View Full Version : FRANKI! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elana
02-15-2004, 04:42 AM
<font color=\"blue\"> Wooooooooohooooooooo </font>
<font color=\"green\">HAPPY </font>
<font color=\"red\">BIRTHDAY </font> <font color=\"orange\">FRANKI </font>
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franki
02-15-2004, 05:22 AM
Thanks for reminding me Elana! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Gossamer_2701
02-15-2004, 05:48 AM
Happy birthday to you..
Happy birthday to you.....
Happy birthday de...
Oh
wait a minute... I can\'t afford to pay the royalties if I finish that song, sorry Franki
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Happy
birthday man.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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Sexyredhead
02-15-2004, 05:57 AM
Happy birthday, sweetie! Hope you enjoy yours as much as I enjoyed mine.
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Franki!!
Drink some room tempature beer for me!
franki
02-15-2004, 07:17 AM
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Hope you enjoy yours as much as I
enjoyed mine. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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I am afraid that\'s almost impossible.. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
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Hope you enjoy yours as much as I enjoyed mine.
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I am afraid
that\'s almost impossible.. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
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Nothing is
impossible for a young man with mones!
abductor
02-15-2004, 07:25 AM
Happy birthday man!!!
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Hugs.
Pancho1188
02-15-2004, 07:34 AM
Hey, Goss, try this:
Feliz compleanos a ti
Feliz compleanos a ti
Feliz
compleanos, Franki
Feliz compleanos a ti!
There you go! It\'s in Spanish so you\'re okay!
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Bruce
02-15-2004, 08:14 AM
To the man who remembers everybody else\'s birthday,
To the man who made remembering birthdays
memorable,
To the man who is da man in demand,
(pretty decent guy too)
Happy birthday to you!!!!!
Love ya
Franki
Many many more to ya!
from your life-long ingratiated pal,
Bruce
Sagacious1420
02-15-2004, 09:39 AM
Have a Happy B-Day! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Gossamer_2701
02-15-2004, 10:00 AM
Sorry to hear your B-Day isn\'t as happy as it should be
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif You need to go down to a cool bar and do a couple shots a
Jagermeister /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif preferably body-shots off a gorgeous young blonde
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Elana... how fast can you get to Germany
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Franki -
How about you try a little experiment? 5 Sprays of TE/w and see if things change.
franki
02-15-2004, 10:09 AM
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franki
02-15-2004, 10:11 AM
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Ok, I did 4 sprays, let\'s see what
happens....
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I knew I\'d be able to get you to experiment. If
that doesn\'t work, do you have Pay-Per-View?
Happy birthday franki /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
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It started with me being pissed, so I didn\'t answer the phone for a while
and it didn\'t get much better from there either....
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> that´s old
age mate, it gets worse hehe /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif stay in and pamper yourself and get pissed
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franki
02-15-2004, 10:16 AM
no thanks /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif </font><blockquote><font
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If that doesn\'t work, do you have Pay-Per-View?
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franki
02-15-2004, 10:17 AM
Thanks for all your birthday wishes btw, I get all warm and fuzzy inside from them.
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franki
02-15-2004, 10:20 AM
Oh my, my posts in this thread are rather embarassing..
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franki
02-15-2004, 10:25 AM
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Oh my, my posts in this thread are
rather embarassing.. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
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Can we start this thread over again..?
Now you are having a conversation with yourself /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Has
the TE/w gotten you drunk? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Gossamer_2701
02-15-2004, 10:26 AM
No worries man... we\'re not here to judge....
Oh wait a minute... yes we are
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I still say
you need a couple of shots.... and blondes /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Got a Paypal
account.... we\'ll start a \'Save Franki\' fund
franki
02-15-2004, 10:28 AM
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Now you are having a conversation with
yourself /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Has the TE/w gotten you drunk?
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no, the cheap
red. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
MOBLEYC57
02-15-2004, 10:51 AM
Awwwwwwh Franki! You missed being Valentineee by one single day,
Someone sent
me a private email, stating you\'re not gay,
How does it feel, to have survived another year?
Please be
careful if you endulge in...room temperature beer,
Smear on some nol, dab on some PI,
Find that special
someone, and give her the EYE!
Once she spots that bulging knot that lurks in your pants and decides to give
in,
Just smile and wink, and give her the \"I know what you\'re thinking\" Naughty Franki\'s
grin,
Tell\'er it\'s your Birthday, ask her to dance,
You\'ll know it\'s a hit, if she keeps eyeing your
pants,
Once you get her home, and the champange top pops,
Sneak into the bathroom, and from your briefs...remove
that sock,
Cut down the lights, so she won\'t notice how your bulge in your pants has shrunk,
When she ask for
the big banana she spotted, just say \"You must be drunk,\"
Enjoy your Birthday, Mister Franki, come back and
share your hits,
Cause you know we all wanna know the what, where, who, and hows...of the Franki\'s Birthday
Mix!
Got some beer I can borrow? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Holmes
02-15-2004, 10:52 AM
Franki, I\'ve run out of poetry (thank God, eh?). Coming up with that SRH poem sapped the life out of
me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
So while I\'m recovering, I\'ll just say \"Alles Gute
zum Geburtstag!\" and hope it doesn\'t translate into \"Happy Hooker\'s Day!\" or something. (I have botched
translations before...)
HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY, DUDE!
Okay, I need a nap.
Holmes
Elana
02-15-2004, 10:57 AM
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Now you are having a conversation with yourself
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Has the TE/w gotten you drunk?
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no, the cheap
red. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
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Don\'t
talk about my friend SRH like that! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
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franki
02-15-2004, 11:08 AM
:D:D...........
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, I\'ll just say \"Alles Gute zum
Geburtstag!\" and hope it doesn\'t translate into \"Happy Hooker\'s Day!\" or something. (I have botched
translations before...)
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">happy hookers day
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got it right
franki
02-15-2004, 11:28 AM
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Pancho1188
02-15-2004, 01:10 PM
I don\'t know what you\'re talking about, Mobley, the man must be gay...
At
least that\'s what I thought so I sent him a male stripper for his birthday!!!
Just kidding!
Happy Birthday,
Franki.......just ignore the stripping telegram I sent.....I\'ll have him redirected to SRH\'s house for a late
b-day surprise!
tallmacky
02-15-2004, 01:16 PM
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I\'ve come late.
Still though Pappy Happy Birthday Franki,
and I really do mean that! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Oh yeah you want pretty colors
right?
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color=\"#216EE0\">A</font><font color=\"#2E7BEE\">N</font><font color=\"#448DFB\">K</font><font
color=\"#7AAFFF\">I</font>
Elana
02-15-2004, 02:03 PM
Hey! No Fair. Why does Franki\'s name look so much better than mine?
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franki
02-15-2004, 02:04 PM
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Why does Franki\'s name look so much
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because it\'s my birthday /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Elana
02-15-2004, 02:06 PM
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Why does Franki\'s name look so much better than mine?
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because it\'s
my birthday /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
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But I have bigger boobs
franki
02-15-2004, 02:17 PM
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(pretty decent guy too)
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Thanks! That\'s what I do it all for.
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tallmacky
02-15-2004, 03:09 PM
Yes it is your birthday. You big sweet birthday boy you!!! Ahhhh days gone by and
more to come or should we say cum you dirty bad boy. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Ahhhhh....but I find it hard to ignore the power of the
Eitties....brain retardation setting in....Elana, under the Eittie control the signature was changed...all purplely.
Elana
02-15-2004, 03:11 PM
<sniff, sniff> much better, thank you /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
DrSmellThis
02-15-2004, 04:44 PM
May you take your unmoderation to extremes today!!!!
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I agree with Bruce\'s good guy statement, too.
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Why does
Franki\'s name look so much better than mine? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
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because it\'s my birthday
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But I have
bigger boobs
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And that is why I will always like you better than
Franki (nothing personal Franki) /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Elana
02-15-2004, 05:46 PM
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Why does Franki\'s name look so much better
than mine? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
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because it\'s my birthday /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
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But I have bigger boobs
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And that is why I will always like you better than Franki (nothing personal Franki)
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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif HA! Take that, birthday boy!!!
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apple
02-15-2004, 09:31 PM
happy bday! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Happy Birthday!
\"Skyy gives Franki a personal lap dance\"
franki
02-19-2004, 11:00 AM
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\"Skyy gives Franki a personal lap
dance\"
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hmmm, not exactly what i was waiting for, but thanks
anyway! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
I´ll be happy to play substitute for you in this case
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Icarus
02-20-2004, 08:40 AM
Have any of you seen both to make a comparison?
Franki\'s massive gazungas are
world-reknowned.
Steve
P.S. But size isn\'t everything. (as those in the Sexual Health thread keep telling
us)
franki
02-20-2004, 09:08 AM
I have a nice chest, from working out in the gym, but it is nothing compared to Elana.
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P.S. But size isn\'t everything.
(as those in the Sexual Health thread keep telling us)
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> nothing to
do with me /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
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I have a nice chest, from working out in the gym,
but it is nothing compared to Elana.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> don´t want elanas chest, it´s
too wobbly /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif how bout your legs tho? yum yum
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CptKipling
02-20-2004, 04:31 PM
Franki has great boobs!
Oh, and Happy Birthday!
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franki
02-20-2004, 06:23 PM
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Franki has great boobs!
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Check Them out here!
(\"http://www.f-central.com/frank1.jpg\") /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
tallmacky
02-20-2004, 06:47 PM
Franki I can give you some more boobies if you want!
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tallmacky
02-20-2004, 06:51 PM
You may want to sue your plastic surgeon for this f\'d up job.
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boob
job (\"http://www.triflux.com/mc/frankbob.jpg\")
Elana
02-20-2004, 06:53 PM
Wow Franki...jiggly boobies /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
tallmacky
02-20-2004, 07:00 PM
Shake them tatties Franki! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Shake them! (\"http://www.triflux.com/mc/frankshake.gif\")
franki
02-21-2004, 02:43 AM
Oh, boy.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
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Phantom
02-21-2004, 05:54 AM
It was my birthday feb 15 too, /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif.... me and franki are
twins, duh /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
CptKipling
02-22-2004, 10:29 AM
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You may want to sue
your plastic surgeon for this f\'d up job. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
boob job (\"http://www.triflux.com/mc/frankbob.jpg\")
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Check out the nipples on that bad boy!
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Elana
02-22-2004, 11:09 AM
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You may want to sue your plastic surgeon for this f\'d up job.
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boob
job (\"http://www.triflux.com/mc/frankbob.jpg\")
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Check out the nipples on that bad boy!
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pancakes anyone?
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</font><blockquote><font
class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
You may want
to sue your plastic surgeon for this f\'d up job. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
boob job (\"http://www.triflux.com/mc/frankbob.jpg\")
<hr /></blockquote><font
class=\"post\">
Check out the nipples on that bad boy!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
pancakes anyone? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Damn! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
franki
06-19-2004, 05:48 AM
Awwwwwwh Franki!
You missed being Valentineee by one single day,
Someone sent me a private email, stating you\'re not gay,
How does it feel, to have survived another year?
Please be careful if you endulge in...room temperature beer,
Smear on some nol, dab on some PI,
Find that special someone, and give her the EYE!
Once she spots that
bulging knot that lurks in your pants and decides to give in,
Just smile and wink, and give her the \"I know what
you\'re thinking\" Naughty Franki\'s grin,
Tell\'er it\'s your Birthday, ask her to dance,
You\'ll
know it\'s a hit, if she keeps eyeing your pants,
Once you get her home, and the champange top pops,
Sneak
into the bathroom, and from your briefs...remove that sock,
Cut down the lights, so she won\'t notice how
your bulge in your pants has shrunk,
When she ask for the big banana she spotted, just say \"You must be
drunk,\"
Enjoy your Birthday, Mister Franki, come back and share your hits,
Cause you know we all wanna know
the what, where, who, and hows...of the Franki\'s Birthday Mix!
Got some beer I can borrow?
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Wow, thank you for the birthday poem, Mobley! :)
Gossamer_2701
06-19-2004, 08:52 AM
Wow, thank you
for the birthday poem, Mobley! :)
Hmmm... A wee bit slow Franki?:rolleyes:
tallmacky
06-19-2004, 01:54 PM
Franki you attention whore, you
just couldn't let Tongue have his day. :D
Happy Double Birthday Franki, give me hugs.
franki
06-19-2004, 01:57 PM
Thanks Mack :D :D
Elana
06-19-2004, 02:16 PM
Franki you attention whore,
you just couldn't let Tongue have his day.
You are out of control, Franki.
You already had your turn
this year. :D
franki
06-19-2004, 02:26 PM
:o ..........
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