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Kari
01-07-2004, 08:28 AM
British Naked

Walker Gets Jail Sentence
7 minutes ago


LONDON - A man trying to walk the length of Britain naked to

promote public nudity was convicted Wednesday of breaching the peace and sentenced to three months in jail.





Stephen Gough, 44, has endured repeated arrests since setting out in June to walk the 847 miles from Land\'s

End in southwest England to John O\'Groats in Scotland\'s far north.


He was most recently apprehended Nov.

29 after residents of Evanton, a village in the Scottish Highlands, complained about his walking through town

wearing only boots, socks and a knapsack. He had been released from jail just hours earlier.


Gough, wearing

only a scarlet prison blanket tied with a police belt at his trial in Dingwall Sheriff Court in the Highlands,

argued that he had been exercising his right to free expression as guaranteed by the Human Rights Act.




\"There is no law saying \'Thou shalt not go naked,\'\" Gough said. \"All I am doing is dressing how I

want to dress and believing what I want to believe. ... I am taking a stand and I hope that inspires others to do

the same.\"


He said he had undertaken his hike to \"celebrate myself as a human being\" and show people the

nude body is beautiful, not disgusting.


There is no law in Britain against public nudity. However, there are

laws against indecent exposure — which requires proof of intent to insult a woman — or any behavior likely to cause

\"harassment, alarm or distress.\"


Evanton resident Robert Thow, who testified at Gough\'s trial, said he

had reported the naked walker to police because he worried about what effect his appearance might have on women and

children.


\"I think there is a time and a place for it,\" he said. \"I did not think Evanton was the place

for it, or any other village.\"


He suggested that Gough could have walked around the town instead of through

it.


Sheriff Edward Savage, who also convicted Gough for breaching the terms of his bail, chastised him while

handing down the sentence.


\"You seemed determined, Mr. Gough, to break the law,\" he said.


Gough, of

Eastleigh in southern England, will get credit for the month he\'s already spent in jail.

DrSmellThis
01-07-2004, 09:11 AM
Bad

man!

Kari
01-07-2004, 09:15 AM
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Hey! His name is Steve! That you, McQueenie-- under a different surname? He\'s dressed

regimental!

Elana
01-07-2004, 09:33 AM
Poor naked

dude. He can\'t even sneak any snacks into jail. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif No place to

put them.

Sexyredhead
01-07-2004, 09:35 AM
Poor

naked dude. It\'s probably really cold in the UK right now. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

Elana
01-07-2004, 09:42 AM
Poor naked

dude. Because it is so cold, his willy must be tiny. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

Pancho1188
01-07-2004, 09:45 AM
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Poor naked dude. It\'s probably really cold in

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George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold...
Jerry: Oh...

You mean... shrinkage.
George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!
Jerry: So you feel you were short changed.
George:

Yes! I mean, if she thinks that\'s me she\'s under a complete misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was

not me.
Jerry: Well, so what\'s the difference?
George: What if she discusses it with Jane?
Jerry: Oh, she\'s

not gonna tell Jane.
George: How do you know?
Jerry: Women aren\'t like us.
George: They\'re worse!

They\'re much worse than us, they talk about everything! Couldn\'t you at least tell her about the shrinkage

factor?
Jerry: No, I\'m not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides, I think women know about

shrinkage.
George: How do women know about shrinkage?
Jerry: Isn\'t it common knowledge?
(They see Elaine

walking down the hall)
George: Elaine! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean, like

laundry?
George: No.
Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a

frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does.
Elaine: I don\'t know how you guys walk

around with those things.

DrSmellThis
01-07-2004, 11:17 AM
hilarious!