Many thanks, again, to Elana....

[Kari]

.... for

advising me that Microtweeze is the best waxing product on the market. I also find that the suggestion re:

cornstarch, in the instructions works well. Once you try Microtweeze, you never go back.

Wish is was available

in the beauty suppliers, \'round here-- I have to get it off the Net. Wouldna ya think that in Los

Angeles.....?

Tell me, guys... is Elana so popular, on this list, because she\'s beautiful, witty, and sexy? Or

because she\'s wise and knowledgeable? I can\'t decide.

Pancho.. YOU call it.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Icarus]

It\'s a tyranny thing.

Fall in line or be punished.

It\'s just like Darwin said:

\"I\'ve got a

bloody great beard.\"

Steve

[abductor]

She

is everything that was said above! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Icarus]

Yup.

An anti-Darwinist pig-dog that believes people came out of pods after the Markabians left a group of their finest

engineer-ants to build a society.

This is why bald men are uptight.

[Elana]

Oh my

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Thank you for

the sweet words.

Yes, Microtweeze was an exciting discovery. I have never used anything that could get such

teeny hairs.
I am so glad it worked for you. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Icarus]

Pod

person.

[Kari]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
It\'s a tyranny thing.

Fall in line or be

punished.

It\'s just like Darwin said:

\"I\'ve got a bloody great beard.\"

Steve

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

BTW-- Are we a funny specie of talking monkey, or what? We wax off the

scent-trapping hairs. Then we wash and perfume, so we don\'t smell like people. THEN, we spend money on pheromone

products, to put the smell back on. ROFL!

[Icarus]

Would you have it any other way? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Steve

[CJ01]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
We wax off the scent-trapping hairs.

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> hehe you´re right but I kinda doubt that our leg hairs do much for us in that

respect. Much better to splash out for extra mones but feel nice smooth skin when it cums down to it

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[tallmacky]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
She is everything that was said above!

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Yuuuup, with Elana, that was obvious to many here. Even 4,930 posts

ago.....and counting. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Sagacious1420]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
BTW-- Are we a funny specie of talking

monkey, or what? We wax off the scent-trapping hairs. Then we wash and perfume, so we don\'t smell like people.

THEN, we spend money on pheromone products, to put the smell back on. ROFL!

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">Makes perfect sense to me...but then again, I\'m a member of that funny species of talking

monkeys, so what do you expect. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Sagacious1420]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Much better to splash out for extra

mones but feel nice smooth skin when it cums down to it /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">You said a mouthful. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Kari]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
We wax off the scent-trapping hairs.

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\"> hehe you´re right but I kinda doubt that our leg hairs do much for us in that respect. Much

better to splash out for extra mones but feel nice smooth skin when it cums down to it

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Who\'s

talking about leg hairs? Smooth skin, though. is the point.

[CJ01]

what

what were you talking about then, you ought to tell us y´know ?

[Elana]

Ms.

CJ....we are talking about the pussy. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Microtweeze is great for

keeping your kitty smooth as silk.

[franki]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
we are talking about the pussy.

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Pancho1188]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />

Tell me, guys... is Elana so popular, on this

list, because she\'s beautiful, witty, and sexy? Or because she\'s wise and knowledgeable? I can\'t decide.



Pancho.. YOU call it. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

Kari, I appreciate your deference to me on this interesting dilemma. Although this is as

difficult as they come, I feel I am qualified to make the boldest attempt to capture the essence of Elana. This

will require assistance from every culture known to man. I\'ll need to tap into the sensual power of the poem,

limerick, rap, chant, prose, rhyme, allusion (to the Goddess herself, of course), alliteration, biambic pentameter,

heroic couplet, and the ultimate of all poetic sweetness, the haiku. As promised back when I made the other web

pages, Elana\'s \"tribute\" web page will be a dedication to her and her 5,000 posts.

This one, however, I do

not have to do alone. If anyone would like to see a reference to a particularly interesting posting/story involving

Elana, please PM me a link to the thread or tell me the story, and I will try to find a way to incorporate it into

the webpage...

Every day until her 5,000th post, I will write a little something special about Elana. This will

start today. Check out the site and see what mysteries you\'ll tap into. Maybe you\'ll find your answer, Kari,

or maybe you won\'t, but the experience will truly be something...



The Elana Experience (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/TheElanaExperience.html\")

If you can\'t

access that site, try this one (\"http://www.geocities.com/ngn101/TheElanaExperience.html\").

Elana

and Tallmacky: I leave it up to you two to find/create a nice background/font color for the webpage.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif PM me which ones you want me to use.


Pancho

[CJ01]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Microtweeze is great for keeping your kitty smooth

as silk.


<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Does it come with some sort of a narcotic or local

anaesthetic?

[Icarus]

Please.....stop......killing.....me

[Pancho1188]

Added a couple of old and a couple of new ones to the \"experience\" today...

[Kari]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Microtweeze is great for keeping your kitty smooth as silk.


<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Does it come with some sort of a narcotic or local anaesthetic?

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

You guys are such babies. What\'s a little, transient pain? You might

even get off on having the hair ripped from your jewels. It could be a transcendental experience.

[Kari]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Microtweeze is great for keeping your kitty smooth as silk.


<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Does it come with some sort of a narcotic or local anaesthetic?

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Not bad, if you dust with cornstarch, first. I want the GUYS to do it!

Yummy, hair-free balls!

[CJ01]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />


Quote:
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Microtweeze is great for keeping your kitty

smooth as silk.



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Does it

come with some sort of a narcotic or local anaesthetic?




--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



You guys are such

babies. What\'s a little, transient pain? You might even get off on having the hair ripped from your jewels. It

could be a transcendental experience.

--------------------


<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Maybe you get off on this pain but I certainly don not. You masochist

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Kari]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />


Quote:
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Quote:
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------------------------------------------------------------------

Microtweeze is great for keeping your kitty

smooth as silk.



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Does it

come with some sort of a narcotic or local anaesthetic?




--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



You guys are such

babies. What\'s a little, transient pain? You might even get off on having the hair ripped from your jewels. It

could be a transcendental experience.

--------------------


<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Maybe you get off on this pain but I certainly don not. You masochist

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

HEY! That give me an idea. What about... a Microtweez dominatrix!

[CJ01]

Oh dear,

what the f*** have I done !! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Kari]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Oh dear, what the f*** have I done !!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

You have

created a dynamic new sex industry!!!!! Walk proud, sister!

[Pancho1188]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Oh dear, what the f*** have I done !!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

You have

created a dynamic new sex industry!!!!! Walk proud, sister!

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

She\'ll be walking funny if she actually goes through with the \"procedure\"...

[Pancho1188]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />

Tell me, guys... is Elana so popular, on this list, because she\'s

beautiful, witty, and sexy? Or because she\'s wise and knowledgeable? I can\'t decide.

Pancho.. YOU call it.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Kari, I

appreciate your deference to me on this interesting dilemma. Although this is as difficult as they come, I feel I

am qualified to make the boldest attempt to capture the essence of Elana. This will require assistance from every

culture known to man. I\'ll need to tap into the sensual power of the poem, limerick, rap, chant, prose, rhyme,

allusion (to the Goddess herself, of course), alliteration, biambic pentameter, heroic couplet, and the ultimate of

all poetic sweetness, the haiku. As promised back when I made the other web pages, Elana\'s \"tribute\" web

page will be a dedication to her and her 5,000 posts.

This one, however, I do not have to do alone. If anyone

would like to see a reference to a particularly interesting posting/story involving Elana, please PM me a link to

the thread or tell me the story, and I will try to find a way to incorporate it into the webpage...

Every day

until her 5,000th post, I will write a little something special about Elana. This will start today. Check out the

site and see what mysteries you\'ll tap into. Maybe you\'ll find your answer, Kari, or maybe you won\'t, but

the experience will truly be something...

The

Elana Experience (\"http://pancho.reallyrules.com/TheElanaExperience.html\")

If you can\'t access that site, try

this one (\"http://www.geocities.com/ngn101/TheElanaExperience.html\").

Elana and Tallmacky: I leave

it up to you two to find/create a nice background/font color for the webpage.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif PM me which ones you want me to use.


Pancho

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Updated...I like the \"Ogre\" reference...very charming...and the

surprise at the end...very funny...Kari, you may get the picture now.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif J/K.