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Pancho1188
01-06-2004, 11:03 AM
I need a daily rant for today, so here it is:

I can\'t believe people are making such a

big deal about Steve Irwin holding his baby while feeding a crocodile. All I\'m hearing is, \"I would NEVER do

that with my child...\" NO %$&^#%$*& &*&#!!! You\'re not a crocodile hunter!!! You don\'t do

that for a living!!! The man is a trained professional. You put your child in the car with you, don\'t you?

Well, you could certainly get killed any second, but you believe you are in complete control of your vehicle,

don\'t you? Well, he knows crocs. Give the man a break. Seriously, people in this society do so many more

stupid things than this. Kari would know because in CA, you hear every summer about how a parent forgot about her

child in the back seat and left it to die from the extremely hot temperatures inside a vehicle on a sweltering hot

summer day in the DESERT (aka Los Angeles)... People fall asleep smoking cigarettes and burn their houses down,

thus killing their children. Hell, that one lady a few years back locked her children in her car and pushed it into

a lake... Come on, there are so many worse things out there, so get over it! Steve Irwin is known for being a

decent human being (with the exception that he has to be crazy to do all of that stuff he does

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif J/K), and

everyone knows that a decent person would never put his child in harm\'s way. Pilots take their kids flying, and

Steve Irwin fed a crocodile with his newborn son in his arms. The man is a professional. Get over it.

Enough

said.

Pancho

Kari
01-06-2004, 11:13 AM
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I need a daily rant for today, so here

it is:

I can\'t believe people are making such a big deal about Steve Irwin holding his baby while feeding a

crocodile. All I\'m hearing is, \"I would NEVER do that with my child...\" NO %$&amp;^#%$*&amp; &amp;*&amp;#!!!

You\'re not a crocodile hunter!!! You don\'t do that for a living!!! The man is a trained professional. You

put your child in the car with you, don\'t you? Well, you could certainly get killed any second, but you believe

you are in complete control of your vehicle, don\'t you? Well, he knows crocs. Give the man a break. Seriously,

people in this society do so many more stupid things than this. Kari would know because in CA, you hear every

summer about how a parent forgot about her child in the back seat and left it to die from the extremely hot

temperatures inside a vehicle on a sweltering hot summer day in the DESERT (aka Los Angeles)... People fall asleep

smoking cigarettes and burn their houses down, thus killing their children. Hell, that one lady a few years back

locked her children in her car and pushed it into a lake... Come on, there are so many worse things out there, so

get over it! Steve Irwin is known for being a decent human being (with the exception that he has to be crazy to do

all of that stuff he does /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif J/K), and everyone knows that a decent person would never put his

child in harm\'s way. Pilots take their kids flying, and Steve Irwin fed a crocodile with his newborn son in his

arms. The man is a professional. Get over it.

Enough said.

Pancho

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Did you see the episode where the cobras almost bit him in the balls?

Elana
01-06-2004, 11:16 AM
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Did you see the episode where the

cobras almost bit him in the balls?

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The baby?

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Sexyredhead
01-06-2004, 11:16 AM
I don\'t see the big deal either. I personally don\'t see the big deal about MJ holding

his baby out over the rail in the hotel either. He had a pretty good grip on him. He could have done damage if the

baby had fallen FIVE feet, but people still hold their babies up in the air. I agree it\'s not the brightest move,

but neither should be publicly lambasted for it.

I think it\'s just a slow week for the media. Look at all the

press Britney\'s been getting. Sheeesh! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

belgareth
01-06-2004, 11:29 AM
The idiot media has to have something to sensationalize. Heaven forbid that they get all

excited about something with some substance.

Pancho1188
01-06-2004, 11:39 AM
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I don\'t see the big deal

either. I personally don\'t see the big deal about MJ holding his baby out over the rail in the hotel either. He

had a pretty good grip on him. He could have done damage if the baby had fallen FIVE feet, but people still hold

their babies up in the air. I agree it\'s not the brightest move, but neither should be publicly lambasted for it.



I think it\'s just a slow week for the media. Look at all the press Britney\'s been getting. Sheeesh!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

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Yeah, it has

been kind of slow... Let\'s start another war. Hey, Franki, is Germany up for Round 3??? *Rolls Eyes* Maybe this

time we can team up against Canada...we can charge them for Seinfeld\'s \"Good Samaritan Law\" since they\'ve

never gotten themselves involved in any major skirmishes for a while.

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-Canada, you are charged with, \"Minding your own

business\". How do you plead?

-What the hell? We didn\'t do anything!!!

-Exactly. You insensitive

bastards!

-That\'s it! It\'s on, biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiatch!!!!!

\"That\'s right, folks. The \'War for

North America\' has begun. The Canadians have been infiltrating the United States\' comedy arena for years, and

the United States stole hockey for the sole purpose of watching men beat the crap out of each other on ice skates.

We\'ll give you further development as soon as we can figure out why these two nations are acting like a couple of

school children during recess.\"

Ahhh, yes...that would make for good news coverage......

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Elana
01-06-2004, 11:41 AM
I am still upset about the cobra biting the baby in the balls.

Sexyredhead
01-06-2004, 11:43 AM
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I am still upset about the

cobra biting the baby in the balls.

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Nah, bit the dad. Talk

about being \'potent\'. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Pancho1188
01-06-2004, 11:53 AM
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I am still upset about the cobra biting the baby in the balls.

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Nah, bit the dad. Talk about being \'potent\'.

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Wow, I\'ve

heard of the \"kiss of death\", but poison sperm!?!?!? Now that\'s just going too far...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Elana
01-06-2004, 01:26 PM
I still don\'t understand. The baby bit the cobra in the balls? Where does the crocodile come into

the picture? Did Michael Jackson abuse the croc? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

Holmes
01-06-2004, 01:43 PM
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I don\'t see the big deal

either. I personally don\'t see the big deal about MJ holding his baby out over the rail in the hotel either. He

had a pretty good grip on him. He could have done damage if the baby had fallen FIVE feet, but people still hold

their babies up in the air. I agree it\'s not the brightest move, but neither should be publicly lambasted for it.




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Yeah, that MJ stuff is just disgusting.

Once again, the mob

mentality (media-driven, of course!) at work.


Holmes

Kari
01-06-2004, 01:48 PM
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I still don\'t understand. The baby

bit the cobra in the balls? Where does the crocodile come into the picture? Did Michael Jackson abuse the croc?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

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The the baby bit

the cobra in the balls. The croc bit Michael Jackson, after Jackson abused the cobra.

Sexyredhead
01-06-2004, 01:53 PM
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I still don\'t understand. The baby bit the cobra in the balls? Where does

the crocodile come into the picture? Did Michael Jackson abuse the croc?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

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The the baby bit

the cobra in the balls. The croc bit Michael Jackson, after Jackson abused the cobra.

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&lt;rolling eyes&gt; Geeez! Blondes are sooo slow!

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Kari
01-06-2004, 02:23 PM
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I still

don\'t understand. The baby bit the cobra in the balls? Where does the crocodile come into the picture? Did

Michael Jackson abuse the croc? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

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The the baby bit the cobra in the balls. The croc bit Michael Jackson, after Jackson abused the

cobra.

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&lt;rolling eyes&gt; Geeez! Blondes are sooo slow!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif


/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Well, it all went to hell after Michael Jackson dandled the cobra off the

balcony...

Elana
01-06-2004, 02:25 PM
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I still

don\'t understand. The baby bit the cobra in the balls? Where does the crocodile come into the picture? Did

Michael Jackson abuse the croc? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

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The the baby bit the cobra in the balls. The croc bit Michael Jackson, after Jackson abused the

cobra.

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&lt;rolling eyes&gt; Geeez! Blondes are sooo slow!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif


/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Why didn\'t you just explain it to me like Kari did? How was I supposed

to know what happened to Michael\'s balls after the baby bit them?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif Was I supposed to guess?

Kari
01-06-2004, 04:18 PM
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I still don\'t understand. The baby bit the

cobra in the balls? Where does the crocodile come into the picture? Did Michael Jackson abuse the croc?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

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The the baby bit

the cobra in the balls. The croc bit Michael Jackson, after Jackson abused the cobra.

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&lt;rolling eyes&gt; Geeez! Blondes are sooo slow!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif


/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Why didn\'t you just explain it to me like Kari did? How was I supposed

to know what happened to Michael\'s balls after the baby bit them?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif Was I supposed to guess?

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Well, the croc wouldna bit Michael\'s balls, if Michael hadn\'t abused the cobra, in the

first place. The baby, on the other hand, bites EVERYBODY\'S balls. He\'s a nasty little f*cker.

Pancho1188
01-06-2004, 06:43 PM
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I still don\'t understand. The baby bit the cobra in the balls? Where does

the crocodile come into the picture? Did Michael Jackson abuse the croc?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

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The the baby bit

the cobra in the balls. The croc bit Michael Jackson, after Jackson abused the cobra.

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&lt;rolling eyes&gt; Geeez! Blondes are sooo slow!

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif


/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Why didn\'t you just explain it to me like Kari did? How was I supposed

to know what happened to Michael\'s balls after the baby bit them?

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif Was I supposed to guess?

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Well, the croc wouldna bit Michael\'s balls, if Michael hadn\'t abused the cobra, in the

first place. The baby, on the other hand, bites EVERYBODY\'S balls. He\'s a nasty little f*cker.

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Hence, why Kari has no children...

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif J/K!!!!!!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Elana
01-07-2004, 09:32 AM
You learn something everyday. I hadn\'t known that cobras had balls.

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