Gossamer_2701
02-04-2004, 05:32 AM
The
following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing
father\'s details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check number 11, It takes the prize.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the
identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
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2. I am
unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from
behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
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3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.
She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do
remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his
phone number? Thanks.
4. I don\'t know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now
has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area
and see if he\'s had it replaced. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
5. I have never had sex
with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son\'s conception was immaculate and that he
is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A\'s dad as he informs me that to do so would
blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right
by you and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all
squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
8. Peter Smith is the father of
child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
9. From the dates it seems
that my daughter was conceived at EuroDisney maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that
night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the
evening. If I\'d have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might
have remained unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you
eat a can of beans you can\'t be sure which one made you fart.
following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing
father\'s details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check number 11, It takes the prize.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the
identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
2. I am
unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from
behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.
She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do
remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his
phone number? Thanks.
4. I don\'t know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now
has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area
and see if he\'s had it replaced. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
5. I have never had sex
with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son\'s conception was immaculate and that he
is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A\'s dad as he informs me that to do so would
blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right
by you and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all
squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.
8. Peter Smith is the father of
child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
9. From the dates it seems
that my daughter was conceived at EuroDisney maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that
night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the
evening. If I\'d have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might
have remained unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you
eat a can of beans you can\'t be sure which one made you fart.