The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

[Skyy]

Ok Ladies & Gentlemen! It\'s time for a story thread!

Rules:

No quoting
One sentence per post
You

MAY NOT post again till someone posts before you
You can make the story go anywhere you wish



Its obvious

this will get dirty or endup talking about porn so ill just set the scenerio

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Third Person writing preferred


Walking down the street

Skyy stumbles into a sex shop, so he decides to walk in.

[Sexyredhead]

Unfortunately, the shop was closed.

[Elana]

so he went next door to get some ice cream

[Holmes]

But the ice cream shop, too, was closed.

[Elana]

so he went home

[OCP]

He soon found out there was more to this ice cream shop than meets the eye.

[Holmes]

But that\'s getting ahead of things.

[Sexyredhead]

Because it was only 3pm and he hadn\'t seen the news story yet.

[Elana]

but his TV was broken so no news for him

[Elana]

and his cell phone broke too

[Sexyredhead]

So he sat down on the couch with a beer and his favorite copy of Jane Austen\'s \'Emma\'.

[Elana]

but the electricity went out

[Sexyredhead]

...so he lit his favorite smelly candles and started a bath.

[Skyy]

Once in the bath, he starting fondling himself picturing images of...

[Sexyredhead]

...BigBadBear, since he was secretly bi.

[Sexyredhead]

Ok, he started fondling himself imagining BigBear and Pancho washing BBB\'s hog on a hot summer day.

[Elana]

he got out of the tub and put on his

[Sexyredhead]

fuzzy pink slippers with the really high heels

[Holmes]

Space suit

[Elana]

and started skipping around the room singing

[Sexyredhead]

imagining he was part of his favorite broadway show

[Holmes]

...Cats!

[Elana]

He attached a sock to his undies and pretended it was his tail

[Sexyredhead]

and got this crazy idea that he should go outside and get the neighbors to join in!

[Elana]

he knocked on his neighbors door and shouted.......

[Elana]

\"I am Skyy, I am bi and I am proud!!!\"

[Sexyredhead]

And behind their door, his neighbors grumbled to each other, \"Every time the power goes out....!\"

[Skyy]

After walking back in his home, he noticed his roommate (Holmes) was home.

[Sexyredhead]

So he hastily snuck into his room and unpinned the sock he\'d been using as a tail, and put some

jeans on.

[Elana]

he started talking to Holmes about football and other macho stuff

[Holmes]

Until Holmes cut him off with \"Ya know, the mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye...\"

[Elana]

DOH! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

[Kari]

and watched the vid he had filmed of

[Elana]

the guys were happy when the electricity went back on. They decided to.....

[Sexyredhead]

make smoothies

[Elana]

Just then the phone rang. It was Soup Boy

[Sexyredhead]

Skyy was secretly bonging Soup Boy on the side.

[Elana]

Soup Boy said that he was at FTR\'s house and wanted to know if they could go join Holmes and Skyy

for smoothies

[Elana]

Holmes had to tell them no because just then Franki\'s Mom was pounding on the door crying because

Franki had lost all of her money on computer gambling

[franki]

Luckily Franki was not there, so..

[Sexyredhead]

...they all sat down and plotted Franki\'s murder.

[franki]

Meanwhile at Elana\'s place..

[Sexyredhead]

...there was pink glitter flying every which way because...

[franki]

... CJ got drunk..

[Elana]

Elana\'s phone rang. They wanted her in on Franki\'s murder.

[BigBear]

Poor Franki!

[bundyburger]

You see, they needed Elana\'s fishnet langerie.

[franki]

Elana told them on the phone Franki just boarded a plane.

[Elana]

but she grabbed her fishnet teddy and ran out the door

[bundyburger]

and headed to the plane. The same plane that they all had booked!!

[Elana]

and then remembered drunk CJ covered in glitter and went back to get her

[franki]

CJ and Elana then drove to the airport where they found out about Franki\'s terrible secret..

[Elana]

Elana refused to get on the plane because she was furious that Holmes had ripped her teddy and was now

in the bathroom with half of it.

[BigBear]

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[Elana]

<font color=\"red\"> STOP DELETING THINGS! ONCE YOU WRITE IT JUST LEAVE IT ALONE!!! </font> OK back

to the story........

[franki]

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Elana refused to get on the plane

because she was furious that Holmes had ripped her teddy and was now in the bathroom with half of it.

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She threw one of her infamous temper tantrums at the airport..

[Holmes]

Yes, it was quite a scene.

[bundyburger]

People ran for cover!

[Elana]

she started kicking the flight attendants

[Holmes]

who began hurling expletives.

[bundyburger]

The flight attendants on today were all 6\'4 body building men.

[Elana]

CJ handed Elana a bag of glitter

[Holmes]

And the attendants was fit-to-be-tied.

[Elana]

Elana tossed a cup of water on one of the men\'s big, bulging chest and then the pink glitter

[bundyburger]

Not ordinary glitter btw, but magical fairy dust glitter.

[BigBear]

What a scene, what a scene, what a goddam scene, honey!

[Elana]

\"run CJ, run\" she yelled

[Elana]

Elana was in a rush to get back to planning Franki\'s murder

[franki]

She made up her mind and planned to tickle him to death..

[Holmes]

But what were the motives fueling this dastardly plot, you ask?

[Elana]

bjf agreed to use his beard hair to tickle Franki. He had no motives...just wanted to rub his face

against

[bundyburger]

the back of his hand.

[franki]

First they had to find Franki. For all they knew he could be sipping pina colada\'s on the beach far

far away already

[Elana]

but Elana sang like a canary and told the plotters that they would find Franki at the News Cafe on

South Beach

[bundyburger]

So they asked bundyburger to check the location of the homing device.

[BigBear]

But where was Pancho during all of this???

[bundyburger]

Why pancho was serving poisoned Pina Colada\'s to Franki. Yes he was way ahead of everybody.

[Elana]

Pancho was working undercover with Bundyburger...duh!

[Skyy]

After several attempts trying to locate Pancho, we got a ransom note for him, He was kidnapped by

Ricky Martin (Oh No!)

[Elana]

FRanki sipped away at the poison, licking his lips

[Holmes]

Tasted strangely like Kebap.

[franki]

While the waitress served Franki his cocktail, Franki all of a sudden noticed the very hairy legs of

this waitress..

[Skyy]

And he realised \"Hey this isnt poison, its cum!\"

[franki]

probably Pancho\'s cum..

[Elana]

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And he realised \"Hey this isnt

poison, its cum!\"

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[Holmes]

Putting together that Kebap is, essentially, cum.

[bundyburger]

Toxic cum from the afro american gahootchi-man beast

[franki]

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And he realised \"Hey this isnt poison, its cum!\"

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[franki]

The man-beast also known as \"Nate N\"

[Elana]

While it tasted rather nice, Franki knew that he had to put down the drink and start moving before

people found his location

[Sexyredhead]

Luckily, Ricky had a major crush on BigBadBear, so BBB went over to Ricky\'s house to keep him

occupied so Pancho could escape.

[bundyburger]

The toxins in this cum are notorious for making the victim praise and devote it\'s love to everybody

within sight before dying 6 hours later.

[franki]

so he went to the toilet and fired up his laptop to post on the longest Love-Scent thread in history

[Elana]

Meanwhile back at Skyy\'s hometown, both the porn shop and the ice cream store opened for business

[Sexyredhead]

...from exhaustion and dehydration due to all the \"praising\"...

[Skyy]

Meanwhile back in the evil Mt. Doom, DrSmellThis was creating his most powerful mix ever. He wants to

become Ms. America and feels this is the only way he can acheive this.

[Holmes]

Bad news, as he would soon find out.

[bundyburger]

As in a twist of irony, his mix would require cum of the afro american gahootchi-man beast to succeed.

He would only be Ms America for 6 hours!!!

[franki]

and after those 6 hours turn into a big hairy bear..

[Holmes]

The very thought rendered him weary and weak.

[franki]

Always when he felt like that, he called Kari, who was just getting a massage in a hedonist club in

Jamaica..

[bundyburger]

But he would wear it. No matter HOW lumpy it was.

[franki]

He would wear it, even though his other biggest dream was to have the biggest postcount on L-S, but he

knew that would be virtually impossible to achieve with the likes of Elana and FTR around..

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[Icarus]

In despair, he massaged his prostate while messaging errant members (of the board, no less)

[franki]

After that he went to the sex shop to try out his new perfume on a big girl called Wendy.

[Skyy]

Wendy wasnt the least bit interested in the perfume since she had 2 large pizza\'s next to her with

her name on it so....

[bundyburger]

Once tested he would have 1 hour till the pagaent would begin. He hoped the added anti-toxin within the

mix would delay the bad side effects whilst prelonging the good.

[franki]

He knew CJ was one of the judges at the pageant so he quickly bought a bottle of fine bordeaux

[Elana]

and glued on to the bottle some pink fairy dust glitter

[franki]

then he realised there was not enough cinnamon in his mix so..

[bjf]

...he killed himself.

The End

[Elana]

he went back to the drawing board adding cinnamon and then getting a bit crazy with the Cardamom.

[OCP]

....in the ice cream shop.

[Elana]

Just then the porn shop owner walked into the ice cream shop furious

[bundyburger]

\"Where\'s my blueberry and pastachio double header I ordered?!?\", he yelled.

[OCP]

but nobody was there and the ice cream was melted.

[Sagacious1420]

That was when he realized it wasn\'t ice cream at all...and what\'s w/ all this pink glitter?

[bundyburger]

\"And that thar would me moi\' fairy glitter\", piped a leprechaun from behind the juke box,\" ye

see, moi gold dust, it was stolen, by a doctor with the nayme of SmellThis when Oi\' was predisposed in the mens

room.\"

[Skyy]

The Leprechaun then proceeded to enter the porno shop; while in the show he noticed Bruce browsing thw

shop, so the Leprechaun went over and..

[Icarus]

...waved his genitals at Bruce, shouting \'woooooooo!\'. As quick as a flash, Bruce took out a

camping stove and....

[bundyburger]

...the leprechaun (wearing tight \'green\' leather pants with the ass cut out of them and studs)

proceeded to...

[Icarus]

...perform bebop-dancing-for-self-defence moves to an unheard beat. Bruce siezed the opportunity that

his magical, musical camping stove had afforded him by....

[Elana]

putting in the meatloaf and shouting \"Let\'s Lindy like it was 1950\"

[Gossamer_2701]

.. but the meatloaf proved to be too much, and the campstove ran out of gas, halting the freaky little

leprechaun mid-jiggy...

[Elana]

\"what am I going to do with all of these way cool Swing dancing clothes?\" cried the leprechaun

[Gossamer_2701]

But Bruce, realizing that he had forgotten to send out this weeks \'whacky wednesday\' newsletter,

took advantage of the leprechauns self absorbed whining, and slipped out the back door.

[Elana]

as Bruce was running out the back door, he ran into Franki who was feeling rather out of it from the

Pina Colada\'s

[Sexyredhead]

Upon seeing Bruce, Franki dropped to his knees, declaring his undying love and begging Bruce for...

[Elana]

a big platter of chicken wings with bleu cheese dressing

[Sexyredhead]

Alas, Bruce was fresh out of bleu cheese, but luckily

[Elana]

DrSmellThis had some chunky, stinky formula left over from his cinnamon, cardamom creation that went

bad

[Sexyredhead]

so Bruce just threw some of that concoction in with the chicken, and luckily for Franki, it also

contained the cure!

[Skyy]

But franki wasnt satisfied yet, so he gave bruce an evil glare hinting for some more..

[Elana]

poisonious Pina Colada\'s

[markus]

bruce said: look, all i have is these shrooomies. take em twice a day. this will make you...

(always

wanted to be a writer)

[Skyy]

feel like having sex with every man you see!, well take care Franki (im out of here before the shrooms

kick in)

[Elana]

Franki wandered the streets looking for a hot

[Skyy]

cup of salsa so he can finally dip those chips he bought 12 years ago in something, but suddenly he saw

BigBadBear (Music starts playing &amp; time stops) Overwhelmed with happiness Franki..

[franki]

Ok, enough about me guys.. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[Holmes]

Well, he was whisked away into a fleeting leather-filled fantasia.

[Skyy]

Meanwhile back at the porno shop Elana walks in all teary eyed looking for a new fishnet teddy.

Unfortunately they only had fishnet pokemons so that was gonna have to do, while browsing she bumped into Apple,

who was...

[Sexyredhead]

...looking for more pink sparkly glitter since CJ had stolen hers in a drunken fit earlier.

[Holmes]

(That damn Kebap and the evil it breeds!)

[Kari]

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...looking for more pink sparkly

glitter since CJ had stolen hers in a drunken fit earlier.

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Meawhile, Kari strode in, to replenish her supply of irridescent rhinestones and sparkly

feminine hygiene spray.

[Holmes]

No quoting!

[Skyy]

As Kari entered, she also noticed the pokemon fishnet toys, so she went up to a Pikachu one raised it

above her head and said \"PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU\" Elana wasnt gonna have this so she pulled out hers \"SARMANSAUR

I CHOOSE YOU!\"

2 Fishnet pokemons begin to battle
(Battle Music)

[Sexyredhead]

Then Pancho walked in, and upon seeing the battling critters, pulled out his pistol and shot both,

ending the annoyance once and for all.

[Skyy]

Minutes later the town sheriff (Mr. Tallmacky) came in and arrested Pancho for the murder of 2 pokemon

and indecent exposure. Pancho gets to jail thinking on a person to call (since he gets 1 phone call) so he calls...

[Sexyredhead]

SRH, but she explains to him that shooting a pokemon for any reason is rewardable, and he was probably

only brought in so the police dept could give him the bag of money he had coming to him for finally ridding the area

of pokemons once and for all...

[Elana]

that evening the cops through Pancho a huge dinner party

[OCP]

In this pokemon vacuum the power rangers showed up and...

[Sexyredhead]

declared they weren\'t doing that kiddie crap anymore, where was the booze?!

[Elana]

and striped down to their Fruit of the Loom boxers

[Sexyredhead]

and started to mambo like it was 1967!

[OCP]

Just then John Travolta walked in.....

[Sexyredhead]

...but nobody really noticed because Elana and SRH were starting an impromptu striptease on the other

side of the room.

[OCP]

John, being the ego manic that he is, started screaming at the top of his voice, \"We have a broken arrow\", over

and over again.

[Sexyredhead]

...but all the guys said that was his problem, because their \'arrows\' were working just fine.

Meanwhile...

[OCP]

back at the farm John Boy Walton was heard to say.....

[Icarus]

\"Sparrow\"

[CptKipling]

In marched the Blazin\' Squad complete with white socks pulled weeeeeeell above their tracksuit

trousers. The shop was getting crowded, and the \'Squad had commenced an impromptu Blazin\' session, so...

[OCP]

SRH started singing YMCA (complete with hand gestures) and Elana started doing the macarana.....

[Kari]

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SRH started singing YMCA (complete with

hand gestures) and Elana started doing the macarana.....

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Pancho

and Kari were doing a red-hot lambada, until the Big Bad Bear cut in and engaged Pancho in a slow waltz.

[Holmes]

And BigBear said to Pancho, \"Stop quoting me!\"

[Sexyredhead]

and that\'s how the dance contest began.

[Sagacious1420]

Meanwhile, Bruce and the leprechaun began to conpire about starting an annual festival celebrating free

love and the martial arts which they would call \"Burning Jackie Chan\"...

[Elana]

this year it would be held in Vegas. The same day as the porn convention.

[Sexyredhead]

...which everybody agreed was a much better location than last year\'s contest, which was held in

Cleveland, Iowa, because...

[Elana]

they frowned upon the jello wrestling contest between SRH and Elana

[manchorito]

but regrardless of that, they went even farther to...

[Holmes]

Tokyo!

[Kari]

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Tokyo!

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Unfortunately, the Japanese would not let them enter the country. It seems that the entire

membership of the Love-scent discussion group was found on an \"Undesirable Aliens\" list. This puzzled Bruce, who

had just been appointed the Japanese Tourism Minister.

[OCP]

So they all boycotted Toyota and went to Brazil.

[Kari]

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Tokyo!

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Unfortunately, the

Japanese would not let them enter the country. It seems that the entire membership of the Love-scent discussion

group was found on an \"Undesirable Aliens\" list. This puzzled Bruce, who had just been appointed the Japanese

Tourism Minister.

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To complicate matters further, Big Bear had

been offered a position as federal liaison for Japanese imported two-wheeled vehicles.

The White House was in an

uproar, because the Bear had declined.

\"No Japanese toys!\" he cried. I\'m stickin\' with my HOGs!

The

Bear\'s statement, coupled with the digrace of the group membership created a MAJOR diplomatic incident, which

could only be resoved through....

[Kari]

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So they all boycotted Toyota and went

to Brazil.

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Which also shut them out. Colombia, however, issued

the group an invitation, because...

[OCP]

Kari clicks on quote instead of reply.

[Gossamer_2701]

So they kicked her out of the \'Canadian Geek Freak\' club... being the snobbish clique that they

are...

[OCP]

But SHR told Kari where they were meeting so she....

[Elana]

crashed the meeting and started quoting everyone

[OCP]

right into Holmes face! So, Holmes....

[franki]

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[Elana]

took out a black pen and wrote &lt;g&gt;\'s all over her face and right arm

[franki]

until Kari screamed out loud: \"Now I understand it!\"..

[Elana]

but she kept right on with the quoting until Oscar finally had to

[franki]

throw an apple pie into her face

[Elana]

in the meantime back at Skyy\'s house, the murder plot on Franki continued. Nobody wanted him to be

alive for his birthday on Sunday

[franki]

Come Sunday, he would turn 22, and that would mean nothing but..

[Elana]

the onwer on the online gambling site wanted in on the action. Franki owed him $600,000

[franki]

in play money and $100 in real money

[Pancho1188]

the fact that he\'s almost 8 months older than Pancho...and gets hot sex two days in a row from his

lady friends for having his B-day right after V-day...

[Elana]

he agreed to let the play money go, but he wanted his $100, or Franki\'s life.

[Gossamer_2701]

But Franki knew that all he had to do was wear a double shot of none, and he\'d be transformed into

\'Super Franki\' scaring all who would cross his path

[Skyy]

Franki cant come up with the money, so he trys to sell himself on the street corner; lucky enuff his

first customer walked up, it was ...

[Elana]

with one exception. Elana...she was not afraid of Franki. She grabbed him by the

[franki]

it was Franki II, his clone

[franki]

Elana grapped him by the \"Pancho\"...

[OCP]

To which Franki replied, \"NO! not the \"Pancho\", anything but that.

[franki]

He would need his \"Pancho\" to reproduce with Franki II, his clone , so he couldn\'t afford to

lose it just yet..

[Elana]

Franki held his Pancho tight and sang a rap song to it

[Sexyredhead]

...but SRH wasn\'t impressed because her birthday is V-Day, and she therefore gets more sex

than even he does and he would have to do better than that.../ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

So...

[franki]

he took 2 viagra pills

[Sexyredhead]

...and then SRH winked and offered to make it a birthday weekend celebration for the two of them, but

Elana...

[Elana]

really wanted Franki murdered /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif so she called

Franki\'s Mom and told her where Franki was. The problem was, Elana was not certain which one was Franki and which

one was the clone

[franki]

so she called Professor Brian Goldstein, the evil genius behind the clone project..

[Elana]

Mr. Goldstein explained to Elana that in order to find the real Franki she should look at his penis

under the light of the full moon if his penis has

[bjf]

a sown-up vagina behind the balls than that is the real Franki, because Franki was once really Francess...

[Sexyredhead]

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Mr. Goldstein explained to Elana that

in order to find the real Franki she should look at his penis under the light of the full moon if his penis has



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reached the size of a baseball bat, that it must indeed be the

real Franki, because modern cloning can only reproduce things to a certain point...

[Elana]

Elana unzipped the fly and was thrilled to see it was the real Franki

Wahoooooooooooooooooo she

yelled /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Sexyredhead]

SRH and Elana started to fight about who would get to play with that \'bat\', but decided that

since he\'d had 2 viagra, they could just flip a coin and take turns.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif So they dragged him off to a dark corner and...

[Elana]

began feeding him spicy shrimp washed down with pina colandas

[Sexyredhead]

that Pancho was sweet enough to supply, and...

[Elana]

then slowly undressed Franki, and had him bathe in a large tub of

[OCP]

Jello. The one Elana and SHR were supposed to wrestle in.

[Sexyredhead]

Remembering the competition, SRH and Elana, with help from Pancho, slowly started peeling off their

clothes as well

[Elana]

SRH and Elana were really getting turned on watching Franki in the glistening Jello. Something spoiled

the mood when a loud voice from the distance yelled

[Sexyredhead]

\"Hey y\'all, watch this!\"

[Elana]

It was Soup Boy.

[OCP]

From the Dallas Cowboys.

[franki]

with FTR.. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Elana]

all of them started SCREAMING BONG BONG BONG! It was terrible. SRH and Elana were frozen with fear

[OCP]

due the large size of soup boy.

[Elana]

SRH and Elana grabbed their clothes and took off running into the night, leaving Franki behind in a

cold vat of lime Jello

[franki]

FTR and Soup Boy proceeded by unveiling red roses and a giant valentine\'s Card to..

[OCP]

The moonlight glisened off of Elana\'s and SHR lean hard bodies.....

[franki]

and while Elana and SRH were running away, FTR and Soup Boy declared their eternal love for each other

[Elana]

just when Soup Boy leaned in for a kiss, FTR grabbed a giant ladle from her purse and bashed him over

the head

[Sexyredhead]

and invited Franki to a swingers party they were on the way to

[Elana]

FTR explained to Franki that is was switch night at the swingers party. All men had to dress as women.

Franki put on a little dress FTR had, but was confused when he arrived at the party and was the only man wearing

women\'s clothing

[OCP]

so he took off the dress and started dancing around like a....

[franki]

chicken

[Skyy]

Franki was dancing so horribly people started throwing tomatoes and all sorts of random junk at him

so..

[CptKipling]

he ate it all.

[bundyburger]

Once full, Franki looked around,noticed lots of bored, horny women looking at him and read the date on

his watch. It was 12:00am February 14th .More commonly known as...

[franki]

SRH\'s Birthday!

[bundyburger]

Knowing SRH most likely had every other man in the party drooling over her in some room elsewhere,

Franki tremored at the thought of satisifying the countless other (very sexy, might I add) insatiable women now

staring at him with desire and...

[Pancho1188]

realized they were drooling over him because Pancho was the only other man in the room, and everyone

there knew that Pancho had nothing on him.

[Elana]

as Pancho and Franki were competing for attention from the women, what happened next shocked everyone

in the room. The retractable ceiling slowly opened up to reveal

[EXIT63]

Exit 63 in a superman costume flying in to save the ladies from tose 2 dweebs.

[Elana]

the ladies were thrilled to be rescued. \"Take me, take me with you\" shouted the women

[franki]

EXIT wasn\'t the least bit interested in the Ladies though.

[Elana]

he waned the dead corpse of Mr. Rogers that was kept in the basement of the house

[CptKipling]

and his collection of singing potatoes he was after. Swooping in, he grabbed Pancho, who at this point

was a mass of flailing limbs, and...

[CptKipling]

Oi! Stop editing franki /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[franki]

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[EXIT63]

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Pancho began rapping his love-rap he had written the night before for Bigbear.

[BigBear]

And hun, BigBear was one happy Bear! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Elana]

he ran over to Pancho and wrapped his arms around Pancho\'s waist and said

[CptKipling]

\"Hun, don\'t talk, just dance for me.\"

[Pancho1188]

Pancho then showed his \"Lord of the Dance\" skills with Kari (who just happened to show up at that

exact moment for the dancing number), but he accidentally ripped off the top of her dress at the exact time he said

the words, \"Pancho\'s cool, Kari\'s hot...Pancho\'s gonna take it off!\"

[EXIT63]

Then Bigbear grabbed Pancho out of Kari\'s arms, through him over his shoulder, jumped on his harley

and sped away.