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[burgerama1960]

With all pheromone use by

people on this board, there sure isn\'t alot of sex talk goin on. Alot of mixing this an that but no humping this

or that. What gives?

[Skyy]

Go throw Elana a pm

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[Holmes]

That\'s a good f*ckin\'

question.


Holmes

[EXIT63]

Takes more than pheros to get

this bunch laid.

[Pancho1188]

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Well, it also requires a beard, a space suit, and an invisible space ship.

My beard is growing in slowly, my suit is at the cleaners, and my mom will only let me take out the space ship once

every week. As soon as those forces combine, I will be the ultimate sexual force!!!

[Holmes]

Without my pheros, I\'m

nothing. NOTHING!


Holmes

[Pancho1188]

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To seriously answer your question, the people on this board are decent

people who are just looking to attract more positive responses from people. Not all of us are out for sex...and if

they are, they keep the elaborate play-by-play to themselves or PMs to Elana.

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Believe me, I am not referring to myself, just most of

everyone else. I\'ll take it any way I can get it... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif When I

actually get some, I will write an in-depth report about every moment.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif I just need to get my life situated first before I can get back out

there.

[CptKipling]

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Ahhh sex, sweetest of all pleasures.

Yeah c\'mon you guys, don\'t

make me get lewd on your proverbial ass.

(self - put down the mouse, hang up your boots, just go to bed

goddamit)

[Holmes]

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It could be because we\'re a bunch of losers.

Ah, there\'s the

bell. Off to Phys. Ed.!


Holmes

[EXIT63]

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Your fiyahed.\" - D. Trump


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I thought that was Artie Lang. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Holmes]

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I\'m on Artie\'s fitness program. Working great (better than

pheros)!


Holmes

[Icarus]

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Why aren\'t there more sex stories on this forum for all the world to see?

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It has something to do with copulins.

And

moon-madness.

Steve

P.S. Pheros wont replace social skills or remove that hair-lip.

P.P.S. I need a young

priest and an old priest

P.P.P.S. the power of Christ compels you

[Sagacious1420]

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With all pheromone use by people on this board,

there sure isn\'t alot of sex talk goin on. Alot of mixing this an that but no humping this or that. What gives?



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">If you\'re just looking for sex talk, then you\'re probably in the

wrong place. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif I\'m sure that if all we were looking for was

sex, then we\'d spend all that phero money on prostitutes.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

I\'m not out looking for one nighters, personally...I

don\'t have to. I have turned a long time friend into a friend w/ benefits since using pheros, w/ a few random

encounters along the way. I\'m sure that if I were to make a post every time we hooked up it would become just as

boring for you. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif If it makes you feel any better, she did stop by

this afternoon on her way home from work and gave me a bj. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif Feel

better? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Just for the record, I might hump that but not this.

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Hey Pancho, I just got my space suit back from the cleaners

today, so do you think I could borrow your spaceship tomorrow night if you\'re not using it. Mine\'s in the

shop; the cold fusion unit is on the fritz again. I\'ve got a hot date w/ a Venusian and I need to post a lurid

story asap. I\'ve got the beard and the space suit, but w/out a spaceship it\'s never gonna happen. So can you

help a brotha out? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[burgerama1960]

Well it doesn\'t have

to be a blow by blow but description but after describing all the attention and reactions at least tell us if the

results of all the mixes got you use got you in the sack or not. Or for that matter a steady relationship. It would

give us readers some hope that phero\'s are really worth the effort.