thanks BJF I
find this emotionally and uplifting also, to say I didn\'t cry would be a bold face lie, my machismo is weakened
when I see a fellow Stankian fighting Anti-Stankian mentality! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Thanks BJF I find this emotionally and uplifting
also, to say I didn\'t cry would be a bold face lie, my machismo is weakened when I see a fellow Stankian fighting
Anti-Stankian mentality! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
LOL. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
On a serious note, I think your humor is taking away from this
whole thing, if you are for real. I suspect Ash is really doing all of this, and is just following your lead in the
humor department, but who the hell knows with you TM. Your history of fingerfuck posts has shown my what a jokster
you are.
If you are for real, cut the talk about piss and feces, it is funny as hell but it is taking away from
what you are your brothers are trying to say about STANK because nobody knows if any of your posts are being
serious.
If you are just doing this for laughs, keep on going, because you are giving me quite a few.
krtel
03-01-2004, 05:39 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
This isn\'t bigotry - it\'s my 2 cents. You won\'t get very far with
this idea. In fact, I see this to be a detrimental thing. Hygeine is like an unwritten requirement that women have
for guys. It is advice - you can take it or leave it.
Krish
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Krtel, we do apply l-scent -mones, heck our pheromone and natural scent is increased
dramatically with the pheromones here...I apply them religiously baby, but nothing can replace the human scent, but
pheromones are very powerful tools to go along with this.
Bigotry? Maybe a bit too strong, but I find your words
soaked in anti-stank sentiment....Are you an Anti-stankian? Or should I say Anti-Human (which is never mentioned of
Humans)? I also find this alarming and thought this type of thinking and cruelity died out with the \"bath every
day\" ages.....This will be overcomed, you cannot stop us now, we will march in the millions.
......one day you
may not shower either. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Dude, you\'re insane...lol. Do whatever you want - I have no intentions of stopping you. Just
don\'t be surprised if you see the chicks running from you, lol.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Krish
apple
03-01-2004, 08:11 PM
ok so let me get
this straight, stankers are acctually clean people who just use their natural scent plus mones plus EOs to help
increase their sexyness!? so someone with REAL stank isnt some nasty homeless kinda pooh stinky? clean natuaral body
smells are great, its the dirty sickly nasty ones that make me wanna barf!!
pm me if ya wanna get into more
details with me and not waste posts :P
tallmacky
03-01-2004, 08:18 PM
Apple, if
you want to experience the Stank I am sure either Ash or I could scrape some off and send it to you...Is USPS
good?
Krish, I respect your opinion, but I must say for a new world of acceptance we need to stop the
Anti-stankian attitude, this is a progressive forum and to tell you the truth I was shocked to see the ignorance of
many about the Stankian people, I knew Dr.Smell went through a lot, but I would have never thought to this
degree.
bjf, you are one cool cat!
*Fighting Anti-stankianism*
apple
03-01-2004, 08:22 PM
ya know it seems
to me that just because we\'re not attracted to the stank we\'re being picked on! I mean we\'re allowed to be
attracted to soap smells or cleanlyness! theres nothing wrong with that! stank isnt everything, just like looks arnt
everything etc etc, just cause someone lacks something (in this case stank) doesnt mean theyre any less a man :P
tallmacky
03-01-2004, 08:22 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
stankers
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Apple, I find this a little derogatory, if you are not going to Stink it up, we prefer to be
known was \"Hygiene non-reliant Persons\". If you do chose to partake, we then feel \"Stankers\" is not
offensive at all....
Join us or atleast try it out...tis fun....though I do think about showers much
more....mmmmmmmm.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
ok so let me get this straight, stankers are
acctually clean people who just use their natural scent plus mones plus EOs to help increase their sexyness!? so
someone with REAL stank isnt some nasty homeless kinda pooh stinky? clean natuaral body smells are great, its the
dirty sickly nasty ones that make me wanna barf!!
pm me if ya wanna get into more details with me and not waste
posts :P
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
I think DST does a mix of both...trying to control the
stink with EOs, saunas, exfoliating hot showers with water, perhaps diet, so he has a good natural scent, but I
think he still likes a little stink to give him the mone edge.
Anyway, all this has been lost in the revealry,
but I wish some of those things could be put back to the forefront.
It just isn\'t practical or useful to go
around smelling bad, but it is useful to have the natural mones going and trying to limit bacteria (though some is
beneficial according to DST) and have a good natural scent. I think the point of what he believes is getting
misinterpretted somtimes, though I think it is important to note that some of these techniques could get the woman
to you only to push her away if you take it to far. Grunge is not appreciated when it becomes a concious scent.
tallmacky
03-01-2004, 08:26 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
ya know it seems to me that just because we\'re
not attracted to the stank we\'re being picked on! I mean we\'re allowed to be attracted to soap smells or
cleanlyness! theres nothing wrong with that! stank isnt everything, just like looks arnt everything etc etc, just
cause someone lacks something (in this case stank) doesnt mean theyre any less a man :P
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Maybe it is a bit of reverse Stankism, but you are by far the majority,
Dr.Smellthis and I are just trying to get by. We are trying to just show you an option, which can make you highly
desired.
and yeah looks are just about everything. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
apple
03-01-2004, 08:31 PM
i agree
increasing the quality of your natural scent is a great idea. but keep it clean, i think thats the best
thing.
personally i disagree with the looks being everything comment! i love looking good personally, and i like
people who try to improve on their looks (keep shaved nicely, hair cut, dress nice etc) but honestly, a good mind
makes people LOOK good, and stupidity or rudeness etc makes people ugly (to me at least)
tallmacky
03-01-2004, 08:36 PM
a bit of
sarcasm.
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
bjf, you are one cool cat!
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
TM, you are the little brother I never had
(William Hung singing
\"Can you feel the love tonight\" in the background)
tallmacky
03-01-2004, 08:45 PM
Thanks, bjf
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
William Hung is one guy that does not need the
phero\'s...he is getting so much ass now, after this American Idol business. He doesn\'t look like he showers
either btw... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
http://www.williamhung.net (\"http://www.williamhung.net\")
Any guy who is
Hung doesn\'t need pheros. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif And yes, he does appear to be a
\"greaser\".
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
nicely, hair cut, dress nice etc) but honestly, a
good mind makes people LOOK good, and stupidity or rudeness etc makes people ugly (to me at least)
<hr
/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Huh? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
nicely, hair cut, dress nice etc) but honestly, a good mind makes people LOOK
good, and stupidity or rudeness etc makes people ugly (to me at least)
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Huh? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
What is so confusing about that?
Tallmacky, you are
the stank master. I really tried to pull it off, butI missed my hot showers in the AM. Also, I started getting
complaints around the office, so my boss had to \"counsel\" me on \"good hygene\". What the hell does she know.
I was getting more attention, in a good way, than I was ever getting before. I think some biatch in the office
complained. Not really because of stank, but because I was blowing her off for being a biatch. She trys to talk to
me almost every day and she is a good looking girl, but I am not into biatches, so she got jelous and went to HR who
then called my boss.
Oh well, now I have a rep and it is carrying over.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Tallmacky, you are the stank master. I really
tried to pull it off, butI missed my hot showers in the AM. Also, I started getting complaints around the office,
so my boss had to \"counsel\" me on \"good hygene\". What the hell does she know. I was getting more
attention, in a good way, than I was ever getting before. I think some biatch in the office complained. Not really
because of stank, but because I was blowing her off for being a biatch. She trys to talk to me almost every day and
she is a good looking girl, but I am not into biatches, so she got jelous and went to HR who then called my
boss.
Oh well, now I have a rep and it is carrying over. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
tallmacky
03-02-2004, 08:50 AM
OCP, good to
hear your story. It was an incredible read. They say they don\'t want us in there workplace? Anti-Stankian is so
vile and disgusting, but you fought well my smell-brother.
Those ladies seemed to have went crazy eh? Blame it on
the funk, baby.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
franki
03-02-2004, 08:53 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Tallmacky, you are the stank master.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
He is toxic! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
krtel
03-02-2004, 09:59 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Apple, if you want to experience the Stank I am
sure either Ash or I could scrape some off and send it to you...Is USPS good?
Krish, I respect your opinion, but
I must say for a new world of acceptance we need to stop the Anti-stankian attitude, this is a progressive forum and
to tell you the truth I was shocked to see the ignorance of many about the Stankian people, I knew Dr.Smell went
through a lot, but I would have never thought to this degree.
bjf, you are one cool cat!
*Fighting
Anti-stankianism*
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Why do we recommend a cover scent for the
unscented androstenone products? Don\'t answer it, but think about it.
DrSmellThis
03-02-2004, 12:05 PM
Krtel,
-none is a concentrated chemical, not a natural STANK.
STANK is like bull riding. You stay on that beast as
long as you can, but then something usually happens to throw the STANK off balance, given our imperfect
diets/lifestyles. So an occasional soap shower cleanses accumulated toxins and is therefore good for your liver. You
can always run to the gym afterwards! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif On the other hand, soap
showers wouldn\'t be necessary if we led healthier lives, unless we got some stubborn external substance on us we
needed to wash off.
Brother OCP\'s office scenario is typical of Western culture. STANK weeds out the
bi-otches or inappropriate women. Most will love it. But some just have incompatible body chemistries to yours. Or
maybe they are afraid of their own animal passions. This weeding out is usually a good thing, but not always at
work. It\'s best to work away from those, but the thing about work is that incompatible folks have little choice
but to be next to one another. The one guy at my last close-quarters job who got complaints about his hyiene
nonetheless had more than one hot girlfriend in the time that I knew him, and yet looked like a real
dork, with his Hawiian shirts, beer gut, and bad hair. Having said all that, I think brother OCP could have lasted
much longer even at work, however; with water showers, exfoliation, the liberal use of sandalwood, and
saunas.
In all profound seriousness, brothers and sisters, a return to STANKDOM could easily save the planet,
neutralizing ozone-destroying chemicals, and painting God\'s spaceship with brotherly and sisterly love, if only
we\'d let it! Thanks, OCP for your gallantry on behalf of STANKDOM. Now we need a sister brave enough to nurture
the raw passion of her STANK. Join us! Muuuhuuhhahaha! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Now we need a sister brave enough to nurture the
raw passion of her STANK. Join us! Muuuhuuhhahaha!
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Frenchie?
Mtnjim
03-02-2004, 12:24 PM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Now we need a sister brave enough to nurture the raw passion of her STANK.
Join us! Muuuhuuhhahaha!
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Frenchie?
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Damn Sam, haven\'t seen her around here for a long time. Wonder whatever happened to her.
tallmacky
03-03-2004, 01:32 PM
We need a
female to participate...that would be incredible, especially if she was having a menstrual cycle....mmmmmm the smell
of the oily residue of a period. The amount of pheromones in this bundle is enough to fall madly in heaven.....sniff
sniff, yum yum. Some of you ladies really shouldn\'t be using Tampons and cleaning your sweet spots so much.
Atleast rub a bit of the \"after matter\" on your bosoms.
I have contemplated showering, I just may, it has
been almost 2 weeks. I still feel like if I do I am giving up on my Stankian brothers, and giving way to the
Anti-Stankian Bigots, but I think Dr.Smell this would allow me to have a girly exfoliation and warm water
dance.
In your face Krtel my Stankia Dr. told you foo\'! J/K
Ash any updates would be interesting to hear,
have you showered, how much booty are you getting from Garbage girl....I know I know tons.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
marvin
05-09-2004, 08:06 AM
Tallmacky, I do
believe that in another post I advocated showering at night, and wearing clothes at night, not brushing teeth, etc
and you were the one that told me you didn\'t think you would sacrifice hygiene for extra pheromones...
It
seems that since I\'m out of the picture you have to take up the slack, you crazy a** mf...
Bart
BigGulp
05-09-2004, 09:34 AM
You stopped
brushing your teeth? That\'s gross! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Friendly1
05-09-2004, 10:54 PM
Please let
this thread die the mean, quick death it deserved before it was started.
Yes, I chuckled heartily. I would say
it\'s got some funny material. But the last thing we need is more unbathed geeky guys trying to get laid.
It\'s not that I mind the so-called competition shooting themselves in the foot like that. I just can\'t stand
the smell.
DZorro
05-10-2004, 12:21 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I have read and discovered some great past posts
from Dr.Smellthis about what our society accepts as normal, which is not. Bathing daily seems like a useless
recreational sport. I will have my own trial and see if the pheromones produced during this time are intoxicating
and beloving to females. I will not bath for a week at all, as I believe in the power of what Dr.Smellthis
says.
On top of this I will
- When masturbating not clean up, due to potential -rone
- Use excess armpit
sweat to place on other parts of my body such as my face as I would with AE.
- Soap is evil I will not touch this
substance
- Not wash my hands after using the bathroom
- No toilet paper whatsoever, I will go Roman
style
- I will not be washing my clothes as to risk manipulation of my beuatiful -mones
- No aritfical
scents
- No water will touch my skin as to ruin my delicate animalistic -mone call to the wild!
- If I do
sneeze it will be in my own hands.
- Ear wax will not be picked
- I will jog for 5 minutes periodically.
-
Sweat from other moist areas such as the \"crack\" will be used as \"lube\".
I believe in Dr.Smellthis! If
anyone else wants to join me on my mission of purity feel free to reply to this post! Bjf are you with me bro?
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Hey Tallmacky, how did it go ?? Are you still going to try more of
these escapades, with no showering involved ??? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
DZorro,
real_wiseman
05-10-2004, 12:42 AM
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Ok excuse my ignorance but I am told that
\"some\" Europeans (not all) don\'t shower as frequently as we do here in North America.
So those who travel
to Europe how do u find the members of the opposite sex? I know this is a loaded question but what the hell.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
ROTFL!
There are probably unwashed people all over the
world...and I don\'t think that Europeans are more unwashed than Americans....
If you want my opinion -
but you probably won\'t - I think that not showering, not cleaning the hands after a visit to the bathroom, not
using *toiletpaper*, sneezing in the hand is TOTALLY gross...
You probably won\'t get laid if that is your
goal.
I wouldn\'t be attracted to a girl that hadn\'t showered or kept their teeth or whatever for a *week*,
and the opposite is probably true also.
Now clean up your act and take a shower man!
Cheers,
db
a.k.a. real_wiseman
DrSmellThis
02-13-2005, 05:04 PM
Admit it, you all missed this
thread! :D
Silcat
02-14-2005, 10:14 AM
Why don't you make a real serious
experiment? Be a week without showering but do not exercise or sweat, change underwear, socks and boxers (not
shirts) and WIPE YOUR ASS!! Than friday night put some good cologne and go out, now that's one experiment i would
like to ear about!!
Marlboro_man
02-14-2005, 11:05 AM
Well Doc, that was a great
read but do you know whatever happened to Ash and TM? How often do you use soap? Do you think lack of soap affects
things like acne and rashes?
DrSmellThis
02-14-2005, 11:16 AM
Those guys were banned.
OK,
here's the whole routine: I take hot water showers on most days, and exfoliate my whole body with a loofah once a
week or more.
But I use soap only when something gets especially dirty for some reason (which is rarely);
during occasional full body skin cleanses/exfoliations (like yesterday, after a long overdue sauna -- hadn't done
all that since December); and to wash off phero application spots. I wash my hands a normal amount, however; wash my
face with a gentle natural exfoliating cleanser every third day or so (because I have always had big pores and that
keeps them tight. Otherwise cold water splashes work great.); and wash my hair once or twice a week (which I'd do
less if I didn't have oily hair -- rinsing usually works fine). That's it.
Given all these factors, the
less I use soap the luckier I am with women. I just take that as a boring fact at this point. I wish I didn't
have to use soap at all. The biggest reason I have to is the use of pheromones, which have to be washed off due to
conversions. There are certain compromises I try, but I won't go into it here.
I haven't used deodorant in
many years, and I never stink. I only receive compliments on my smell.
It's been a 'good winter', and I
attribute part of this to 'enlightened' hygiene habits. ;)
tim929
02-15-2005, 12:17 AM
:blink: PLEASE!!! FOR THE SAKE OF
ALL THAT IS HOLY AND GOOD....WIPE!!!!:run:
CptKipling
02-16-2005, 05:22 PM
Admit it, you
all missed this thread! :D
Yup, I have a lump in my throat.
Is it vomit, is it nostalgia, who knows?
:D
MOBLEYC57
02-16-2005, 05:38 PM
Okay, who has washed since this
thread, somehow, reappeared? :blink: Raise your hand like this :wave: come on, raise it. :rant:
Folks,
STANK has returned! :box: TMack, is that you!? :POKE:
DrSmellThis
02-17-2005, 12:46 AM
Well Doc,
that was a great read but do you know whatever happened to Ash and TM? How often do you use soap? Do you think lack
of soap affects things like acne and rashes?I 've noticed less acne and rashes.
StrikerWolf8
02-17-2005, 01:01 AM
I 've
noticed less acne and rashes.
I've noticed the same decrease in acne since I took up your advice
several weeks ago and decreased my soap and shampoo usage dramatically – ultimately to none at all on most days of
the week.
I take hot water showers on most days, and exfoliate my whole body with a
loofah once a week or more.
You are right, though; hot water rinsing is necessary on most days.
Particularly for someone such as myself who has inherited oily skin. Not too much of a problem on my body, but my
hair on my head begins to look a bit greasy after a week – and that is despite rinsing and extensive combing under
the water to clear excess oils out. Not bad, mind you, but I think that’s because I’m a guy with long hair and that
gives me something into which I can spread the oil.
Marlboro_man
02-17-2005, 01:01 AM
I 've
noticed less acne and rashes.Thanks as always doc.
DrSmellThis
02-17-2005, 01:40 AM
I've
noticed the same decrease in acne since I took up your advice several weeks ago and decreased my soap and shampoo
usage dramatically – ultimately to none at all on most days of the week. The decrease in acne is most
probably due to a healthier, more natural bacterial environment.
Kardz
11-23-2005, 05:56 PM
Quite possibly one of the funniest
threads (and most truthful) i've read in years.
I think mordern day habbits and technology have screwed up alot
of things humans would be better off with.
I, the newest apprentice of the STANK, wish to revive this thread and
give tribute to the earliest humans that lived and breathed the STANK and the new lords of STANK that have boldly,
and fearlessly, repioneered the STANK and brought it to us both in the form of experiences and wisdom, and to us in
the form of a science.
Stankonia,
Ryan
DrSmellThis
11-25-2005, 04:51 PM
Welcome to Stankville.
I've
received one B.O. complaint in the past six months. It was about my armpits, from a woman in a bar. It was on a rare
day that I had soap showered. I'm pretty sure that the natural bacteria keeps the stink away for me.
Big M
11-28-2005, 05:05 PM
Yeah ok keep thinking you'll
attract women without bathing for aweek . I would have some serious issues with any women who would be attracted to
a man that grossly stinks , Another words she has no hygiene of her own . Ladies come on and chime in here on this
subject . I find it quite funny how many of the men would even consider such a thing as not bathing for aweek . I
bet the wives of you married men would have a differant take on this , or should i say only single guys with no wife
/girlfriend would ever get away with such an experiement. LOL
Kardz
11-28-2005, 06:43 PM
Mike,
Your thinking of stank
people, not "THE STANK".
Read the 5 pages worth of history and theory in the thread and then the sometimes
atrocious yet fantastic and amazing "THE STANK" will reveal itself to you in a sudden apiffany.
Or if your old
enough, and you weren't completely stoned, you might remember a brief comeback in THE STANK during the rise of the
hippies.
Some were stank, but some were "STANKEN".
Us guys didn't ALWAYS have Alberto VO-5 and Dial after
all.
belgareth
11-28-2005, 06:53 PM
I bet
the wives of you married men would have a differant take on this , or should i say only single guys with no wife
/girlfriend would ever get away with such an experiement. LOL
I don't even want to think about what my SO
would say, it would certainly be colorful. If the shoe was on the other foot, I know what I would say...over the
phone or from another room. Yuck!
Mtnjim
11-28-2005, 06:54 PM
Us guys didn't ALWAYS
have Alberto VO-5 and Dial after all.
Yes, but there was always patchouli oil!!:angel:
tim929
11-28-2005, 07:28 PM
Hygene is very inportant.Daily
bathing isnt a bad idea.But what comes into question is the soap that we use.As a matter of practice when I
shower,most of the time I dont use soap.Hot water should be enough for daily grunge as long as you dont work as a
ditch digger or sovel manuer for a living.Soap showers a couple times a week and the rest of the time its just hot
water.This is usualy sufficent to remove any unpleasant things from your body while not unnecessarily drying the
skin or washing away things that your body produces that are actualy good for your skin.
In ages past,soap was
nonexistant or at the very least very rare.But bathing was common.In Japan,people bathe quite alot.But soap isnt
usualy used.In ancient Rome,soap was very rare but bathing was considered esential.Nature made this wonderful stuff
called water for us to use for a variety of purposes.Cooking,cleaning,drinking,boating,wet t-shirt contests and so
forth.There is no reason to be afraid of it.Just use it for what it was meant for.
DrSmellThis
11-28-2005, 08:09 PM
Here is an experiment:
The
next time one of you have smelly armpits, and I do mean that strong, ammonia stink that no one could like;
take a long, hot water shower and scrub your skin with a coarse cloth or loofa sponge. Use no soap during your
shower. Rinse your pits thoroughly. Then put on clean clothes. You can apply a drop of sandalwood under each
pit, if you want your good smell to last.
Whenever I have done this, my armpits have smelled fine afterwards,
even if they stank noticeably before.
That is because that strong, ammonia-like stink that most of us associate
with pits is water soluble. I'd even like to see the famously musky Belgareth (meant as a compliment, of
course! Musky people usually have better natural luck with women.) try this after a workout, since the one
stank experiment he reported here apparently omitted the shower and scrub part (He just put on fresh clothes
after a workout, IIRC). The key is to take the shower and exfoliate, not just neglect your hygiene.
Then smell
your pits. Are they mildly musky, or do they smell bad? Please report back.
real_wiseman
11-29-2005, 03:42 AM
DST have a
point.
Sometimes at the gym, when I had done a great workout (weightlifting, boxercise or aerobic) I forget
my soap, so I just shower with water (no loofa though, just my hands) and the smell goes away. Usually I *do* use
deodorant so maybe my voice dont count, but hey!, I tried anyway!
LoL
belgareth
11-29-2005, 03:46 AM
Now that you put it that way
doc, I can recall more than one time when I've worked out then taken a swim and seemed fine for a few hours at
least. I'm not sure just how musky I really am but it seems reasonable as I have a lot of body hair which would
retain pheromones better than smooth skin, I think. I've also been using diluted Sandalwood in my pits for over a
year at your suggestion. It works fine but the pure oil irritates my skin.
The relationships are mentioned other
places but I've been working out regularly almost all my life, take supplements that increase testosterone (among
other things) and am self confident. They all play their part and unless I quit the othr things I do it would be
almost impossible to tell you which piece played the greater role.
I shower everyday, sometime twice a
day and I don't always use deodorant.
2 weeks ago I had a romantic encounter with a Asian female and she told me
that she had two request. The first is that I shave the hair in my pubic area and the second is that I use
deodorant.
I found the second comment interesting so I asked her if I had any funky pit smell before the sex and
she said no.
I haven't had any negative comments from any other women before or since.
Could it be that
she had certain sensitivity or maybe she was smelling a little Edge that I sprayed on in the
AM?
DCW
DrSmellThis
11-29-2005, 03:55 PM
There is a difference between
not using deodorant when you soap shower everyday and not using it when you use only hot water and foster a healthy
bacteria balance.
Also there is a cultural difference. It doesn't apply to all Asian women, however.
Kardz
11-30-2005, 03:35 PM
I shower everyday,
sometime twice a day and I don't always use deodorant.
2 weeks ago I had a romantic encounter with a Asian female
and she told me that she had two request. The first is that I shave the hair in my pubic area and the second is that
I use deodorant.
I found the second comment interesting so I asked her if I had any funky pit smell before the sex
and she said no.
I haven't had any negative comments from any other women before or since.
Could it be that
she had certain sensitivity or maybe she was smelling a little Edge that I sprayed on in the AM?
DCW
I would guess it was possible perspiration getting on her if she says there was no BO smell. But
that's just a guess if she's mentioning deoderant.
Big M
11-30-2005, 04:08 PM
The small percentage of women who
may be turned on by stink , Is hardly enough to convince me that this is something too even consider . I remember in
junior high , We had a girl, and boy who smelled bad , And the hell they were put thru probably haunts them to this
day lol.
DrSmellThis
12-02-2005, 04:30 AM
I hear you. But we're talking
about two different things, if that makes sense.
I've noticed when I am not feeling
well my pits can really reek. And just using water has little impact. I have to soap up at least three times and let
it "sit and work" for a while between rinsings. Regular bacteria-generated pit stink may be different.
I don't
recall any situation where a female commented one way or another on my "BO," and it's been too long fo rme to
recall how I reacted to a woman's up close BO.
Premizen
12-04-2005, 02:22 PM
I've noticed when I
am not feeling well my pits can really reek. And just using water has little impact. I have to soap up at least
three times and let it "sit and work" for a while between rinsings. Regular bacteria-generated pit stink may be
different.
I don't recall any situation where a female commented one way or another on my "BO," and it's been
too long fo rme to recall how I reacted to a woman's up close BO.
Wow! So I am not the only one that has
noticed such thing. Really, whenever I am feeling sick (by the way, including hangovers), it is just disgusting. And
yes - it is not easy at all to get rid of the smell. Also, the reek, when being ill, comes really fast, whereas I
could spend a day (probably even two - I do not remember the last time I did not take a shower in two days, though)
without smelling bad at all, when I am well.
About BO and women, though, there is a guy in my class, who really
stinks. It is disgusting. It seems as if he never washes his clothes or hisself. All the boys are running from him
and opening the windows, whereas the girls do not even seem to notice it! Most of his deskmates are girls, she talks
to a lot of girls during the schooldays and has a lot of girlfriends. Are the girls not able to smell it? Does it
not seem that bad to them? Are his natural pheromones that powerful, that girls just want to be near him, despite
the smell?
DrSmellThis
12-04-2005, 06:44 PM
It's true -- the stink when
you're sick or "toxic."
But if you have built up a healthy colony or healthy skin bacteria you willl have more
resistance even to that stink, as your bacteria will absorb it and transform it to something benign.
Still, if
your skin situation gets too toxic or rancid (from inappropriately balanced bacteria), it can be good to cleanse
and start over.
Your friend is releasing pheromones that repel other men and attract women. That is good for
him, but not others. Some do that more than others. I know someone like that, too; a former coworker. He stinks,
but is with a different hot woman every time I see him. It's for some a fine line to walk. But if you have good,
soap-free hygiene, you can get the best of both worlds. I know it's hard to believe. People always bring up
the example of someone they know who stinks, never bathes, etc.
He stinks, but is
with a different hot woman every time I see him.
Maybe that's why he's with a different
woman everytime.
I find that water isn't enough to get rid of my bacteria in the arm pits, and the funky
smell stays.
However, I think I might have some sort of unbalanced PH or something. Stuff just seems to
convert on me.
DrSmellThis
12-19-2005, 08:13 PM
* bjf: What else are you doing
with your pits, though?? Again, the object is NOT to get rid of bacteria.
* Another hint: Brush your teeth
after your last meal of the day, and then just rinse your mouth out with water until you eat another meal. Saliva
and natural mouth bacteria is not a problem, and will enhance attraction for a healthy person. It is usually enough
to rinse your mouth with water (adda drop of organic peppermint or clove EO to make a drinkable mouthwash, if
desired), except after the last meal of the day. Flossing is still important. It's about removing food, not
disinfecting. You can also brush without toothpaste after other meals. My attraction goes up with musky breath.
I am lifting my underarms and letting
the shower head hit directly at both points. I'll use my hand to scrub like I would if I had soap.
I see
your point about just using water for your breath, as our mouth can have a lot of pheromones. However, that's
threading into some dangerous territory. And Flossing would then become extremely important as you incidated.
Without the floride levels toothpaste have, you are going to get cavilties at a much higher rate if you don't
really remove the food well.
DrSmellThis
12-20-2005, 05:27 AM
I am lifting my
underarms and letting the shower head hit directly at both points. I'll use my hand to scrub like I would if I had
soap.
I see your point about just using water for your breath, as our mouth can have a lot of pheromones.
However, that's threading into some dangerous territory. And Flossing would then become extremely important as you
incidated. Without the floride levels toothpaste have, you are going to get cavilties at a much higher rate if you
don't really remove the food well.Try avoiding deodorant, exfoliating, sweating, and using sandalwood (or
similar earthy EO) daily. Also you have to run the water on it and scrub a while for your pits, like 30 sec per pit.
A brief rinse doesn't do it, and with practice you can smell when you've rinsed enough while still in the shower.
Maybe you need a sauna or strong workout first, to give your pores a cleanse. Good luck.
Teeth: Again the
logic is often upside down: Having a healthy bacterial balance in your mouth ought to reduce cavities, as the
unhealthy bacteria would be outnumbered and controlled.
The point is to reduce leftover food particles and
sugars, not bacteria per se. If you haven't eaten since your last brush, you don't need to brush. Water with
peppermint EO is all you need in the AM if you brushed after dinner. A clean mouth naturally attracts good bacteria.
Then you get your sexy mouth smell too.
I hate when my girlfriend brushes her teeth just before making out with
me. It takes away part of the intoxicating effect that gets me going.
You can get an alcohol free flouride rinse
if your drinking water isn't flouridated. Yes, flossing is important in this scheme.
Peppermint EO, but only
the organic variety, is great for this system. Up to three drops per glass of water works great, and you can drink
the mouthwash as a bonus for your stomach odor and digestion.
This sounds interesting, but I have to
ask a simple question other that DST has anyone else had any "positive results" using this method.
DCW
MGT333
12-20-2005, 01:09 PM
Ok excuse my ignorance
but I am told that \"some\" Europeans (not all) don\'t shower as frequently as we do here in North America.
So
those who travel to Europe how do u find the members of the opposite sex? I know this is a loaded question but what
the hell.
Very true. As an American I lived over there for about 1.5 years and I can tell you in the
buses some folks smelled like total A$$. I couldn't wait to get off at times.
junglesitar
12-21-2005, 09:47 AM
Anyone here read "Cultivating
male sexual energy" by Mantak Chia? Just on a precursory note, it's a tai chi/chi kung on how to circulate the male
energy and cultivate multiple orgasms. Worth reading.
Anyways, I remember now that he was advising that when
showering, if you have to use soap, only use it on your feet, privates and face. I can't recall if he used the word
pheromones, but it was driving at the same point.
DST, I recall some thread I read you suggesting to use Pheros
as deodorant. I loved this thread and decided to recommit to the non-soap path. I used some pheros as deoodorant
today. Works well, and the smell stays even after a hot shower (without soap). Again, I guess you would suggest that
using pheros would blend or maximize one's own pheromones correct?
Premizen
01-15-2006, 02:45 PM
Hmm, I have noticed something
that to my mind seems quite weird. Using a fairly cheap crystal deodorant, I am OK for pretty much the whole day -
no sweat or anything. Few weeks ago I ran out of my deodorant and this time decided to buy quite an expensive Hugo
Boss deodorant. But about half a day after applying, I already stink (!) and definitely have to take a shower again.
Well, I often take a shower more than once a day, but when I am using the Hugo Boss deodorant, this is a MUST.
Is
it possible that for my body, a crystal deodorant is just the best, whereas a regular deodorant does not do much? Or
is it that Hugo Boss would not be good? I doubt that.
DrSmellThis
01-15-2006, 03:01 PM
Anyone here
read "Cultivating male sexual energy" by Mantak Chia? Just on a precursory note, it's a tai chi/chi kung on how to
circulate the male energy and cultivate multiple orgasms. Worth reading.
Anyways, I remember now that he was
advising that when showering, if you have to use soap, only use it on your feet, privates and face. I can't recall
if he used the word pheromones, but it was driving at the same point.
Yes, he was one of the influences
on stank theory from the beginning. Very successful with women if I recall.
Pongo
01-15-2006, 04:50 PM
A quick on topic note: I normaly
just use shampoo for my hair and plain water for everything else - but there is no way I'm doing any roman type
stuff even though it was a joke (mostly) I wanted to comment that if a chick were to go down on you and smell hot
sweaty poo shes gunna get in the car and leave and on the trip home shes going to call ALL of her friends and tell
them of the horror.
That being said ~ my last girlfriend would put her nose in my armpits when she was in
cowgirl position and she would even lick them sometimes - she really got off on the smell, I had to ask her what the
deal was and she said that instead of being repulsive she wanted more of the smell. - - I would like to avoid the
folowing description because it sounds over dramatic however I dont know how to:,. With her nose in my pit she
reminded me of a wild animal, the way she was lost in the moment and humping with a lot of strength like she was in
a trance.
Take that with salt if you need to but it's an honest report on her behavior.
Pongo
out
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