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Pancho1188
01-28-2004, 12:04 PM
Happy 5,000 posts,

Elana!

Okay, for your 5,000th post, I\'ve introduced a new product that will be a best-seller!!!



The Elana 5000 (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/TheElanaExperience.html\")

or



The Elana 5000 (\"http://www.geocities.com/ngn101/TheElanaExperience.html\")

If you\'re lazy,

I\'ve copied and pasted the text below:


The Elana 5000

The Elana 5000 is the most revolutionary

erotic accessory on the market today. The Elana 5000 has over 100 features and 32 settings for your sensual

enjoyment. Set the Elana 5000 on \"Tease\" and choose from many varieties of flirting, playful physical contact,

eye contact, hand-holding, massaging, dancing, lap dancing, and the world famous \"striptease\" setting specially

patented by the makers of the Elana 5000. For a more sensual experience, set the Elana 5000 to \"Total sensual

relaxation\", and she will set the mood with aromatherapy, essential oils, mood lighting, sensual music, and a

full-body massage to send even the most tense person into utter relaxation and ecstasy. You\'ll never get tired

of the Elana 5000 because of the multitude of features and settings that you will never be able to get

through---even with life-long use!

The Elana 5000 is great for any occasion. Simply wine and dine the Elana 5000

for one of the most magical evenings of a lifetime. She can be taken to any event to boost your attractiveness and

social status. She can make ex-girlfriends jealous, she can increase your success at business functions, and she

can give you that fresh, commitment-oriented look to catch that special someone. She makes a great shopping,

dancing, movie, and bar-hopping partner! We love the Elana 5000 so much, we can guarantee that she will work for

you no matter what the situation may be!

There is a word of caution when using the Elana 5000. The Elana 5000

will only take care of you if you take care of it. The Elana requires a lot of love, caring, and support to allow

for your full enjoyment. You must provide her the proper accommodations so she is able to look her best, be happy,

and stay healthy. The Elana 5000 is not a slave. She will not cook, clean, etc. for you every day without proper

reciprocation. Please take care of your Elana 5000 and she will take care of you.

Editor\'s Note: The

Elana 5000 has been discontinued because the manufacturer was only able to produce one. As the value of the Elana

5000 is priceless, we have left it up to her to decide who receives such an amazing creation.

The Elana

5000...may or may not be in a store near you!!!




Happy 5,000th, Elana!

Love,

Pancho

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Elana
01-28-2004, 12:27 PM
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Editor\'s Note: The Elana 5000 has been

discontinued because the manufacturer was only able to produce one. As the value of the Elana 5000 is priceless, we

have left it up to her to decide who receives such an amazing creation.

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That was sweet. Thanks, Pancho. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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CptKipling
01-28-2004, 04:02 PM
Yes a kiss ass, but

what an ass to kiss /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Elana
01-28-2004, 06:23 PM
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Yes a kiss ass, but what an ass to kiss

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A little

spanking might be nice too. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Ash
01-28-2004, 08:30 PM
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Editor\'s Note: The Elana 5000 has been discontinued because the

manufacturer was only able to produce one. As the value of the Elana 5000 is priceless, we have left it up to her to

decide who receives such an amazing creation.

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That was sweet.

Thanks, Pancho. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

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I can\'t

take it any more. Stop encouraging him Elana.

Puncho. What the hell is wrong with you? Did you get hit on the

head when you were little; or soooomthing?

Get some help kid! PLEASE!!!

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Pancho1188
01-29-2004, 12:45 AM
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That was sweet. Thanks, Pancho.

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I can\'t take

it any more. Stop encouraging him Elana.

Puncho. What the hell is wrong with you? Did you get hit on the head

when you were little; or soooomthing?

Get some help kid! PLEASE!!!

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Actually, I was

dropped on my head as a kid, but I don\'t think that has anything to do with it...

Seriously, if you don\'t

like it, you don\'t have to read it. Period.

EXIT63
01-29-2004, 04:45 AM
Now

ladies, let\'s try to keep it civil. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Pancho, try to ignore

Ash. He\'s just jealous of your ladykillerness. Who wouldn\'t be.

Ash, Pancho has the right to post his

platitudes. If reading his drivel upsets you. Then don\'t read it.

Well, I handled that pretty well. I

should be a moderator. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Elana
01-29-2004, 05:12 AM
Look at

my sweet as sunshine Exit. His giant heart of gold only wants people to be happy and get along. So what that he

called Mr. Rogers a homo. He meant it is the kindest, most loving way. The sky just opened up and flowers fell from

the heavens because Exit walked into the room (in this case the thread). All hail Exit63!

EXIT63
01-29-2004, 05:30 AM
BANG...ZOOM!!!

CptKipling
01-29-2004, 09:52 AM
Pancho, we love you buddy! Keep the verbal diarrhoea flowing /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Pancho1188
01-29-2004, 10:29 AM
PANCHO: See,

this should be a post. This is the post.
HOLMES: What?
PANCHO: This. Just talking.
HOLMES: (dismissing) Yeah,

right.
PANCHO: I\'m really serious. I think that\'s a good idea.
HOLMES: Just talking? Well what\'s the

post about?
PANCHO: It\'s about nothing.
HOLMES: No story?
PANCHO: No forget the story.
HOLMES: You\'ve

got to have a story.
PANCHO: Who says you gotta have a story? Remember when we were waiting for, for that table in

that Chinese restaurant that time? That could be a forum post.
HOLMES: And who is in the post? Who are the

characters?
PANCHO: I could be a character.
HOLMES: You?
PANCHO: Yeah. You could have a character like

me.
HOLMES: So, in the post, there\'s a character named Pancho Rivera?
PANCHO: Yeah. There\'s something wrong

with that? I\'m a character. People are always saying to me, \"You know you\'re a quite a

character.\"
HOLMES: And who else is in the post?
PANCHO: Elana could be a character. Franki...
HOLMES: Now

he\'s a character. (Pause) So everybody I know is a character in the post.
PANCHO: Right.
HOLMES: And it\'s

about nothing?
PANCHO: Absolutely nothing.
HOLMES: So you\'re saying, I go onto Love-Scent.com, and tell them I

got this idea for a post about nothing.
PANCHO: We go onto Love-Scent.com.
HOLMES: \"We\"? Since when are you a

writer?
PANCHO: (Scoffs) Writer. We\'re talking about a forum.
HOLMES: You want to go with me to

Love-Scent.com?
PANCHO: Yeah. I think we really got something here.
HOLMES: What do we got?
PANCHO: An

idea.
HOLMES: What idea?
PANCHO: An idea for the post.
HOLMES: I still don\'t know what the idea is.
PANCHO:

It\'s about nothing.
HOLMES: Right.
PANCHO: Everybody\'s doing something, we\'ll do nothing.
HOLMES: So,

we go onto Love-Scent.com, we tell them we\'ve got an idea for a post about nothing.
PANCHO: Exactly.
HOLMES:

They say, \"What\'s your post about?\" I say, \"Nothing.\"
PANCHO: There you go.
(A moment passes)
HOLMES:

(Nodding) I think you may have something here.

franki
01-29-2004, 10:54 AM
Do you have nothing

else to occupy your mind with?

Pancho1188
01-29-2004, 11:05 AM
Ouch.

Ash
01-29-2004, 11:30 AM
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Do you have nothing else to occupy your mind with?



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Really Poncho. It\'s embarrassing to some of us. I feel like

Sylvester the cats son after I read some of you posts. I just want to put a brown paper bag over my head.

BigBear
01-29-2004, 11:35 AM
Leave him

alone!!!!!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

-----BigBadBear /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

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Gossamer_2701
01-29-2004, 12:17 PM
Hey

Pancho... I personally enjoy most of your posts, while occasionally wanting to pull that proverbial paper bag over

my head to others /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Keep it creative.... just let it flow man...



All I want to know is.... How do you remember EVERY SINGLE line from those episodes?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif I mean I\'m a BIG fan of that show, and I know all those

lines while reading your posts, but I couldn\'t sit down and just write them all out like that.
Come on man..

spill it... Google search... got the whole series on DVD... or should I start calling you \'Rain Man\'

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Anyway, keep on posting!!!!

Goss

Icarus
01-29-2004, 12:44 PM
Pancho

CptKipling
01-30-2004, 11:29 AM
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Do you have nothing else to occupy your mind with?

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Really Poncho. It\'s embarrassing to some of us. I feel like

Sylvester the cats son after I read some of you posts. I just want to put a brown paper bag over my head.

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To use (or brutally plagiarise, you deside) one of Panchos old

sigs\':

The line |
You -----|---&gt; /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Not

cool