View Full Version : Pancho's Daily Rant: The "Crocodile" Defense
Pancho1188
01-06-2004, 11:03 AM
I need a daily rant for today, so here it is:
I can\'t believe people are making such a
big deal about Steve Irwin holding his baby while feeding a crocodile. All I\'m hearing is, \"I would NEVER do
that with my child...\" NO %$&^#%$*& &*&#!!! You\'re not a crocodile hunter!!! You don\'t do
that for a living!!! The man is a trained professional. You put your child in the car with you, don\'t you?
Well, you could certainly get killed any second, but you believe you are in complete control of your vehicle,
don\'t you? Well, he knows crocs. Give the man a break. Seriously, people in this society do so many more
stupid things than this. Kari would know because in CA, you hear every summer about how a parent forgot about her
child in the back seat and left it to die from the extremely hot temperatures inside a vehicle on a sweltering hot
summer day in the DESERT (aka Los Angeles)... People fall asleep smoking cigarettes and burn their houses down,
thus killing their children. Hell, that one lady a few years back locked her children in her car and pushed it into
a lake... Come on, there are so many worse things out there, so get over it! Steve Irwin is known for being a
decent human being (with the exception that he has to be crazy to do all of that stuff he does
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif J/K), and
everyone knows that a decent person would never put his child in harm\'s way. Pilots take their kids flying, and
Steve Irwin fed a crocodile with his newborn son in his arms. The man is a professional. Get over it.
Enough
said.
Pancho
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I need a daily rant for today, so here
it is:
I can\'t believe people are making such a big deal about Steve Irwin holding his baby while feeding a
crocodile. All I\'m hearing is, \"I would NEVER do that with my child...\" NO %$&^#%$*& &*&#!!!
You\'re not a crocodile hunter!!! You don\'t do that for a living!!! The man is a trained professional. You
put your child in the car with you, don\'t you? Well, you could certainly get killed any second, but you believe
you are in complete control of your vehicle, don\'t you? Well, he knows crocs. Give the man a break. Seriously,
people in this society do so many more stupid things than this. Kari would know because in CA, you hear every
summer about how a parent forgot about her child in the back seat and left it to die from the extremely hot
temperatures inside a vehicle on a sweltering hot summer day in the DESERT (aka Los Angeles)... People fall asleep
smoking cigarettes and burn their houses down, thus killing their children. Hell, that one lady a few years back
locked her children in her car and pushed it into a lake... Come on, there are so many worse things out there, so
get over it! Steve Irwin is known for being a decent human being (with the exception that he has to be crazy to do
all of that stuff he does /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif J/K), and everyone knows that a decent person would never put his
child in harm\'s way. Pilots take their kids flying, and Steve Irwin fed a crocodile with his newborn son in his
arms. The man is a professional. Get over it.
Enough said.
Pancho
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Did you see the episode where the cobras almost bit him in the balls?
Elana
01-06-2004, 11:16 AM
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Did you see the episode where the
cobras almost bit him in the balls?
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The baby?
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Sexyredhead
01-06-2004, 11:16 AM
I don\'t see the big deal either. I personally don\'t see the big deal about MJ holding
his baby out over the rail in the hotel either. He had a pretty good grip on him. He could have done damage if the
baby had fallen FIVE feet, but people still hold their babies up in the air. I agree it\'s not the brightest move,
but neither should be publicly lambasted for it.
I think it\'s just a slow week for the media. Look at all the
press Britney\'s been getting. Sheeesh! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
belgareth
01-06-2004, 11:29 AM
The idiot media has to have something to sensationalize. Heaven forbid that they get all
excited about something with some substance.
Pancho1188
01-06-2004, 11:39 AM
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I don\'t see the big deal
either. I personally don\'t see the big deal about MJ holding his baby out over the rail in the hotel either. He
had a pretty good grip on him. He could have done damage if the baby had fallen FIVE feet, but people still hold
their babies up in the air. I agree it\'s not the brightest move, but neither should be publicly lambasted for it.
I think it\'s just a slow week for the media. Look at all the press Britney\'s been getting. Sheeesh!
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Yeah, it has
been kind of slow... Let\'s start another war. Hey, Franki, is Germany up for Round 3??? *Rolls Eyes* Maybe this
time we can team up against Canada...we can charge them for Seinfeld\'s \"Good Samaritan Law\" since they\'ve
never gotten themselves involved in any major skirmishes for a while.
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-Canada, you are charged with, \"Minding your own
business\". How do you plead?
-What the hell? We didn\'t do anything!!!
-Exactly. You insensitive
bastards!
-That\'s it! It\'s on, biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiatch!!!!!
\"That\'s right, folks. The \'War for
North America\' has begun. The Canadians have been infiltrating the United States\' comedy arena for years, and
the United States stole hockey for the sole purpose of watching men beat the crap out of each other on ice skates.
We\'ll give you further development as soon as we can figure out why these two nations are acting like a couple of
school children during recess.\"
Ahhh, yes...that would make for good news coverage......
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Elana
01-06-2004, 11:41 AM
I am still upset about the cobra biting the baby in the balls.
Sexyredhead
01-06-2004, 11:43 AM
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I am still upset about the
cobra biting the baby in the balls.
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Nah, bit the dad. Talk
about being \'potent\'. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Pancho1188
01-06-2004, 11:53 AM
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I am still upset about the cobra biting the baby in the balls.
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Nah, bit the dad. Talk about being \'potent\'.
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Wow, I\'ve
heard of the \"kiss of death\", but poison sperm!?!?!? Now that\'s just going too far...
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Elana
01-06-2004, 01:26 PM
I still don\'t understand. The baby bit the cobra in the balls? Where does the crocodile come into
the picture? Did Michael Jackson abuse the croc? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
Holmes
01-06-2004, 01:43 PM
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I don\'t see the big deal
either. I personally don\'t see the big deal about MJ holding his baby out over the rail in the hotel either. He
had a pretty good grip on him. He could have done damage if the baby had fallen FIVE feet, but people still hold
their babies up in the air. I agree it\'s not the brightest move, but neither should be publicly lambasted for it.
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Yeah, that MJ stuff is just disgusting.
Once again, the mob
mentality (media-driven, of course!) at work.
Holmes
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I still don\'t understand. The baby
bit the cobra in the balls? Where does the crocodile come into the picture? Did Michael Jackson abuse the croc?
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The the baby bit
the cobra in the balls. The croc bit Michael Jackson, after Jackson abused the cobra.
Sexyredhead
01-06-2004, 01:53 PM
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I still don\'t understand. The baby bit the cobra in the balls? Where does
the crocodile come into the picture? Did Michael Jackson abuse the croc?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
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The the baby bit
the cobra in the balls. The croc bit Michael Jackson, after Jackson abused the cobra.
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<rolling eyes> Geeez! Blondes are sooo slow!
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I still
don\'t understand. The baby bit the cobra in the balls? Where does the crocodile come into the picture? Did
Michael Jackson abuse the croc? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
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The the baby bit the cobra in the balls. The croc bit Michael Jackson, after Jackson abused the
cobra.
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<rolling eyes> Geeez! Blondes are sooo slow!
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Well, it all went to hell after Michael Jackson dandled the cobra off the
balcony...
Elana
01-06-2004, 02:25 PM
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I still
don\'t understand. The baby bit the cobra in the balls? Where does the crocodile come into the picture? Did
Michael Jackson abuse the croc? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
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The the baby bit the cobra in the balls. The croc bit Michael Jackson, after Jackson abused the
cobra.
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<rolling eyes> Geeez! Blondes are sooo slow!
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Why didn\'t you just explain it to me like Kari did? How was I supposed
to know what happened to Michael\'s balls after the baby bit them?
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I still don\'t understand. The baby bit the
cobra in the balls? Where does the crocodile come into the picture? Did Michael Jackson abuse the croc?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
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The the baby bit
the cobra in the balls. The croc bit Michael Jackson, after Jackson abused the cobra.
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<rolling eyes> Geeez! Blondes are sooo slow!
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
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Why didn\'t you just explain it to me like Kari did? How was I supposed
to know what happened to Michael\'s balls after the baby bit them?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif Was I supposed to guess?
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Well, the croc wouldna bit Michael\'s balls, if Michael hadn\'t abused the cobra, in the
first place. The baby, on the other hand, bites EVERYBODY\'S balls. He\'s a nasty little f*cker.
Pancho1188
01-06-2004, 06:43 PM
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I still don\'t understand. The baby bit the cobra in the balls? Where does
the crocodile come into the picture? Did Michael Jackson abuse the croc?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
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The the baby bit
the cobra in the balls. The croc bit Michael Jackson, after Jackson abused the cobra.
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<rolling eyes> Geeez! Blondes are sooo slow!
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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Why didn\'t you just explain it to me like Kari did? How was I supposed
to know what happened to Michael\'s balls after the baby bit them?
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif Was I supposed to guess?
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Well, the croc wouldna bit Michael\'s balls, if Michael hadn\'t abused the cobra, in the
first place. The baby, on the other hand, bites EVERYBODY\'S balls. He\'s a nasty little f*cker.
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Hence, why Kari has no children...
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Elana
01-07-2004, 09:32 AM
You learn something everyday. I hadn\'t known that cobras had balls.
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