I saved a spider the other night!

[Skyy]

I woke up

saturday morning and saw a giant spider on my ceiling. I thought about killing it, but it was in a location I

couldnt get to so i hoped it would just wander off. I came home saturday night and saw that it moved and I debated

what to do with it. So i went through the trouble of spending 10 mins trying to catch and then going down stairs to

let it go free (Keep in mind its 3am and im very tired). Kinda funny cause I sorta got soft about killing it. A

few reasons about why I did it. 1) Not lately, but about 2-3 months ago I would have odd/bad dreams involving some

sort of spider or spiders that made me feel uncomfortable when waking up. 2) I beleive in karma and just because its

a lower form of life doesnt make its value anyless than mine.

I duno, i just felt like sharing whats been on my

mind...

[bjf]

See

what months of wearing NPA/w does to a guy!

Just kidding, I don\'t see the point of killing those things

either.

[belgareth]

I won\'t let people kill spiders around my house. They can be put outside but never harmed. That\'s because

spiders eat all the other nasty little creatures that invade our homes.

[Pancho1188]

Not to post an \"unwelcome\" and \"unpopular\" response, but my house is my domain. I don\'t go outside and

actively kill spiders/insects, but if it comes in my house, I\'ll kill it. Some of that is due to my slight OCD

tendencies from my heredity, but I must get rid of it...if one is in my house, that means hundreds more could be

lurking about. I can\'t take that chance.

After just talking about it...
Must cleanse myself...must

cleanse...I\'m so dirty...*Shivers*


Pancho

[MysteriousMan]

I\'ve got many spiders in my home. They keep my home free of flies and other insects. No fly is

disturbing my sleep on sunday mornings.

Now I need a girl that shares this insight

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

MysteriousMan

[Elana]

Me!

Me! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
I pardon them as well. I let them do their job ridding my

house of other creepy crawlies.

[Pancho1188]

Out of sight, out of mind... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Icarus]

The

backtracking had begun: who knew into which corner it would lead....?

[Kari]

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I woke up saturday morning and saw a giant spider

on my ceiling. I thought about killing it, but it was in a location I couldnt get to so i hoped it would just

wander off. I came home saturday night and saw that it moved and I debated what to do with it. So i went through

the trouble of spending 10 mins trying to catch and then going down stairs to let it go free (Keep in mind its 3am

and im very tired). Kinda funny cause I sorta got soft about killing it. A few reasons about why I did it. 1) Not

lately, but about 2-3 months ago I would have odd/bad dreams involving some sort of spider or spiders that made me

feel uncomfortable when waking up. 2) I beleive in karma and just because its a lower form of life doesnt make its

value anyless than mine.

I duno, i just felt like sharing whats been on my mind...

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I find that rather admirable. Particularly since I used to be arachnephobic, myself.

[Kari]

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I\'ve got many spiders in my home. They keep my

home free of flies and other insects. No fly is disturbing my sleep on sunday mornings.

Now I need a girl that

shares this insight /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

MysteriousMan

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Spiders are clean. Cockroaches are dirty, and must be killed.

[franki]

I am

with Pancho on this one: I will kill any non-human life form that enters my domain (especially spiders) or at least

make sure it gets out as soon as possible. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Elana]

including pod people? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[franki]

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including pod people?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

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Sorry, I still

don\'t have a clue what pod people are?? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Elana]

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including pod people? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif



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Sorry, I still don\'t have a clue what pod people are??

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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You are in denial!

[EXIT63]

I

had a dream about pod people last night. SCARY!!!

[Elana]

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I had a dream about pod people last night.

SCARY!!!

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Was I in it eating a ham sandwich?

[EXIT63]

Yeah, that was the scary part. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

You had already been taken over. And were trying to get me

to come along. How could I resist?! It get\'s kinda blurry after that. Though I do remember feeling you up.

[CptKipling]

Ok now I have a craving for a ham sandwich, perhaps with a little mustard mayo...

[CptKipling]

That really was the god of all ham sarnies.

Home cooked ham sliced onto fresh farmhouse loaf, with generous

amounts of fairly weak mustard mayonaise. &lt;drool&gt;

Now I understand how one sandwich could be so dangerous.

[Pancho1188]

Yeah, if you added mayo, cheese, \"special sauce\", potato chips, and a beer, you could fatten the world and clog

the arteries of every human being in the world! Absolutely diabolical!!!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[CptKipling]

Well then, I have some shopping to do.

My mouth is still watering. Maybe someone could capture the essence of

ham sandwich and sell it as a food colonge.

When worn by a woman Essence of Ham Sandwich (EHS) would make all the

men in the room drool, and want to commit instantly because the man will assume she is a good cook. A few smears of

mayo around the mouth will amplify the effect.

In fact, we could use all manner of confectionary delights in

Essence(tm) form.

Around the festive season, Essence of Traditional Christmas cake would be particularly

effective.

Picture the following diologue:

Her: \"Hey handsome\"
Him: \"Err...hi\"
Her: \"Are you

having a good Christmas?\"
Him: \"Yes actually, I planning to...I\'m sorry, but is that a glace cherry on your

cheak?\"
Her: \"Maybe. Do you like glace cherries? Why don\'t we just...\"
Him: \"Hunny, you smell like a

fruit cake, I\'ll see you lat...\"
Her: \"Don\'t talk baby, just dance\"


(credit for this \"joke\"

goes to Steve, if he wants any of it /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif)

[EXIT63]

What

the hell is mustard mayonnaise? Sounds gross. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[CptKipling]

A little bit of mustard mixed with mayonnaise.

Try it, you might find you like it.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Sagacious1420]

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What the hell is mustard mayonnaise?

Sounds gross. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">You\'ve never had dijonnaise? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif That\'s

some yummy stuff. You don\'t know what your missing. It goes particularly well w/ a ham sandwich. Seriously.

I\'m not kidding. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Who knows, dijonnaise could be the

one thing to save the world from the ravages of the nefarious ham sandwich.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif OK, now I\'m kidding...or am I....

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[CptKipling]

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What the hell is mustard mayonnaise? Sounds gross.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">You\'ve never

had dijonnaise? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif That\'s some yummy stuff. You don\'t know

what your missing. It goes particularly well w/ a ham sandwich. Seriously. I\'m not kidding.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Exactly!