Pancho1188
01-29-2004, 01:17 AM
The
Pheromone Life
by Pancho Rivera
Fun time tonight. Went out with friends, had a few drinks, played darts
and pool, and flirted with women.
Things were looking up for the night when we sat at the bar having our first
drink and the first girl that passes us by checks me out. I, Pancho el Stupido Oblivioso (that was my childhood
name /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif), of course don\'t notice, but my friends are nice enough to
point it out by saying, \"Wow, that girl just checked you out big time. She was thinking, \'Oooh, I want a piece
of him...\'\" Apparently, I do have it going on...and you can dress me up AND take me out...
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I had one girl come up to take the ash tray from our table and
say the weirdest thing: \"Can I take this ash tray........or do I have to pay you for it?\" Wow, that\'s a new
one to me. Of course, in my inebriated stupor, I respond, \"Well, I\'d usually charge you, but you look like a
nice person...go ahead and take it.\" Real smooth, Pancho, real smooth... Yes, my charm in person outdoes my
charm on this forum... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
The waitress was reeeeeeeeeeally hot and
she flirted with me throughout the night...you can never tell what it\'s about when they\'re working for tips,
but she seemed to look at me a lot when talking to the group. Also, while we were playing pool, the two girls
playing at the other table were looking at me frequently. They were smokers...*hack* *cough* *BLAH*...yeah, I\'m
picky about that disgusting habit...so sue me...but they were cute and they seemed to enjoy looking at me.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Yeah, no hook-ups, no sex, and no fun stories of DIHL or
anything, but I had a damn good time and it was nice to be noticed by women and the object of their flirtation.
Every little step counts...and if you knew me you\'d know that this was a big step. We left around 10, didn\'t
get back until ~2:30, and I didn\'t even think about looking at a clock once or feel awkward, out of place, or
invisible at all. It was awesome.
Was it the AE/TE combo I used (1 drop of AE on neck/wrist, 1 drop of TE in
hair/behind ears; total of 5 drops), was it the \"placebo effect\", was it confidence, was it focusing on having a
good time instead of being paranoid, was it the many beers I had, was it my sexy outfit, was it my pretty face, was
it my beard (thanks, Sssssssssst!!!), was it luck?
Who gives a sh*t? I had fun!!!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Pancho
Pheromone Life
by Pancho Rivera
Fun time tonight. Went out with friends, had a few drinks, played darts
and pool, and flirted with women.
Things were looking up for the night when we sat at the bar having our first
drink and the first girl that passes us by checks me out. I, Pancho el Stupido Oblivioso (that was my childhood
name /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif), of course don\'t notice, but my friends are nice enough to
point it out by saying, \"Wow, that girl just checked you out big time. She was thinking, \'Oooh, I want a piece
of him...\'\" Apparently, I do have it going on...and you can dress me up AND take me out...
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I had one girl come up to take the ash tray from our table and
say the weirdest thing: \"Can I take this ash tray........or do I have to pay you for it?\" Wow, that\'s a new
one to me. Of course, in my inebriated stupor, I respond, \"Well, I\'d usually charge you, but you look like a
nice person...go ahead and take it.\" Real smooth, Pancho, real smooth... Yes, my charm in person outdoes my
charm on this forum... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
The waitress was reeeeeeeeeeally hot and
she flirted with me throughout the night...you can never tell what it\'s about when they\'re working for tips,
but she seemed to look at me a lot when talking to the group. Also, while we were playing pool, the two girls
playing at the other table were looking at me frequently. They were smokers...*hack* *cough* *BLAH*...yeah, I\'m
picky about that disgusting habit...so sue me...but they were cute and they seemed to enjoy looking at me.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Yeah, no hook-ups, no sex, and no fun stories of DIHL or
anything, but I had a damn good time and it was nice to be noticed by women and the object of their flirtation.
Every little step counts...and if you knew me you\'d know that this was a big step. We left around 10, didn\'t
get back until ~2:30, and I didn\'t even think about looking at a clock once or feel awkward, out of place, or
invisible at all. It was awesome.
Was it the AE/TE combo I used (1 drop of AE on neck/wrist, 1 drop of TE in
hair/behind ears; total of 5 drops), was it the \"placebo effect\", was it confidence, was it focusing on having a
good time instead of being paranoid, was it the many beers I had, was it my sexy outfit, was it my pretty face, was
it my beard (thanks, Sssssssssst!!!), was it luck?
Who gives a sh*t? I had fun!!!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Pancho